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MALE KROGAN edition

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first for KROGAN COCK

Third for Vetra being the best girl.

>tfw no alcoholic femtur gf who drinks fortified wine straight from the bottle

No politics faggotry below this line
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SO GOOD

I NEED TO IMPREGNATE AN ANGARAN FEMALE

Any idea on how to unlock the equipment in MP? I am aware that you get juggernaut shield and thermal clip storage in the Item Store. But I haven't seen any of the others.

Daily reminder that bioware teased us with a sexy Krogan in leather like this and didnt let us grope him

Also Jaal is a FAGGOT for not finding this sexy

So if Krogan are evolved to survive basically everywhere, can they safelyeat levo-pussy?

Nth for ME:A is a good and fun game.

Post Builds!

- Explorer
- Overload
- Lance
- Concussive Shot

Her smile and autism: gone.
HAIL MEGABLOCKS

I want to fuck Evfra

Do I get to fight that? Doesnt look like an architect

Why is she an alcoholic? That femtur seems to have a sad life

TURIAN WAIFUS ARE BEST WAIFUS

Be they small or tall, remember, they love cuddles.

JUST WAIT TILL MERIDIAN WILL MAKE HYBRIDS REAL

Agreed, Jaal is probably jealous because he likes BBC and feels insecure around BKC

Nth for disappointment in your children

>tfw no short femtur to protect and give love to

Yes, because they're levo, not dextro.

Dummy.

I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE BABIES
I WANT TO SPREAD THE LEGS OF AN ANGARAN AND MAKE HER MOAN LIKE AN ANIMAL

You xenophiles are fucking disgusting
Human-Human reproduction is the only way
Aliens go home

>reloading the save labeled as the mission restart shits you out immediately after the opening cinematic
>not in the loadout screen
>it doesn't save an autosave from before the mission if you're far enough in

The user interface in this game is astonishingly bad. Who the fuck designed this and why are they still employed?

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THEN DO IT GODDAMN IT

1 every 1000 survive=0.1%
Viability now at 4%

Does that mean now that 40 survive every 1000?

YOU LEAVE THE MOSHAE ALONE!!! SHE'S PURE!!!

A whole galaxy of pussy flavors to explore and you choose salty.

That's how you would math.

>Doing some side stuff on Eos
>Encounter a seperation nation of humans who left the AI
>The choice comes between establishing trade with them or taking their resources
>The overlying theme is 'MUH ENVIROMENT' instead of purging rebels

>leave the map
>takes you to the menu, not back to the world
It is annoying.

>stick a bayonet to your gun
>use your omni blade to melee anyway
Huh

she's an old lady who has done things you couldn't even imagine :^)

Nobody gives a shit about op links

>Not wanting to get pounded out of this world by a turian.
You're the one missing out.

MEA CRACK when?!

I wish they'd kept the old melee system with quick pistol whips/rifle strikes on press with Omnitool/whatever on hold

So how exactly do Krogan give birth without genophage

How many babies does a Krogan make ? Because 0.1% births means a species would be extinct, but it isnt because the natural krogan breeding is apparently retardedly huge

Someone did, or they wouldn't have posted them.

>Pussy only tastes good immediately after wash
>fermentation only makes it taste like salty coins
>you want to taste salty bird coins
user, tell me, when was the last time you saw a shower in andromeda?

when was the last time you tasted alien pussy
pro tip never

>be in a coma
>wake up
>sister is getting her cunt destroyed by the new alien species in the galaxy

They lay eggs in huge clutches.

On the tempest.

>Not wanting to get pounded out of this world by a turian.
You're the one missing out.
+1

When you buy the game ;^)

The comparison between her and Sera is more apt than I originally thought. Both are ugly inside and out, but Peebee's inner ugly hides a little better.

She got court martialed for falling in love with her human captor in the first contact war, and is still looking for him

Post Ryders and their names.

William Ryder

Friendly reminder
>believing anyone with a nickname Charlatan

Bird Ryder

Should I really JUST buy it right now? I could but I hope it's worth it. Would be pissed if I brought it full price, didn't like it then a crack comes about couple days later

You ever wonder how Turian genitalia looks?

>Vetra and Sid have different face tattoos
But why?

I let Sloan Kelly live just because I didn't want to break her Turian bfs heart.
Poor guy has it rough.

You could buy a cd key for $40.

Use tab to close out completely.

If you like the previous mass effect games you will like this.

I still don't understand what was going on in this scene.

I understand the premise; they were trying to figure out what each race finds insulting so that diplomatic errors can be avoided. But I don't understand what's actually occurring. Why are they trading armor?

Literally no one on the dev team knows the lore is why.

for some reason, I just imagine a canine penis

Who should Sara go for? Liam for procreation and the good of the initiative or Jaal for xenophiles? Turianfu not included because her height difference with Scott makes them all the qter

Probably like one of those dragon dildos. It's how i always imagined it. Not sure what species though

Buy it from gamestop and return it if you don't enjoy.

It's a cloaca. They're birds.

SUVI

>not playing with default name and wasting comfy first name mentions
Why

Jaal.

>Tfw my 2nd playthrough
>will have to choose reyes because he is better
>Mfw i ll have to break the heart of kaetus
Feels bad man.

At least this time i ll help Avitrus to become a pathfinder

Scott.
You know it's true love, they are made for each other.

Jaal without any doubt.

Turians have live births.

I wish retards would stop with the cloaca misinfo

REMINDER TO ALL BUYFAGS
to enable two-step verification

FUCKING IDIOTS

THEY WERE BORN
ON
DIFFERENT
COLONIES!

It broke my heart to see him in prison, i really liked him. But he was too good for Sloane, she was a cunt.
She had to go, to bad Kaetus hates my guts, i would pull strings to get him out of there if he didn't look like he'd slit my throat at the first chance.

Thanks m8

Cloaca is a salarian thing

>Sid - red scalp
>Vetra - brown scalp

Nah

You guys tell Isabel Halsey "Fine. Stay here." or "You need to leave."?

Either one make that much of a difference?

seriously, are you doing a joke playthrough, or do you think that looks good

Jaal is so charming, Liam is a good friend. I think Sara would go Jaal, or well it is him going after her really. He asks her if she wants to be more then friends after all.

>stayed up too late
>have to go to sleep so I can work later
>just got the email from Jaal asking me to come and meet his family
HELP

Quit your shitty job and pursue your dreams.

Sleep, you'll have something to look forward to when you get off work my friend. Trust me.

It's totally worth it, mate. Also the best mother-in-law.

My sister is blonde and I'm a brunette. Surely, then, she's actually a Swiss baby my parents stole from the Luftwaffe's secret Nordic exchange in a daring mid air raid over the skies of Luxembourg and not, ya know, someone with recessive genes that takes after my grandma.

So what is the point of keeping the angaran AI with SAM? it feels like it doesnt do anything interesting or useful

>having shit taste in men

Definitely.
Tired going to work makes the day longer, when you get back you are too tired to concentrate on vidya.

If you're romancing him, go. Now.

SAM deserves a waifu.

you should rename you Ryder to Conrad

wait, so like,
the whole turian ark is dead? Are the only survivors the ones with avi? My quest just ended after the SAM transfer so I have no idea what the fuck happened to the rest of the turians

Explorer
Nova
Energy Drain
Tubrocharge

Blink into enemy cover, Nova, Turbo, Drain when I need shields. If I drop to low health I get free shields. and my tech attacks will recharge my other abilities and deal more damage to shields, while Nova deals extra damage to armor.

We don't know. But Gamble said it'll have consequences in future game/dlc.

nah, the turian pathfinder will recover the rest of the cryo pods

So how do you all feel about this "Favourites" system etc they added for powers?

It doesn't seem very greatly implemented for me, and I hate the three power limitation on it, especially since i'm completely Tech based

Who has the biggest butt in Mass Effect, Miranda or Cora?

15000 made it, they lost 5000.

They'll be ok if they can find a dextro supporting planet.

Sherman

WHY DID THE FUCKING VAULT ACTIVATION SUDDENLY MOVED WHOLE FUCKING PLANETS ON ALADEEN.

This honestly triggers my autism and I had to rollback to pre-activation just so I can enjoy nice skyview while bashing outlaws.

don't trigger him.
he's one of the salty /pol/tards.
Also you should post a pic of your character if you want to talk shit.