>Anonymous 03/28/17(Tue)04:32:24 No.172308561▶ >File: roadhog-screenshot-004.jpg (313 KB, 1920x1161) DON'T FORGET HOW FUCKING HILARIOUS IT IS THAT ONCE BLIZZARD CREATED THIS RETARDED OVERPOWERED HERO, THEY WENT
"HEY IT'S NOT ENOUGH THAT HIS SHOTGUN DEALS 400 DAMAGE AND INSTANTLY KILLS NEARLY THE ENTIRE HERO ROSTER"
Metzen can write and Jack Morrison off and Chu can only jack off
ftfy
James Howard
Had a teamup with a friendly Mercy during qp and won a couple of games together.
Today was a good day
Brandon Wright
only now I realized my mistake that this can also be interpeted as "Metzen can write and masturbate/give a handjob to Jack Morrison".
it's like that "would you help jack off an elephant" meme.
David Carter
Who knows, hope it has a cool pose.
Matthew Reed
...
Jordan Brown
>metzen can write
He has some interesting ideas but he cannot write them.
Plus he had like 3 self inserts each worse and more obvious then Chu is. I mean at least genji isn't jesus like Thrall was.
Joseph Kelly
Were they cute? Did you ERP with them?
Camden Walker
>tfw scrapping orisas
Ryder Parker
how does earthshatter even work
Ryan King
why is junkrat so fucking adorable
William Jenkins
It was pretty cute, as much as it could be ingame.
ERP is not my thing
Ian Mitchell
>curves beautifully over some terrain >completely stopped by random shit half the time
I have 200 hours on Rein and I still don't fucking know.
Charles Ward
Fine how about this. Mercy has a voice line saying that Overwatch was shut down for a reason. Is this the reason why she has not responded to the Recall? She definitely has had the time to receive the message and respond to it, but this is not in the canon.
Kayden White
LOS in a cone
Easton Ward
owg anons come on.
you have to put your mark on friendly mercy players so they stay loyal to you
Eli Gomez
>people don't know how to create aesthetic full width letter names
I always feel so awkward during ERP, I can't even dirty talk during the act.
Kevin Parker
That's old as fuck.
Landon Perry
Yes, but he did find a way to make them all fit into a coherent world. He didn't do a good job and left a lot of holes, but he decided to try and tie them together and pretend canonity mattered. It doesn't help that chu also does not have a sense of canonity.
Charles Turner
please refer to You are honestly misinformed or sucking Metzen's dick. He was fucking awful. Absolutely awful in every way. He ruined WoW with retcons up the ass, dropped story lines, destroyed character motivations among other things.
Fuck off with this "Metzen was good shit". He was only good in the very early stages of Warcraft and then tapered off completely. It was a god send he retired. And ask any WoW lore fag and they will say the same.
Ethan Walker
>there are 14 year old "ironic memes xD" faggots posting on /d2g/
Matthew Jackson
I get plenty attention anyway for my name
Oliver Hall
It's old and was part of winter. People thought it was tied to an "Arena" winter mode because of some voicelines from Athena. The fact that nothing came out means that they probably scrapped it and that's the reason why we got the shitty Mei mode.
Juan Hughes
God I might actually buy that if she's flying or something
Brayden Cox
Being a Rein main means accepting that sometimes your pins will vacuum people in and sometimes you'll hit someone dead on and they'll bounce gleefully away, and your earthshatter will just not hit people sometimes
Michael Barnes
Not really, Metzen was bad but he had passion for what he did. He at least delivered on bringing lore, even it all of it wasn't good.
Most of the lore now is just rehashing what he did and not much better. Metzen in hindsight was a problem but no one else has managed to make the lore better. Blizzard in general has a complete lack of good writers.
Michael Phillips
>pin Don't Fucking start.
Jordan Anderson
You know, the weird thing about this game is that you can load into a match and see somebody with a girly username, and there's a relatively high chance that the person behind that username is an actual girl in real life.
Nicholas Allen
Let me look up the line so I don't misinterpret it. You mean this:
"Overwatch was shut down for a reason. Maybe it's best it stay that way."
Yes, that's her real canon opinion.
>Is this the reason why she has not responded to the Recall? She definitely has had the time to receive the message and respond to it, but this is not in the canon.
No she has not responded to the recall. Is that the reason? We don't know. Do you want to theorize it is? Sure go for it. It makes sense. But nothing in the lore has been said why she didn't respond. Also the fact it is she is "caring for the broken and dispossessed in crisis areas around the world." That might be what's keeping her busy.
Evan Parker
>first ranked game after a long time >gold 2300 >two trump-voting retards in voice chat, playing hanzo and widow and dragging the entire team down >constantly telling the mexican/asian in voice chat to fuck off and go back to his country
amazing human garbage, and of course it was a spectacular loss
Joseph Sanchez
can confirm. i'm a mercy main with low self-confidence and i blame myself for every loss
Lucas Cook
>Widowmaker statue Never thought Blizzard would be selling me masturbation aid.
Jack Smith
172349274 heres a (you) faggot
Isaiah Perry
>most of the lore now is just rehashing what he did
How? There is a lack of Lore but all signs point to Chu writing something and it not being released for some reason.
Blake Brooks
I think the statistic was that about a third of the playerbase are female, which is a pretty high proportion for an online shooter.
Liam Edwards
How far in comp could I get with my mic off
Evan Davis
plat
Asher Perry
My god, she's cute
Aaron Ross
>Yes, but he did find a way to make them all fit into a coherent world.
No he didn't. Where are you getting this? Pulling it out of your ass?
>but he decided to try and tie them together and pretend canonity mattered
He was going to let them float around with no timeline or set dates for ages or when events happened. How is that "canonity"
>It doesn't help that chu also does not have a sense of canonity.
HE MADE THE FUCKING TIMELINE. Metzen didn't do fucking ANYTHING. Where are you people getting this shit?
Gavin Murphy
you can get to diamond easily, maybe even masters.
Carter Cook
Probs plat, but you do need to start talking even if your teammates are faggots
Kayden Wright
>Bastion being cute: pt. 2, ft. Torbjorn
when are we going to get some actual advancement of the plot
it doesn't even have to be plot just pick one of the interesting things that have not been developed at all like junkertown, moon gorillas, and the giant mech in south korea, or whatever the fuck McCree kicked off the train, or literally anything about Mercy besides wanting to fuck genji
Kevin Rodriguez
probably something like >
Hunter Edwards
why do you guys think plat is the limit? i got to mid-diamond without ever using my mic. I don't see why i couldn't get to masters if i was good enough.
Henry Flores
> Mercy besides wanting to fuck genji Probably the other way around desu.
Some damn florence nightingale syndrome
Thomas Lopez
Last season I got to something like 3460 without being in voice chat and with text hidden as well.
What timeline? The dates listed on that GDC panel have been around for ages and long before Metzen left.
Henry Hill
You're carried thats why.
Mason Nguyen
dont worry, im a virgin too
David Jackson
I'm EU, gold-plat range you have retards playing most hours of the day. Only really a few good times of day to queue at
Jayden Brooks
>tfw still no continuous hover emote for Pharah
Xavier Carter
You just said your two questions were do they have enough time and did they meet/have contact. The answer to both is yes and now you are saying it has to interpreted if it was her canon response. This is the problem with the lore that we have to theorize.
Owen Gonzalez
don't project. We all have our insecurites
Kevin Bailey
With actual hovering? That sounds highly exploitable
Jordan Hernandez
How do I fuck a female omnic?
Jaxon Johnson
why aren't you getting carried then?
Bentley Morris
Are Blizz ever going to drop another wave of the Tracer figure? It was listed on the merch store previously, but it's not there anymore.
Caleb Martinez
I am talking about the world of overwatch. They all fit into near future world with all of them being tied either to overwatch or the omnics.
Oh what a great invention, a super vague timeline. And I mean that Chu seems to not be able to remember his own lore at times, with him for example having incorrectly remembered Genji's backstory.
Michael Moore
First you need to invent Omnics
Mason Sullivan
About as exploitable as an immobile Zen
Tyler James
bought 2 at PAX East and scalped them for $800 each
Andrew Thompson
very carefully
Liam Hughes
Really? I checked yesterday and the figure was still there. Weird. Either they're preparing for a new wave or the statue's gone forever.
William Jenkins
>What timeline? The dates listed on that GDC panel have been around for ages and long before Metzen left.
Not true. When Metzen was still around we were hovering with dates. Jumping from 25 to 30 years with the omnic crisis. Mercy and McCree's ages. Only until Metzen started moving himself out did things shift to more concrete dates. And it wasn't just the timeline that was the issue there were other issues too.
Ian Moore
Binary technically pushed it forwards by making Torbjorn and Bastion meet, but the fact that was only the ending of the comic just hints at the speed that Chu wants the lore to go, slower than a glacier.
Bentley Clark
what
Carson Anderson
What the hell are you talking about? It was Metzen who did the initial writing ideas. All the GDC talks have him being called up to fill the lore part for the intial concept. Chu was put in as Lead Writer once the project was formalized.
Eli Reyes
>Jumping from 25 to 30 years with the omnic crisis
Which came straight from a post by Chu and went against everything else said before then, not Metzen.
Landon Robinson
Friendly reminder that picking Orisa is an instaloss
Nicholas Lewis
Where did Callahan even come from? It's so absurd that it's intriguing.
Liam Murphy
nevermind, I misread
William Torres
About as exploitable as Junkrat's sitting emote
Cameron Gutierrez
The timeline confusion was only made worse by Chu switching between them. If Chu was unsure he should stayed quiet until he figured it out, or heck have figured it out faster. Seriously the game has been out 8 months and only now we have some semi-concrete dates.
Ian Edwards
Miracles. I've been stunned way above ground as pharah. If you're in front of him at all jist assume you'll be stunned.
Juan Kelly
> be pharah > fall in hole with jets / jetpack on zero > emote > recharge > get back in
Cooper Peterson
>Each statue is hand painted >13.5″ tall on a 7.5″ diameter statue Neat. I wonder if more heroes will get figures. I'd kill for a figma.
Jordan Torres
>"Have they met that character outside the game during PRESENT time?" >"Has their identity been revealed to that character outside the game during PRESENT time?"
Obviously this is in relation to dialog between characters which I assumed the debate was on. I never said you can't theorize.
You thought I was implying you can't?
>If you can answer yes to both those questions, the interactions between those two characters is something they really did say to each other. If you answer no to even one of those questions (or even a maybe) the dialog did not happen. It is simply a "what if" situation. Only their opinions, and mentions on previous history, can be considered canon. The conversation never really happened.
We are talking about "Does a character really think this?" "Does this character really have this conversation with this other character?" In that regard there is NO ROOM to theorize. It is either a "did" or "didn't". And if you can't say yes to those questions, not a maybe, not a "well they could have just because it isn't directly stated yet", a complete definitive yes the conversation didn't happen. Only the opinions and references to the past are canon.
Once you decide on what is canon and what isn't. Of course you take those dialogs and theorize what they mean. That's the point. I'm saying you don't theorize on when McCree and Reaper met and had this conversation, because they didn't. You theorize on why McCree doesn't like Reyes because that's the canon part to take out of that conversation.
Logan Wilson
>tfw they will never make an Odile statue. Get it if you don't mind it breaking during shipping.
Ethan Collins
>me ooga >team booga /pol/ edition Easily diamon. I'd keep it off most of the time under that since there's hardly anything positive in the chat and you should focus on yourself and your own awareness. Plus you won't hesitate to heal someone because they're calling you trash as a solo healer.
Dominic White
You're trolling me, but you are also an idiot
Lucas Torres
>want to play some good 1v1 >put against someone in 4200 sr
Jayden Watson
Do you think McCree could take on Roadhog in a fight?
There's a voiceline from McCree where he states that there is a reward for Roadhog/Junkrat
Alexander Rodriguez
was a reply to
Asher Williams
According to you, do you think Tracer is canonically aware that Sombra's stolen her tech or not? Chu's not made it clear.
Gavin Perez
Chu said in November Tracer is aware. So if you were iffy on that, other than claiming she knows, she does know. Yes. But you don't need Chu to tell you that.
Brayden Parker
>about a third of the playerbase are female Speaks volumes about how casual and shit this game is tbqh.
Kevin Price
>It was a god send Metzen retired Did he ever get a reason? I never played WoW so I don't know the guy, but he definitely didn't retire of old age.
Ethan Nelson
He was getting panic attacks or something like that
Aiden Hughes
Finally got that swimming pool of cocaine
Samuel Roberts
Event/new skins when?
Landon Gray
In-game of course not. Realistically yeah, McCree could pop his head off at a quarter mile away no matter how fat hog is.
Thomas Morgan
HE LEARNED FROM THE BEST
Ethan Brown
>trolling I gave you a simple case where it could easily be exploited
Thomas Ramirez
>blizzard holds a vote on what the next new hero should be starting from scratch >we can influence our boy Callahan as a toned-down character into the game more than likely will never happen, but one can dream