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Still no release date, and we won't have one anytime soon.

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First for autistic trissfags BTFO

Geralt and Triss OTP

>First 3 posts are waifubattle shit

This thread sucks already

Hey guys, new to this game, I just got to level 5.
I was wondering, is there a way to see if cat school technique is active? My damage/crit damage numbers (on the character screen) don't change if I take off armor. All I need to do to have it active is put it on one of the slots on the right, and wear -any- light armor, right?

Ciri best grill

I love them all, Trissfu, Yenfu, Ciri, Keira, Shani...long live witcherfus :3

>tfw you'll never tongue Triss's butthole
why live..

You are doing it right, it's weird you don't see a change in stats if u take off some pieces.

If it's equipped It should work as long as you're wearing light armor. Check your swords dps. Honestly I never double checked if my Cat school tech worked as intended, gonna do it next time.
Never heard that it was bugged tough, so It should work.

What armor are you using?

I bet it tastes delicious...sometimes I envy my Geralt.

Temerian set probably.

>I bet it tastes delicious
No, cause fucking shit comes out of there degenerates..

Some random stuff I collected. Is there a bonus for having all parts of the same set? I don't have anything really special yet.

Cheers, I just bought a new sword and checked again, and also swapped skills a few times, and now the numbers are changing.

Any pointers you wish you knew when you first started? I like playing fast critty characters in most games, hence the choice of skill. Is battle frenzy a good one to get too then?

Nothing wrong with some butt licking and Triss takes care of her hygiene and keeps her butthole clean.

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they don't even have toilet paper..

I swear the soundbit of laughing children is the exact same as from rollercoaster tycoon.

>Is there a bonus for having all parts of the same set?
Only for level 5 witcher sets.
Might wanna go with an alchemy - fast attack criticals build, it can get pretty crazy coupled with potions.

Get Acquired Tolerance. No matter the build, just take it.
If you want to be fast and damaging go with Cat School armor+Bear school swords. Maybe by endgame consider switching Cat armor for Manticore if you're really into Alchemy and crits.
Atm I'm running a crit based Combat/Alchemy build with lot of crits and I'm close to end game. It almost trivialized the game on Death March.
Also play on Death March, It will be funnier.

They have clean water and hands. Besides, I'm sure Triss has some magic way of cleaning herself.

FOR RADOVID

radovid did nothing wrong

magic can't solve everything hygienic, just ask Keira

it's a shame you can't tell keira you won't fuck her because she is too filthy. Hurts even more coming from a fucking witcher. She would have killed herself out of embarrassment on the spot.

Eh, I don't really mind either way. My devotion to Triss is infinite. For all I care she can take a dump directly in my mouth :3

spoken like a true cuck, enjoy the e.coli infection, and slow painful death

dibs

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When does book 6 & 7 get official translations?
Just got them all from the paste bin, but I don't want to read fan garbage.

Would it have been so hard to come up with something that explains why radovid suddenly goes completely mental? Maybe a failed assassination attempt on him by philippa that made him insanely paranoid?
Just give him a reason, anything. Don't make him a lunatic without any cause, it's so fucking dumb. CDPR pls. Radovid used to be so based.

Death by eating too much Triss' ass...I'll take it :3

He didn't go mad overnight, he was mad even in the books. He hides it in the previous games but there are hints to his true nature.

Yeah, he even talks about putting sorceresses in their place in the first game, in the second his face lights with joy if you get the ending where he starts the witch hunts and even in the books he is plotting to get revenge.

Any mod that gives a scabbard for the Iris sword? It triggers my autism that its scabbard is only half of it.

That's the exact quote from TLOTL I was thinking of.

Yeah, I know, that's why I posted it. I'm a Radovidfag and believe he should win the war despite being a crazy fuck.

wait, nevermind. found it

All our sorceress waifus would die though

Only if Radovid manages to catch them. In my game, Triss is safe with Geralt in Kovir and out of Radovid's reach and Yen can take care of herself wherever she goes.

This seems wrong.

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What happened to ghouls being at least somewhat intelligent anyway?

just finished the blood and wine DLC.

at the end trissfu came to my garden and she just stays there i meditated 5 hours, still there...

We cant fuck ? will she leave ?

Would love to see her in the dress again, she even suggested the idea.

No fucking, but she stays there permanently. She lounges on the sofa during the day and goes to sleep in Geralt's bed at night.

These kids better not show up dead later.

It depends on what decisions you make...

>She lounges on the sofa during the day and goes to sleep in Geralt's bed at night.

Welp better then nothing, seeing Trissfu every now and then is lovely.

Also i have a genuine question to ask.

Why is Triss so perfect ? How is it fair to all other female characters in the universe, none of them is even close.

They're cunning like animals but Vetala there is the only really intelligent one.

Also i just realized i have no more content to play, google says they wont do anymore DLC's because they will focus on Cyberpunk.

A damn shame, what a great game, great experience, we should create fan-made DLC and just pay off the voice actors for their part.

The DLC as follows :
You live in Korvin and do literally nothing but fuck and cuddle with Triss and sleep.

TRISS IS A CUTE !
A CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did that young piece of ass cucked her knight husband for an old hag, the one who stole the balls from the statue

I quite enjoyed her conversation with Geralt, it was pretty much perfect. A bit of talk about Kovir, some jokes, some loving teasing, some genuine love expressions...When he started talking about Vegelbud's, how beautiful Triss looked in her dress and how it was a magical evening, I was like, yeah, that's my Geralt alright...and it feels nice coming home from doing some side quests and seeing her there.

Other women from the universe are pretty cool too, but Triss is just something special. She is a deeply flawed person in many ways, she made mistakes in the past, but she works on improving herself and she is kind, sweet, funny, smart, cute and she has the perfect chemistry with Geralt. Seeing him act all romantic and protective of her and how she embraces his love is pretty amazing.

All good things must come to an end and honestly, I'm happy with how everything ended, I pretty much got the perfect closure for my favorite two characters. Geralt and Triss can enjoy their retirement, they've earned it.

maybe the knight sucks in bed(and not in a positive way) and the old fuck plows like a champion.

he wouldn't have need to steal the statue's balls if he could fuck well

>All good things must come to an end and honestly, I'm happy with how everything ended, I pretty much got the perfect closure for my favorite two characters. Geralt and Triss can enjoy their retirement, they've earned it.

Yeah i guess, just don't want it to end...
Guess ill get to the books now, or witcher 1, the only gave i haven't played.

also it was kind of bad that when the friendly vampire asks you where will you go now, you have only options "continue on the road" "stay on the vineyard" and "dont know", why won't Geralt tell him he will live off the rest of his live with Trissfu

Yeah, play the first game, it can be a bit clunky and hard to get into, but it's definitely worth playing. You can also read the books, they are pretty good too.

Eh, I didn't really care about that. Geralt's love life is his concern only. Ever since the first game(and especially in the second) I got this feeling of Geralt and Triss being on their own against the world and their love being something just between the two of them. I don't know how to describe exactly what I mean, but it's part of the special chemistry they have. It's like Geralt knows what he feels for Triss and how she feels about him and Triss knows it too, but they keep their affection for when they are alone. I really can't put words to it tbqh, it's just the feeling I have.

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Whether you like Triss or not, trusting a source to her makes far more sense than giving him to Shani who knows nothing about magic. But do what you want, making your own decisions is more fun than letting others do it for you.

>romance Triss
>get literally barely any notable interaction & dialogue with her anymore after her quest
Wtf CDPR...

>recently finished all 7 books after beating the trilogy a year ago
>decided to replay the trilogy
>just beat the first game

Holy fuck did CDPR absolutely shit all over the ending of LotL. It seems like they had absolutely no idea how to implement Geralt into the games after his death so they half assed the explanation and left us with 3 great games that can only be considered great if you consider them, basically, fan fiction.

It's almost sad that I can't enjoy the games like I used to, but the books were so good it's worth it.

TL;DR Read the books, Sapkowski is amazing. That being said, you will most definitely consider the story of the games "shoehorned" if you do.

I disagree, there is enough Triss romance content after Novigrad. After the waifu patch, Triss actually has more romance content than Yen in the third act. She has the KM scene, the earring scene, the fountain scene, the tent, the boat talk, the talk to Ciri during Payback as well as talk to Ciri on the boat and there is also BaW where she and Yen also get equal amount of romance content. Yen has one extra sex scene and Triss has one extra romance scene.

Yen is more involved in the main quest regarding Ciri which makes perfect sense, but as far as romance content goes, there isn't that much difference.

I enjoyed the games more than the books. The games are fan fiction in regard to the original work and Sapkowski himself approved the amnesia thing. It's the only thing he was consulted about.

I'm trying to go for the witcher ending for Ciri, but I'm a little confused, because there's different guides, but they seem to be contradictory in some parts.

Like, can you not take Ciri to see Emyhr if you want the Witcher ending? I thought as long as you didn't accept the coin it was fine, but I'm tempted to reload before I skipped going to visit him, so I can get the Nilfgaardian mare you get, but I don't want to get the Empress ending. I think I've chosen the best options so far, going off the lists I've seen, but that one bit seems to be a little confused.

>After the waifu patch
Ah, I totally forgot about that. I had already played it twice beforehand and haven't replayed since, since the main game is soo long.
Tsk, guess I'll have to watch them on YT

I think that if you take her to Emhyr you have to let Radvid win the war if you don't want her to become an empress. If you ignore Emhyr and not visit him, she will become a witcher.

Oh, alright. Darn, I was kinda wanting the mare, but I guess that would also mean sending old Roach to the glue factory, so I guess it's for the best.

Is it possible for Redania to win, even if Radovid is killed? Because I'm not a fan of him, and want to help Djikstra with the assassination plot.

The only difference between original Roche and the Nilfgaardian mare is the color.

Redania can win if you make Dijkstra king, but for that you have to kill Radovid and let Dijkstra kill Roche, Thaler and Ves.

>I enjoyed the games more than the books

I disagree. The books are definitely better than the games, but the games are basically the pinnacle of story driven vidya. It's like comparing diamonds to emeralds. That being said, you can really only consider the games to be "emeralds" if they're fiction. Otherwise the plot seems shoehorned. I'm about to start 2 though, so perhaps I'll change my mind again.

disagree all you want, it's your opinion

Well, you are free to enjoy whatever you want more, we all have our preferences. I am not stating as a fact that games are better than books. Truth is, gaming as a medium has a lot of catching up to do if it ever wants to match literature in storytelling and it's questionable if that is even possible. I am merely saying that as an overall experience I enjoyed the games more, replayed them many times and will replay them for years to come.

Books are pretty great too, once I got started, I couldn't stop reading and I definitely think that everyone who loves the games should at least give them a chance. Continuity wise, I can accept the plot, amnesia was a decent enough excuse to give Geralt a more open personality and allow for more player input, something I personally care about a lot and something I feel is the only comparative advantage games have over books when it comes to storytelling possibilities.

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why is there so much witcher porn out there?

there's porn of literally anything...

One of my favorite moments in the game. A beautiful and romantic scene. Triss is adorable.

>shani wants you to spoil the kid, feed him candy and let him do what he wants
>triss wants you to be strict with the kid and discipline him. also triss is a mage and alvin is a source
why would anyone choose that dumpy sow over triss?

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What am I in for?
Are there any mods that are almost mandatory? Do mods block cheevos?
Does the level scaling thing work good or not?

Fun. No mods are mandatory. They don't block cheevos. It works decent enough as it makes the enemies your level,, but you still get little to no exp for quests that are 5+ levels bellow you.

autoloot, friendly hud, no dirty lens,NoScreenWaterDrops, endure and wind effect toned down

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Does the level scaler thing scale down monsters that are above your level or does it just scale things below it?

it only scales up the enemies bellow your level

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what are moste useful decoctations, besides ekimmara?

Fun.

Avoid spoilers, it makes game even better.

Eilhart sex game when

Ekidna, Water Hag, Succubus, Archgriffin, Katakan, Chort,

>Succubus
I don't have that one, nor the doppler one. Im not a monster.

What does it even do?

Gradually increases attack during combat up ti 30%

fuckable succubus mod when?!

go to bed Eskel

You can fuck one in tw2. As Dandelion.

Well, the books had a strong narrative and a cohesive story. The games change the tone and direction with every iteration. TW1 was a shitty fanfic with recolored donut steel OCs, TW2 was a politics simulator, and TW3 tried to be a sequel to both the games and the books and the result was a bit of a mess.

That said, I still enjoyed all the books and the games. Though I vastly prefer the books' ending to BnW's waifushack shit.

i know. never miss it.

is it game character vs book character pic?

What do they say?

Also, I read the books long before first game, and I have to say I really didn't like the book ending. Not that it's too dark, the problem is that whole story that grows for hundrets of pages, ends within thirty by vilgefortz&co kills everyone, leftovers are finished by angry mob. I didn't like the resolution, it was a rushed mess imo.

Games aren't perfect either.

TW1 was definitely not a shity fanfic, but an attept to adapt the characters and world to a new medium - suprisingly successful. Although i didn't like the mutants part.

TW2 was indeed politics fuck you aep arse simulator, too bad finished too soon.

Similar issue I have with TW3 - most of its problems come from cutting the plot - so we have Yen, Ciri, Avallach, political plot, and some others, unresolved properly. Some might bitch about retconning the white cold into magical powder, but i think connecting it with aen elle was a good idea. The "happy endings" of the series somehow feel off, you're right. I can't imagine Geralt and Yen living happily ever after in a vineyard and, let's be honest - Triss romance is a total fanfic. Still, in that medium the bad endings hit too hard i think.

Overall both have their issues, but I have to say I'm really happy that book and story that was my obsession at school got so good vidya continuation.

I want trissfags to die

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