/tesog/ - The Elder Scrolls Online General

Why is this now a thing?

>They couldn't even DPS down the boss fast enough, in normal, and they were both over 400 CP
I've seen 400+ CP PUGs still doing 90% bow light attacks so it's not that surprising

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How do Hirelings work?
I got 3 of them and on the next day I received my shipment around 12, the next time I logged in they came around 20.

20 hours from when you either collect the mail, or when you last log off.

Which npc would you marry

why would you marry them

>start speaker quest
>do optional target
>no alerts
>sneak to figure out main target pattern
>take out his guard
>sneak behind him
>PRESS X TO KILL
>schwing
>sneak eye opens and he turns around
>guard respawns
>your ability to stealth is being suppressed
>AREA IS ON ALERT
WOW

Is that really you, bb? I've missed you

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A couple of threads ago some guy told us how he got expelled from some top tier guild because he's used to talking to us so when someone new joined and said "hi" he said "sup nig" and got kicked.

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Any update or patch before Morrowind?

Lady Clarisse Laurent
Why?
Because it's a two for one deal
I'd make Stibbons watch as I pound her repeatedly, always make him watch. Then, after a year of this, I'd make him pound her ass only to reveal that it's a polymorphed dog. Clarisse and I would laugh and laugh and tell everyone we knew about our horrible butler.

Who hurt you?

>Not pounding Stibbons' ass after completely emasculating him.

There'll be a PTS cycle before release so we'll be prepared and given the opportunity to bitch at em but otherwise there'll be no updates.

>Putting your dick Breton levels of crazy

>that belly

Damn it. I hope no one here will spoil anything or I'll have to leave the general for a month

Why don't you play PTS too?

Do they really stick actual story content on the PTS? I joined like, just as DB released, they didn't like, lock the completion of stuff any on the PTS? Could you see everything pre-launch?

You can always be brought back, user. Who wouldn't want to be brought back to life as a fucktoy with endless stamina?

Show her your flesh atronauch.

bump

>Could you see everything pre-launch?
Yep. Everything. You better expect spoilers the day they release it because that stuff gonna get datamined fast.

fug

Guess I'm going to have to stay away from here when the PTS gets loaded with Morrowind.

A proud and venerable oxen of male vitality. Those skeletons are bewitched. Speaker Terenus holds the keys to the universe.

Probably my favorite character of the DLC, him and the guy who gives out the dailies.

Yep. I'll do the same.

... They're not the same person?

it's kinda deceptive how many people play this game

I mean if there was more than two servers it would be dead as fuck

really 6 servers: 2 for each platform, that apparently have mostly equal population.

Phasing screws with your perception.

>Someone ask for a crafter main city
>Teleport away
>Craft
>Teleport back
>Confused over why I can't find him
>Realize I teleported to a different phase

A rough guess of the playerbase can be made by taking the amount of people playing it on steam multiplied by 10, since 1/10th of the playerbase play it trough steam. That would mean there's 50k+ people online right now.

Is there a way to check what instance we are and switch that shit? Sometimes is impossible to find a person to run pledges on chat.

well I barely got past the shadows but it looks like there's no way in hell I'll be killing the black dragon

lvl 21 am I just shit or what

t. Altmer DK Stamina Healer

wait a few levels

oh nvm I killed her the second time and it was actually easier than the shadows

actually it's t. imperial stamblade

and it would all be fine if I could just heal faster

I'm glad she got sucked into sithis's rape dungeon, that bitch was annoying

You can travel to another phase by traveling to another player assuming said player is in another phase, otherwise not.

Bump

You have 10 seconds to convince me that Redguards are not the best human race.

"B-B-But muh niggers!!!!" Is not an argument.

Stutter typing is the dumbest /v/irgin meme.

Not an argument.

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

they have curved swords

No, but a keen observation.

CURREVED

SWORREDS

They aren't human mate.

They get cucked by zombies.

>playing stam

They are not the bosmer

Redguards aren't human my man, they didn't emerge from Nedes like Bretons, Imperials and Nords

Nords came from Atmora m8, a whole other continent.

fuck, forgot about that
no wonder they're inferior race of dumbfucks

>no wonder they're inferior race of dumbfucks
the niggers you mean?

how come nobody told me magdk is fun

nords are literally subhuman white niggers like slavs
>alcoholics
>muh homeland
>first to fight first to die like a retard
>act first think last

>I have to delete my post, because I'm a retard that posts too early

Phonescum, fuck off

i guess you weren't paying attention

Man people on xbox eu are salty when they lose a duel

>xbox
>eu

Poor!

not even close

also I feel sorry for you if you can't afford a phone

>us

Nigger

Are you actually retarded?

I wasn't saying you're dumb for owning a phone, but for using it to post on Veeky Forums.

So, you managed to accidentally post while on PC.
You're even dumber than I thought.

>I get upset because someone posts on phone even though he doesn't
thinking.jpg

I'm not upset.
I'm just calling you a retard

>hes mad because that guy posts on his phone
>yet he plays the phoneposting of mmos

Fuck off faggot

You sound like a little bitch.

You wanna have a fucking go?

>I'm not upset
>he's upset
:^)

Sent with 4chantalk from iPhone

Not the person you were replying to, but you're a massive faggot

Sure man i have a flu but would probably still beat your child ass
Tbh id probably sneeze constantly and infect you so itll all work out

Having a flu in spring is the sign of bad genetics.

Where do you wanna meet up, you fucking retard?

I dont give a shit about genetics, its probably because a couple of my reindeers jumped the fence and had to go after them

Meet me in Rovaniemi, Finland

Only a true mongoloid would make up a city name as stupid as that.

Get the fuck out, European scum

Lmaoing @ your life

ONLY AMERICANS ALLOWED BELOW THIS POST

Hello, Poorland here

ONLY BOSMER ALLOWED BELOW THIS POST

Hello, this one is Khajiit

STOP FUCKING SHITPOSTING IN MY THREAD

REPORTED

Sorry not allowed.
Only bosmer

Is this game hard to play on console? I'd imagine having to use a controller instead of a mouse would make aiming slower, especially for targeted aoe's.

Im not having any problems personally, not even with targeted aoes, theyve done a really good job with it. Its really fun on console desu

Of course its not as fast as mouse, but once you get used to it, it just works

The main drawback on console is that you got no addons.

And that's about it. Gameplay is still nice and well designed for controllers.

However, the loss of addons is very sad.

Can i play the other stories as well once im done with my factions one?

You can. it won't make any sense plotwise, since you'll probably go up against your own faction several times. But you can.

I made a mistake and made a dc character, but thats pretty cool that its an option

factions only matter in PVP post-One Tamriel

>be roaming around Cyrodiil
>take resource
>enemy shows up
>we start fighting
>I get a brief window of lag
>he kills me
>he thinks he's better than me now because he killed me during that small frame
>can't do anything about it but be mad

He'll get his soon enough

Hey guys so i just bought the game i completed the tutorial a couple of minutes ago, What do i do now? is there a main story to this game or am i free to do whatever the fuck i want till max level?