/meg/ mass errect general

EDI is sexier with close. It implies there is something to hide.

Peebee is cute and I want to kiss her tummy

Cora approves of this romance

>angara
>breasts

Do you understand how lucky we are to have been born in the same galaxy as the noble Asari race who were the first to discover the citadel and welcomed other races with open arms instead of fighting with them?

We are lucky to be taught by such a superior race. I am eternally thankful to them for my Asari huntress training days.

I remember sarissa's manuals each and EVERY day

I can't get past their incredibly kissable lips.

Just from the ones I've played:
>DAO
Alistair
>DA2
Fenris
>DAI
Solas
>ME1-3
Garrus
>MEA
Jaal

I NEED TO BE IMPREGNATED BY AN ANGARAN

haha you like an ugly raptor rock you should like the blue ogre and the angry lesbian instead

What a fucking faggot.

what are ya lookin at me gut fer?

Salarians?

DA:
Morrigan
No one
No one

ME:
No one
Kelly
Liara

Objectively correct choices here. Morrigan is best waifu and all LIs in DA 2&3 are shit. Liara's romance in 3 is good but it feels more genuine if you start out as friends and gradually progress over the three games.

>almost done with Elaaden
>Cora says "I cannot wait to take a shower. It does not smell nice in this suit
>ohdearsweetjesus
I would literally lick her body clean.

Angaran brests only pop out during their estrus season.
Like an erection.

>Jade Empire, KOTOR, Balders Gate
Nobody

>DAO
Nobody

>DA2
Fenris

>DA3
Fraudwall

>ME1
Nobody

>ME 2, 3
Garrus

>Andromeda
Jaal

Yes.

Shan
Visas

Dawn Star

Morrigan
Merril
Cassandra

None
Tali
Tali

Cora

It's not gay, user.

Da
Noneone
Anders
Dorian

Me
Noneone
Noneone
Kaidan
Reyes

Finally andromeda has some ok husbandos

>Zevran
>Fenris
>Solas because I can't be half-assed to replay that game and I wanted to see what the big deal was

>No one
>Garrus
>Garrus

>Jaal

>KOTOR

None.

>DAO

None.

>DA2

None.

DAI

None.

>ME1

None.

>ME2

None initially.

>ME3

Tali.

>MEA

Vetra.

I mean they're not thick or full but they do look inviting to smooch.

I'm trying not to taint my objectivity with nostalgia goggles, but this is a shit alien design, right?

Sloane or Reyes I hate them both

This is the worst quest line.

Previous thread:

I went with Reyes.

Someone did a photoshop and female Angara look marginally better when they have smaller heads, fuller figures and their arms aren't dislocated from their shoulders. Male Angara look fine.

Kaidan and Gil. Yeah. I've done Garris once because you basically have to do that one at least once

I don't played DA because I'm not a swords and magic kinda guy, I like guns and space better

>Jade Empire, KotOR, ME1-3
Nobody
>Andromeda
Vetra

I'm only here for Mass Effect.

...Garrus.

I jerked off to the sex scene with Ashley in ME1 and that was really it

It wouldn't have been so bad if they got creative with variations on their looks. But even with all the development time every alien looked exactly the same. They couldn't even be assed to change up the Asari's faces and they could have just used human renders for that.

>tfw you ll never be autistic and desperate enough to cling to some outdated thread format
feels good man

Liara
Liara
Liara
Vetra
>playing Dragon Gayge
lel

I seriously cannot believe they wasted time for Reyes to be a romance option. He's literally the worst character.

>that starwars sounding music that plays when Drack is first introduced

Drack confirmed to be a Sith Lord

>Vetra gives Liam shit about not keeping his fucking shirt on

Holy fuck, I love her.

At least there was no canon foundation for BroShep/Garrus. There is one for Scott/Vetra yet all the fucking fan art and fan fiction is non-stop self-insert FemRyders.

Which faggots are more annoying, Vetrafools or Talifaggots?

Reyes. Sloane won't work with the Nexus. Just make sure to flirt a little with Reyes so that he becomes less likely to stab you in the back

>4/5 match
I see you are also a patrician.

>Drack has biotics
>he's hiding them so people don't find out his Sith Lord identity as Darth Rakkus

>self-insert FemRyders
>implying all the dudes playing this game aren't self-inserting as male Ryder

You're just as cancerous. The only winning move is not to play.

'Cause the men who can draw are gonna be into Cora and PeeBee more.

the racist speciest bigots

As a drawfag/writefag, I'd be willing to do stuff for Vetramancers but I can't draw her because turiams are hard and I haven't done her romance so I won't have a good enough gauge to appropriately write her.

>DAO
Morrigan
>DA2
None
>DAI
None
>ME1-3
Liara, Tali
>MEA
Cora

>you get a mission on kadara To help some Dude weed lmao grow more pot

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opinion discarded. fix your shit before criticizing others

>KOTOR
Bastila
>Jade Empire
Silk Fox
>DAO
Leliana
>DA2
Isabela
>DA3
Sera
>ME1
Nobody
>ME2
Nobody
>ME3
Traynor

DA:
Alistair
Fenris
Solas

ME:
Garrus
Jaal

I usually go for the ones with the most plot connection because why not. My romances aren't usually my favorite characters anyways.

>DAO
Alistair, Morrigan, Leliana
>DA2
Merill, Isabella, Fenris
>DAI
Cassandra, Josie
>ME 1, 2, 3
Liara, Tali and Jack to completion at least once a piece.
>Andromeda
Still trying to decide between Vetra and Peebee.

>Worst character
Maybe for simpletons like yourself that cant understand what smart people do

Reyes is literally the first non shitty non stereotypical gay romance

People call me vanilla but I'm okay with my loving and supporting husbandos. Except Solas, of course.

I've seem like 90% more femRyders than mRyder. On here, of course, there're more mRyders.

Remember to protect her autistic grin.

if anything it just means there's more women writing fanfics

get your ass in gear and write some porn, faggot

Because women create the most fan content for these things in general. Why would they make straight dude shit?

Kaidan didn't feel very stereotyped.
Gil, well maybe, he was kind of I dunno sassy(?) when you first speak to him
Steve, no comment

What's wrong with Scoot's face?

>sera

There was a boatload of Tali/BroShep stuff. As the Talispammers of the past seven years have been content to remind us.

faggots who romanced anyone else

...excepting FShep x Garrus, because that pairing is absolutely halal

He's baked.

Nothing wrong with that, user. I think you're all right. I like Solas but at the same time his romance inspires really conflicting feelings in me, like I love it but it pisses me off at the same time. Maybe I'm just not used to having things go that badly.

Right now Vetrafags but that's because I think we've all grown numb to Talifagging. It's like dust particles in the air. You may not necessarily want that shit but it's always there and you've gotten over it.

Because men were inspired to create a ton of content of Tal the way they weren't for any other waifu. It wasn't mostly women making all of that.

DA: Alistair
DA2: Merrill I guess, Sebastian is good though. Fuck that game in general.
DA3: Cullen

ME1: Liara
ME2 and 3: Tali and Garrus with some Liara and Jack thrown in for good measure.

>Liara
>Liara
>Liara

>Pooboo

I do from time to time but mostly for my romance. I guess I could try doing stuff for other people especially since I seem to be the only person with the decency to keep Ryder's appearance ambiguous. I thinks it nicer that people can imagine their own Ryder in what is irate rather than being forced to i image my own they've never seem

FEMALE TURIAN VANGUARD WHEN

You either like Solas or hate him. There doesn't seem to be an in between.

And I totally forgot about Baldur's Gate and Neverwinter and KotOR here, I don't know why. Maybe because it all feels so disconnected.

Vetra > Tali

I'm lukewarm towards Tali and hate her fags but no. Not even close.

Kaidan-I am alone, not have many friends ;( (Though desu what ruined kaidan imo was the fact that they removed the gay option from me1, it could have been a great romance if they let it go through expansion)
Steve- MY BF IS DEAD, DID YOU KNOW MY HUSBAND DIED, I AR SO SAD
Alistair- Tfw was under a religious circle and homo sex was bad
Dorian- My daddy didnt love me cuz i am gay
Black bull- Bi whore who suddenly is great
Gil-MUH GAY BABIES
Reyes- The only kind of stereotype i can put on Reyes is maybe acting like a seductive spy whihc is something you rarely see

>Disrupter Ammo IV
>It's an UR
>mfw my UR was a fucking ammo consumable
I hate Bioware so much.

It of course doesn't help that being so openly antagonistic about it just comes off as combative, and makes them want to post more.

You know what makes things easier? Ignoring other peoples "inferior" choice for waifu/husbando and just being satisfied with your own.

Hey Ryder.
Can we hurry up and find the Asari Ark?
We need Sarissa and the other Asari if we stand a chance in Andromeda, my huntress training will be helpful finding them.

I miss my Asari huntress training days, would you like a list of books you should read if you are interested? You are interested right? Here I'll just go ahead and send you an email.

user, he's just a typical rogue. In personality he's a lot like Zevran but worse. But I guess being gay doesn't define his character so that's better than others.

Tali is a ship-stealing-spy that lusts for your dick
Vetra is literally a criminal that lusts for your dick

Both are equally awful and I wish we got to fuck Nyreen as our first femtur instead

Mass effect:
>Femshep
Liara
Garrus
Garrus
>Shep
Liara
Tali
Tali
>Femryder
Vetra

Dragon Age:
>Femwarden/Femhawke/Femquiz
Alistar
No one
Cullen
>Warden/Hawke/Inquiz
Morrigan
No one
Cassandra

She's also the only love interest that actually cares about you

DAO: Morrigan
DA2: Merrill
DAI: Cassandra

ME: Liara
ME2: Jack
ME3: Jack
MEA: Vetra

Fuck no, Zevran was a fucking idiot and a slut acting so silly but alone on the inside.

Reyes is far more sophisticated

If you were Asari you mean?

I wish Vetra and Sid had switched places, but plot wouldn't allow it. Sid is actually unique and brings a new perspective. Vetra is just a typical Turian in attitude.

It's the funniest thing, too - everyone either likes him or hates him for a dozen different reasons, but they rarely ever deviate from those extremes. I know he's a divisive character, but the sheer level of feeling he inspires in people is ridiculous.

Why do you have Alistair listed as a gay romance? He was F!Warden only.

Can I safely remain celibate while playing through mass effect?

I play video games to escape my relationships. Don't really want to escape into more of them.

Yes

>it's the year 2677 or something
>space travel
>in a new Galaxy where we are settling
>have an AI in my brain
>can't check my email on my person gotta use my fucking computer in my ship

Oh fuck, i meant anders lol

Yes you can. Just don't pick any of the prompts that obviously are meant for flirting or going places.

>Jaal: I see this word "shit" is very... multifaceted.
>Peebee: Especially in the hands of a master like Gil.
>Gil: Uh, ew.

Holy fuck, did she just make a gay joke?