Love Live! School Idol Festival General - /llsifg/ #1073: haha rin serval Edition

Also since the last thread was aqours, I choose this thread.

They did?

None of these comics were ever funny.

wwwwwwwwwwwwww

>Zenaki no /llsifg/! Sunshine!!
>Sunshine!!
>Hag thread
Rintard can't do anything right.

You know that long "EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Chika screams at the end of Episode One?
I want to make that the sound that my phone plays every time I get a text. How do I go about doing that?

Umi is love.

You don't. Please don't. Please don't be that guy.
I legit care about you.
Don't do it.

Please.

Just to clarify, it's the EHHHHH that happens when Riko rejects joining the idol club.

One time I put some anime song as my messaging cuz I thought I was hot shit. Never again will I feel the amount of pain from my first message.

some of them were alright.

ok, i'll order klab to replace the writer with sakurako

This thread feels like Death is pushing us closer to our demise.

I wish I could turn back time and fall in love with Nico all over again.

Really good thread

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I can do it but it's 4:00 am and I'm going to sleep zzzz
i'd like to do the favor, but, you know, zzzz

have a hagu

it made me think of something philosophical
i know destiny is hard to transcend, because no one has never live more than 100 ~ 125
and the seiyuus will be aged in the same way, but can't die without seeing 2020's raibu&s stage right?

I think you replied to the wrong person

Not right now honey.

I'm tired. Real tired.

>Knee-high
Those are now some fucked up legs.

>implying they won't be tired of the business and overweight

Sorry.

What happened in the last thread.
It's like a seiyuu just died.

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The kissing noise at the start of GNGK makes me uncomfortable and I don't like it.

but they are not that weak, their strong minds pushed them to the forefront of idols

That's nice and comforting to hear that

Serval >>>> Rinshit

tieba.baidu.com/p/5045567046
new Arisha's gravure

ok glad to hear that, umi-chan

my.mixtape.moe/miqrvb.mp3
____ when

FUCK YOU I WAS GOING TO SLEEP

I dont support this marriage

>That ass
Absolutely harenchi
She's still pure, r-right /llsifg/?

she was never pure

6/10

Purity is overrated
Let them be sluts
I care not of their lives

You is giving me this look right now, what to do?

Give her some medicine and a cold towel.
She looks ready to pass out.

consult here

Why is gravure allowed? Aren't idols suppose to maintain a clean public image? Unless seiyuu=/=idol, but what does that make them during live performances?

Sleep tight, you magnetic gays.

This
I need an answer. Wasn't there an idol that had a boyfriend and she had to shave her head as an apology for her fans?

>pile's twitter's background image

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Uh yeah. Nico hours I suppose

i've heard about 4 million yen ($40,000) penalty was imposed on idols who broke such contract

Honoka-chan is my cool goddess!

Honoka-chan sugoi!

Goddess of COCK

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Kiss Umi.

I don't get the chance to say it anymore, so goodnight, Honoka-chan. I hope I'll be able see you tomorrow aswell. My guiding light, my glorious sunshine, I love you!

Can you imagine that it's late like night time but the sun it's not here. It's like on the other side of the planet but not really. We are just turning like a piece of meat. But you feel that shit. Do you ever consider that maybe light and dark aren't really a thing but a forced idea by the sun. WATCH next morning. See the sun from where it comes from. Where does it go and will it return .

Yeah. My battery on my phone is dying quickly too.

???

"Because I love each and every day." - Nozomi Tojo

Nozomi was truly the best girl.

Gonna marry yohane-sama~

Kiss Umi.

Awww, she's beautiful.

You lucky dog.

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Hanayo?

Is Kemono friends actually good?

Yes

A fun watch. I went in expecting nothing and had fun.

present love arrow shoot for you

When I wake up I better see happy people in this thread

All aboard the rape train.

thank you goddess, i wanna see your panty btw

idols are supposed to maintain a clean public image when it comes to sexual relationships with other people. Obviously when otaku say they like "pure" girls, they mean virgins, not girls who don't show their skin. Gravure is no more revealing than a swimsuit anyway.

OTP

"Idol" isn't super-specific. The fines-and-headshaving stuff is a subset of really over-micromanaged groups, your xxx48s and so on, where essentially every single member is a replaceable backup dancer who owes all her vocal and stage training to the group, while the producer pulls all the strings to his particular kinda skeevy image of how girls should be.

Outside of that, a "healthy" public image is important, but like in the US "healthy" is "don't be Miley" rather than "don't be Taylor".
You're trying to remain relatable to the fans, and how you'd look if you went to the beach with them is relatable; you don't, however, have to remain Akimoto's perfect untouched doll or he'll fire you and sue for cost of lessons and outfits.

>is "don't be Miley" rather than "don't be Taylor".
Who the fuck are miley and taylor?

APOLOGISE

Ho-no-ka you shouldn't go to sleep at this hour!
Goodnight sweetheart

>In an article for The Japan Times, titled: "AKB48 member’s ‘penance’ shows flaws in idol culture", Ian Martin noted: "What is happening here is that the protection of fans’ fragile fantasies automatically trumps the basic human right to a life outside that fantasy framework. Though as lawyer Hifumi Okunuki pointed out in a Japan Times article on Jan. 22, such an arrangement is probably illegal under Japanese labor laws.

Gave me a chuckle

purity fags should all kys asap, its fucking mental illness to have such a mind set

>having sympathy for idols
>wanting them to slut around
Women need constraints to function.

We all realize its all an act right? We're arguing whether they're good or bad at fooling us.

What's an act? That they don't want dick and are pure? Yeah, obviously its an act. Women are sluts by nature.

The act is they don't get dicks on daily basis. They do.

How did you come to that conclusion, user? Oh right, I forgot that most idols have sex with old men.

Why are her nipples so dark?

censorship

sakurauchi riko is for lots and lots

>and lots and lots

and lots and lots

and lots and lots (and lots and lots) of kissing cuddling and handholding

Tell me Love Live experts, what do the white doves symbolize?

Semen

>Two days away from the Final Live