Be youtuber

>BUYING MY DRIFT CAR
stock 350z
>MODDING MY DRIFT CAR
steering wheel
>DRIFTING MY DRIFT CAR
single donut in a parking area

HERE'S WHY I DON'T LIKE MY NEW ALFA ROMEO GIULIA GONE WRONG *PROOF*
(ALMOST DIED) (FREE IPHONE 2017 LINK IN BIO)

>GIRLFRIEND REACTS TO GTR LAUNCH!

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HEY GUYS

this doesn't even make sense dude

>Hey everybody, Rob Spaghetti here. Here are my opinions on why X is onjectively shit. I'm not mad because I didn't get invited.

>BABY SPIDERMAN PISSES in a BOTTLE and DRIVES my FIRST CAR a LAMBORGHINI FROZEN ELSA MINION BABY (crazy emojis)

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how come every car youtuber clickbait faggot has a millennial mullet?

kek

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yeah, but more sadists/edgelords.

Why is he physically a 10 year old?

Are you stupid?

>TITLE OF VIDEO
actual content

Eh, spaghetti man is cool. The 488 is cooler than the gt anyway.

>them arms
im dead

is clickbait ever acceptable?

That's not what the thread is about

Okay you are stupid. Read the OP.

Lel FUCK THIS DOUCH. He should an hero

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Don't worry, user. Clearly they're bragging by posting it on youtube, idc what they say.

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>The 488 is cooler than the gt anyway.

I agree and don't even particularly like the 488. I think Rob is absolutely right about the GT even though people will just say he's salty.

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HERE'S THIS TOTALLY LEGIT PRANK WHERE I THROW A WATER BALLOON AT MY GIRLFRIEND! ITS FUCKING REAL AND HILLARIOUS! WERE SO FUCKING WACKY!

I called it on the GT way before it was out, It's too much of a departure from the last one in spirit

literally every video I watched of the new GT had hesitant/forced enthusiasm from the reviewer

you don't even need to see a review to know it's going to be disappointing

the last car was a retro-timeless design with a very mechanical simple design philosophy and it was cheep by comparison. the new car is very modern, high tech and expensive

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>"called" opinions about a car
>has never driven it
>will never ever drive it

>>"called" opinions about a car
>>has never driven it
>>will never ever drive it
and? what is wrong with that? I predicted that people would be disappointed, and they are . . .
why would I need first hand experience for that anyway.

You guys are fucking retarded if you think the new GT from Ferd is shit and unexciting.

Like fuck off. Even with that fag ecoboost motor it turns me on. The design, the look, racing pedigree behind the damn thing in history and on that fucking chassis itself, God damn you bus riders are hard to please.

And I am a stupid weeaboo car and Porsche lover. Thing is awesome to me still.

it's not that it is a bad car, it's just not what the old one was

>it's just not what the old one was
weird isn't it. Theres this little thing called evolution.

"Hov' on that new shit, niggas like 'How come?' Niggas want my old shit, buy my old albums" - HOV

Same thing goes for cars.

>"Hov' on that new shit, niggas like 'How come?' Niggas want my old shit, buy my old albums" - HOV
I didn't understand a lick of that

anyway, if the new shit stinks worse than the old people wont buy it

As soon as anyone says something bad about the GT, Ford will abandon them.

don't get me wrong sure it's 100x more exciting than my car but sorry. it's shit and unexciting compared to its competition. so was the LFA.

The purpose of the car was to make people DREAM about owning one -- to make people more PROUD to buy a Fiesta knowing that the GT is made by the same company. For me, it didn't do either of those things whatsoever.

Steve takes his mom to the brothel and you won't BELIEVE what happens next

Quirks and features

>10 THINGS CAR GUYS ARE AUTISTIC ABOUT
>first 2 minutes are promoting their shitty app or shitty giveaway

Car frottle

false flag

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doesnt he live in the middle of Philadelphia? why the fuck is he wearing flip flops

for once i just wunna see a jewtuber make a fucking retarded car Veeky Forums style and NOT buy a fucking lambo

The 1320 one was the most accurate.

>oops almost forgot my fidget spinner

Why the fuck are fidget spinners to popular? Can no one just sit around without doing anything?

God I fucking hate fidget spinners.

>MY GIRLFRIEND GETS SURPRISED BY MY GTR(GONE WRONG)
>thumbtack is just her in barely any clothing and an ass shot

>ALMOST DIED
>just a 20 minute video of him saying a bunch of random shit to a camera

back when i was in highschool you just chew/bite/mutilate your fingertips to pass time.....

Wonder if they smash

youtu.be/ThLzyPHAvmc

I dont think the "girlfriend" is that stupid to not let him smash. I would. So I can get more money out of him

I fucking hate that faggot

jew

Thats the absolute best name for that hairstyle ive ever heard

>SUICIDE DOOOEEESSS
>Unintelligible screaming
Holy kek