What kind of car do religious people buy?

What kind of car do religious people buy?

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Domestic church vans

imagine being retarded enough to believe in a god despite there being literally no evidence for one to exist.

>Ford E-series/F-series
>Chevy Suburbans
>Pontiac Grand Ams
>Ford Focus/Escort

Pretty much anything that's American and not flashy enough to be a nigger car

Pruis and family sedans

Officially blessed Christian car brands:
>Cadillac
>Fiat
>Ford
>GMC
>Lancia
>Mercedes-Benz
>Renault
>Seat
>UMM
Everything else is for heathens and Protestants.

All the religious people I know drive one of 3 cars
1.First gen focus
2. Chrysler Town and Country
3. Nissan Versa/Tiida

I know right? It's pretty pathetic

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nice selfie with a caption but I'm black not white. sperg harder.

Any minivan bumping Christian rock and has a cross or some shitty proverb on the dash

Honda Accords...
"Because it was upon Jesus' own accord..."

You know that those images are fake, right?

Theists literally have no other argument than "haha I think atheists are fat and unattractive so they must be wrong" and even then you have to fabricate evidence

this plus
3rd/4th gen camry
2010+ Dodge caravans

Pretty sure the Dodge dealers have a 70% off discount on the vans for churchies when their camry run out of holy water in the rad

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>I'm black

No wonder the concept of an omnipotent force is completely beyond you.

fuck off back to plebbit you fag, Veeky Forums is a christian board

Appliance cars because having fun is haram

Jesus said obey the law of the land so it's a sin for a christian to drive even one mile per hour over the speed limit

If elderly Southern Baptist I'd say Buicks. My grandparents have only ever owned Buicks and Pontiacs.

>Calvinist believe this.

And your evidence for the existence of this being?
Jesus was a cocksucking faggot.

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Dodge/Chrysler vans.

This van: babylonbee.com/news/ford-introduces-40-passenger-van-homeschooler/

This right here, nigger

stay btfo

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The Babylon Bee is legitimately fucking great. It's as funny as early Onion.

I'm atheist but Christianity is the only true religion, you just need to use common sense

This shit right here

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Veeky Forums is for purchased cars, not stolen ones.

This, there's always at least one at a church

t. assmad fat, unattractive atheist

Christfag triggered by facts.

SLVR 888

ah fuck waste of trips

12 seater vans

>You know that those images are fake, right?

reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/38i8se/the_faces_of_atheism/

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Plymouth

"In His Fury, God drove Adam and Eve from the Garden of Eden."

Muslims buy hiluxes, I don't know what any of the others buy.

white hilux with a machine gun on back

Ayy
It's as bad as those physicsfags claiming dark energy/matter are real.

This. Drive past any given church in any given burgerville and the parking lot will be an overwhelming amount of minivans.

Sub in some beater pickups the closer you get to mexico

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Kek

>thinks his opinion matters
nobody challenged your beliefs you fucking sperg, calm down

>he's sperging this hard

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Most of Jesus' lovers in Texas seem to be driving these.

I know quite a few devout Christians. Some of the cars they own include corvettes, camaros, porsche, a GTR...

Nothing in the bible says "thou shalt not speed"

For all the cars listed, the question might as well have been "what do old people drive?"

lol'd

If they have enough money to buy a car, they're not giving enough to the CMIC (Child Molester In Charge). How else is he going to buy his Mercedes?

If their faith is strong enough, they can just close their eyes, believe in Jesus/Allah that he will teleport them, and they will be there. Your faith must be strong enough, though. You may have to fast a couple days. Let your faith be your vehicle, brothers. Shalom

>christfag this asshurt
lol
nice projection

wtf? forgot my trip

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Kek

this desu

>heathens and protestants

This

depends on the religion

If you worship the one true god, the Flying Spaghetti Monster chances are you drive a Subaru wagon.

Hello brother

Protestants and Muslims buy pickups and SUVs
Catholics buy sensible cars.

>facts
Which facts? Besides saying God doesn't exist for (you)s he hasn't done shit. If it was so simple the debate would've being resolved a long time ago.

I know three extremely religious guys and one of them has Fiat and the two others has Seats.

there is no evidence of a god existing. The reason why the debate hasn't ended is because people are stupid and can't cope with death and/or their problems.

anything under 4000 in most cases

The only ones debating are atheists and protestants.

People find comfort and strength through their faith and mostly for day-to-day things, not just when dealing with mortality. Looking for evidence that god exists is beside the point. Faith is also commonly a tool people use to improve themselves. People routinely beat addiction and stay out of prison through their faith. You might think it's a big lie but if the placibo works then what's the difference?

Find your local catholic church when you're ready to put the fedora down.

Why take the placebo if there's nothing wrong with you?

God never said thou shalt not argue, so it's not going to change that.

>people find comfort in their faith
Yes, people find comfort in delusion. Doesn't make their delusions true.
>hurr god said
A god didn't say anything. Man did. A bunch of humans just claimed they could speak to him/it and then put their worldviews down in text for others to mindlessly follow. Religion is for braindead morons.

this thread is going to be good

lmao

>talking about being asshurt
>literally goes out of his way to comment on some thread about "fucking Christian's REEEEEEEEE"
>wasn't even an opinion thread

>so asshurt he has to reply to all of my posts
lol
>wasn't even an opinion thread
imagine being this retarded

>tfw nothing has done more damage to human kind than religion

yet again, humans are vile and ignoble, so they deserve it

>so asshurt he has to reply to all of my posts
>only replied to 2 out of 9 posts
what did he mean by this

>wasn't even an opinion thread
right, it wasn't, no one asked "lol do u believe in g-d xD"

>it wasn't
except it was? read op's post again then sperg more christfag.
this

forgot my trip again.

>what car would a religious person drive?
>this suddenly means "lol do u believe in g-d xD"
>this obsessed

>what car would a religious person drive
yes, he literally asked for an opinion. i simply made a post that bent several christfag asses including yours.

>stop bullying me ;__;!1"1
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>his reading comprehension is so bad he can't differentiate between a question about what a religious (not even Christian specific) person would drive and whether or not Christianity was a valid belief system
go back to 2nd grade famalam, that might be more your speed :^)

oh wait, forgot my trip

>claims it wasn't an opinion thread
>gets btfo
>"time to move goalposts!"
lel sperg more christfag

>calls me salty
>literally spergs out about shit no one cares about

hmm really ignites the brain fuel

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toyota previa

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>as I reply to literally everyone who called me out for sperging out
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>you must be real fun at parties man
implying people can tolerate an autistic incel to the point of inviting him to parties

People tend to get more active in church as they get older, so

>muh Panther Car (Crown Vic/Grand Marquis/Town Car)
>muh Cadillac
>muh Buick
>muh big-boat sedan

Guilty as charged checking in, I drive one of the above, and I'm crazy enough to be congregation president.

Ain't telling which car though.