I've finally decided to give up and embrace death.
Wyatt Williams
*cums in the /a/ manager*
Zachary Robinson
Hello, the /a/ roster poll is over. After 280 votes and 33 discards we have a brave new lineup for the /a/ team.
TLDR; >BERT IS SACKED >MUGI IS SACKED >4CC-CORE BTFO YOU PEOPLE FINALLY DID IT SO YOU BETTER BE HAPPY ABOUT IT.
>MEDALS: Inferno Cop loses medal entirely and is now a regular player. The gold medal vote caused us a slight headache. #1 candidate, Kaban-chan, was voted to be gold medal more than any other but also had a very low total vote count. We therefore compromised and had her a silver instead, putting the runner up in gold votes as the new medal. With that said, we welcome Megumin to join regular captain Cowboy Bebop as our second gold medal. Kaban-chan will join Yotsuba as our new silver medal.
And for the rest: >OUT: Bert Mugi Luluco My Wife Aoba (You) Memeboy Guts
>no gold lulu I guess that'll come when the new season is actually out.
John Wilson
Mugi did literally nothing wrong.
Brandon Wood
>My Wife Aoba out
ABOUT FUCKING TIME
Ryder Jackson
...
Matthew Evans
RIP Bort ;-;7
Luis Adams
>GB is now playing for /a/
Evan Ortiz
Oh yeah also we had Loli Hitler added and Spinzaku is sacked. Blame our brazillian vote counter.
Jaxon Baker
>My Wife Aoba why would you make that shit girl your wife in the first place?
Christopher Walker
>Mugi out It just feels so...wrong
Bentley Clark
I like it.
Justin Sanchez
>Megumin to join regular captain Cowboy Bebop as our second gold medal. Will this be the day /a/ was made great again?
Daniel Hall
This, Kou is the obvious choice.
Aiden Allen
>brazilian vote counter more like vote rigger also your tactical genius
Jack Cox
>Loli Hitler So...Tanya I presume? Also are we getting Aesthetics for all these new guys or are we stuck with garbage for them?
Carson Scott
Get back to work, Rin
Austin Nelson
>huehue tactics
Owen Torres
Aesthetics are pretty much all the /a/ council does well.
Eli Butler
>seriously implying
Benjamin Evans
>asking literally AesCo if /a/ is getting aesthetics
Easton Torres
>they only know how to rip heads off vidya >can't into full body anything >/a/
Luke Ramirez
/a/ are mostly against full body models.
Mason Martin
Took you the worst year of your team's history to move on from him lmaoooooo
Hunter Torres
And that's dumb as fuck
Kayden Wright
>Having more than 1 or 2 FBM on a team
Good luck trying to tell who is on which team.
Alexander Richardson
Fucking shitty meme seasonals get out
Evan Morris
Try memorizing their models. It's not hard to figure out who Sakurafish is considering she'll be holding a fucking massive catfish and the only other one wh might need a full body model is Truck-kun, who is Miata.
Oliver King
Now to be fair, the three sacked mainstays are replaced by three other mainstay-types i.e. not seasonal.
Jaxson Perez
Fuck off /u/ more than three or four body models is irritating as hell
Samuel Harris
I'm not /u/ though.
Dylan Ramirez
Sorry, you were just so gay that I got confused.
Jaxson Garcia
>/u/ >a board about watching hot girls fondle each other >gay ....wat
Sebastian Ross
Yeah thats fucking gay
Evan Robinson
what about me sticking my dick into your ass
Samuel Nguyen
Not gay.
Mason Morgan
This, Megumin Kaban and Yotsuba will likey retain their spots for a few cups.
Chase Lopez
Yotsuba is already on the team, as is Megumin I was referring to Lelouch, Truck, and Sakurafish.
Jack Lee
Megumin and Yotsuba have been there for over a year now you mong
Parker Baker
...
Jason Diaz
Straight sex is 50% man and 50% woman So by default 50% gay Futa is effectively 25% gay because it's both a man and a woman Lesbian sex is 100% gay however, since although there is no man there are two women Prove me wrong
Kayden Jenkins
/ps2/ when is the best meme
Seriously though, /ps2/ fucking when
Easton Smith
Damn right.
Charles Cruz
dear spring managers: please don't let your team turn into /uv/
Grayson James
>Bert out >Kanna, Satania, Magical Girl (Male) in
Just needed the teacher from Demi-chan and it'd be perfect.
Isaac Ortiz
If no spring teams make the knockouts, then Summer can be shorter! You're a genius!
Ryder Gomez
I meant with the "can't tell who's on what fucking team" bullshit you nonce
Michael Gomez
There is like 4 maybe 5 teams that know how to do that. You worry too much.
Ian Richardson
sure but if snowflake teams get away with it then eventually everyone will have it and every game will look like the final boss match
Ryan Brooks
>not being able to easily tell full body models apart Looks like someone's in need of a dose of git gud
Aiden Miller
There should still be a rule that a team isn't allowed more than 3 (or however many) outfield players not wearing the team kit colours.
Landon Fisher
Viewers shouldn't be required to memorize the players on each team. You underestimate how many people just watch this shit casually, they'll get confused as fuck. At least make them wear a kit.
Alexander Ross
BLYAAAAAAAAT THIS PLEASES IVAN
Julian Miller
To be fair, at some point most teams will be wanting them, so putting in a rule to cap the number of players who aren't wearing team kits is a smart idea. Even ones that feel like it should be obvious. Plus, it's not that hard to throw a kit on a Full Body Blender once you know how to do it.
Brandon Perry
imagine being such an autist that you root for teams based on the pretty blenders and not just the board(s) you actually go to
Levi Allen
Imagine appreciating the time being put into what, in the end, is a hobby event.
Imagine not getting upset with people who appreciate good aesthetics that represent their boards well.
Imagine letting managers and aesthetics people "sell" you on interest in a new board or learning more about other parts of Veeky Forums because they put out an exciting, good looking team.
Yeah I'm imagining it and I like it. It's one of the big draws of the cup.
Owen Ortiz
>Kaban >not JAPARI COIN DA, Shoebill, TABENAIDE KUDASAI, etc
[kshaas in KobaYuu]
Brandon Foster
>Shoebill Thats good though, since is for /a/, not for a good team.
