Mass Effect General - /meg/

Gil is best boy and he got shafted!

Post butts

Do turians lay eggs?

Fuck off Reyes.

am i the only one who finds him boring as fuck

Live birth.

she will never love you like she would an Asari

Good man, Cora is absolutely cute.

Jaal loves you most. The slow burn was great.

>That thickness

Yuck, no.

The smuggler with a heart of gold is a pretty common character archetype. I wouldn't say he's boring so much as just... expected?

Gil is a top

no

equip a Vanquisher

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Public service announcement
Always bulk buy lotion for Turian waifu to avoid ripping the skin

thats fine, we can always get peebee in on the fug

Oh, shit!

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do one in helius armour with pb instead of liam

>mfw he calls you his darling one for the first time
Also that artist is gold. Got a source?

This reminds me of that cgi anime robot butt

How do angaran procreate without dicks

Permanent team slot/10

Will it actually happen? No because he can die, unless they're planning a Virmire, in that case then there's some hope.

Angara have dicks

by crying every time they get slightly upset.

They likely have them, they just aren't modeled. Every time you see Angara naked that area is covered in some way, which means it's supposed to be hiding something.

doesn't he just escape if you try to shoot him?
i just sided with him, but i heard that he just runs

Here you go
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>27 y.o.
>probably a virgin
Is he /ourboy/?

>ME:A2
>New MC and new team
>Turian teammate is Sid
>part way through the game the team is present during an accident in which a starships engine explodes
>The exposure leads to Sid awakening to biotic abilities

Their monster xeno dongs stay in a protective genital slit when they're not in use.

>Almost every main mission is Jaal suffering time
I still think he lost his mind by the end and just hasn't realized it.

it goes up inside them when the stand up
like dogs

>you don't even fight the Archon

WHAT THE FUCK

>new MC
>new team
please don't

Just take it apart take it apart take it apart

...like dolphins?

Good shit. Thanks, user!

Literally died of aneurysm, it was hilarious

>you don't even fuck the archon
shit game

It's like a ducks

PeeBee is cute and I want to worship her tummy

Cora approves of the romance

>Jaal's gonna steal SAM and disappear through a magic mirror in the last dlc

why does this game even have companions that aren't Vetra or Jaal

I had to force myself to use Drack and literally never touched the others

I remember when you see the kett inject that naked angaran during that cult ritual thing you could clearly see a ken doll spot there

>Implying his consciousness isn't somewhere within the Remnant tech
This is what I got out of that autopsy report in the end game.

Delete this!

>final fight in Witcher 3 is a gwent match
What did you expect? Final bosses are a thing of the past.

Or reptiles. Or lots of animals, really.

duck dicks are frightening

well if they're really snake people like i think then his dick is inside him

It was shadowed or blocked the whole time.

Nah he's going to get his internal Angara programming hijacked and if you don't make the right choices to fix it you'll have to kill him in the next game.

>get to the ambassador pick
>mfw I barely know any of them

This is retarded, I wanted Avitus.

If peebs and jaal got together, would they be pb&j?

i totally stole this joke

Delet dis right fucking now, Jaal isn't for trickster bullshit.

Why would you want Avitus? He could barely get his shit together to be a Pathfinder.

they would, until peebee pumps and dumps him

That's fucking disgusting. Jaal deserves so much better than peepoo

>Leviathans looked at the lesser races that served them and saw that they made synthetic beings to assist themselves, these synthetic beings inevitably turned on their masters
>to stop this, the Leviathans made a synthetic being
>it then later turned on them

WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP DOING THIS

Fuck off Weekes

I don't think that's true, it was Sara's consciousness with SAM that linked with Remnant, and Archon just used a mind control machine to control Sara's brain.

I picked the krogan just to upset Tann

yes it's been around for awhile, that's how people figured out they'd be the spare pair. their color schemes are also swaps.

well nobody in any bioware game has had rendered genitals so that's not really proof that angara don't have dicks.

I'm not convinced that this wasn't intentional when they named them. They were planned to have a thing after all. Even though their chemistry together is worse than their chemistry with pretty much every other squadmate.

>tfw I realized I would probably never see Reyes in this game again

Just kidding I shot this fucking coward in the back while he ran like a little BITCH fufufu

I swear if Bioware pulls another Trespasser on me, I'm going to set their office on fire with my brain.

So the Turian spectre is definitely gay fro the Turian pathfinder right?

>Implying Weekes isn't one of the better writers

we've given up on the horrid writing of the reapers long ago friendo.
It's all about turian and agaran waifus and husbandos, It's all mass effect is good for now.

Yes.

Tresspaser was a good DLC

Can I power through main story and come back to all the boring shit later?

>well nobody in any bioware game has had rendered genitals so that's not really proof that angara don't have dicks.
This.
>Additional highpoly model that takes time to make but will be hidden anyway because censorship.

Yes, the Pathfinder even has a cute nickname for him. Bioware, why?

Check the codex for kett exaltation.

If they do have dicks, they're very tiny.

Well, Sara's/Scott's

They're not going to. I don't know why everyone is so panicked over another Solas. Solas had specific build up that spanned multiple games and was planned from the start. They're also not going to repeat such a big plot point.

yes; pretty much all of it, i believe some quests are gone for good

I'm not saying it wasn't great, but it hurt me, user.

We've all seen that Jaal has a great butt, how big would his dong be?

Post yfw your first architect fight

Any interesting skill builds? I've switched to Tactical Cloak, Flamethrower and Backlash with the Explorer profile. And holy shit, is it fun.

Do you realize that kett have nothing to do with angara's physiology, right? Play the game again.

>well nobody in any bioware game has had rendered genitals
Well, there are the banshees in ME3.

As shitty as BSN was, the multiplayer forum was a godsend. Weekly balance changes with feedback and actual interaction with the devs was great. Killing it without any kind of replacement past "don't worry we're monitoring twitter" has me more than a little scared.

Doesn't he have a hank hill ass?

Has Mass Effect ever referenced molten salt nuclear reactors?

Yeah I was 100% joking when I made that comment, Jaal is the complete opposite of Solas. The only way they can make a Trespasser 2.0 is if it involves depowering Ryder for some reason, and their situation isn't anywhere remotely similar to the Inquisitor's.

The Kett shit is very inconsistent. The Kett we mainly see clearly have a lot of physical attributes in common with Angara while other Kett look different. Kettified Krogan look like Krogan to. It confused me when Lexi said that their physiology had nothing in common after exaltation.