*blocks your beta path*

*uses superior ground clearance and M/T-tires to simply go around*

... I cant fight that. I give up

I'll be in my cuck shed

He gets it*** genius level user.

But look how sexy that ass is user. You can't get a chick that's hot and smart, you're so fucking naive.

Forgot pic***

*goes around your beta self*

Thank god for pointless tow mirrors. They force ricer truck drivers to leave a usable gap between vehicles.

*uses gutter technique*

i've seen truck dudes touch tow mirrors once

it was homo

This will be your bike after. KEK***

*drives around it because my shitbox doesn't have the turning radius of an aircraft carrier and can actually corner without flipping*

After splitting a huge tow mirror gap? Not really. Lane splitting at low speeds is pretty much the safest thing you can do unless someone aggressively attempts to block you or ram you at the last second.

Bikers only crash because they can't corner, or speed down straights and then blame others for not magically knowing they were going 50 in a 30.

>cager pulled out in front of me and went 30 when i was doing a top speed run wtf man
>cop: lol
>i rode over gravel and fell down wtf man!
>dirtbike rider: lol
>i lowsided my brand new gsxr trying to slow down in a corner wtf man how does that even work
>track rider: lol

Add: There's a reason the civilized world lets you ride between cars all day long but doesn't let you get anything with more than 47hp for a long while

*ruins you*

>poorfags can't afford a bed liner

small cocks are great tho. They're much more pleasurable to get pounded by than big cocks.

>angry bald spic at the wheel shouting at me because he swung his massive barge of a truck in front of me, to back in to a parking spot, and I was still rolling forward in my compact pickup
>smile and shrug at him the whole time until he gets out of my way
Hahaha what the fuck are you okay?

>fordcucks have to buy a bed condom because their bed can't handle a little roughness

*dies 300 feet later because CBR fag*

I thought he meant tools because fords are always fucking breaking down

Mmmmm, oh yeah I'm hard

Fap fap fap this truck is soooo fucking sexy!

FORD BTFO

>too poor to afford a bedliner

enjoy your rust once the paint chips off cuckhold

If you want to use the truck for work, regardless of brand youll get a bedliner. Hows that rust feel, Government Motors-Cuck?

>tfw zero rust in my 1990 f-250 bed despite no cuckliner

feels pretty good, since I have a pushrod V8 like god intended

turbos and overhead cams are for cucks

*unzips vice-grips*

Ok grandpa...

Bed liners make it harder to load things like fence posts and paver bricks.

I'll just give her a coat of rattlecan clear each fall instead.

>Implying
I have a 6.7 power-stroke turbodeisel

Nice meme

Really? I put that kinda shit in there all the time for work and never have any problems.

try using it for actual work then
>pushrods
>not for cuckholds
so not only can't you afford a bedliner, bu you can't afford 3 more cams lol
nice made up bullshit

>rattle can everytime
lol shouldn't have this problem if you could afford a bedliner

Do you just toss that shit or do you slide it? Bedliners make that shit grab when it should slide.

t. worked at a farm store for far too long.

I set it. My business deals with high-end docks and boatlifts, and my personal vehicle is an MKX so I'm used to just used to placing things rather than sliding them.

>I have no idea what I am talking about

yes, we know you have hard time comprehending things.

>implying that anyone who buys these trucks own a toolbox

Ur right, they only put their purse in the bed.

Welcome to 'merica where I went got a bike with 120hp with out a license. I didn't die so its a good.

truck more like cuck amirite

>tows both you and your wife's son out of the way
Pssshhht, nothing personell kid

I'm glad almost no one drives brotrucks in Europe.

>needing a truck bed to haul around your wife's boyfriends kids

*laughs in alpha*

>If you want to use the truck for work, regardless of brand youll get a bedliner. Hows that rust feel, Government Motors-Cuck?
Depends where you live. No bedliner in this truck, the bed's beat to shit and it doesn't have any rust.

*opens Ram Box*
*sips an ice cold beer*
nothin personal....kids

Anti-truck cucks have such a penis fixation

>driving a ford
Fix it again, Tony

Pushrods can make more power than what you drive

Does the Ram Box have a drain plug?

I hate how trucks are all so tall now, it makes lifting shit over the side a real pain in the ass.

Sucks being a manlet, eh?

We'll get you some lifts for your shoes.

I'm 6'2 :^)

It's a good workout

*terrible shake from 60-80 mph*

*literally perfects*

>gets t boned

*has smaller dick than u*

Ram directly into him and sue him for everything he's got

6.2" is about average for American males.

I'm a solid 8" and girthy. Sorry manlet.

...

every time

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What did they mean by this?

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