/owg/ - Overwatch General

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How do we fix /owg/?

>quadratic formula
>unit circle
so... hanzo mains are high school graduates...?

mass suicide

>Be soldier, defending last cap on Anubis enemy team running triple tank (hog, orisa, winston)

>Orisa supercharger during enemy push

>Ana nanoboosts me

>deploy tactical visor when mercy push damage boost on me

>Melt their entire team at full health in 1 clip except winston who activated primal rage

>He goes down from less than half my clip + helix rockets

Goddamn is x2.33 broken in this game.

>tfw almost master
idk if its even worth it

He says it's simple geometry after all

Make it like Rio. Burn it all to the ground

>literally nothing but losses the past few days
For a brief time I actually believed this game was fun. Now I can't remember why.

>Remove homoposters (both straight and gay)
>Remove bluposters
>Remove waifuposters
>Remove pedos
>Remove all shipping cancer
>Remove me ooga team booga posters
>Remove you
>Remove me
>Remove everyone

Faster content patches are pretty much the only things that could have an impact on the threads.

Game becomes a lot better at Masters. Most rounds feel like they are played the way the game was meant to be played, not having to deal with dipshit plat DPS or people that have no idea how to manage ults/group/position etc is fucking fantastic

Sure you still get the occasional dipshits, but it's much more fun for the most part

>be mercy main
>most of my friends are mercy mains
>cant play with them

Sticky bomb launcher hero when?

your a niger

youtu.be/q7A7nMPGJ_Q
Please explain these "drophack" shenanigans

>There will never be an Overwatch short featuring 300IQ mathematician Hanzo

Post your favorite hero changes recommended by your shit-tier friends. Here's some from my silver friend just this week

> Rein is fucking weak, his hammer should do more damage
> Rein's shield should be weaker
> Rein sucks because he has no range
> Rein's ultimate should be able to go through shields since his charge can

Literally every other day he comes up with a pants-on-head retarded Rein change, it's hilarious

cant wait to get fucking assraped by damage boosted rockets i love overwatch

Does Orisa's alt fire go through shields?

Like, if I fire the orb at a Rein shield, will it go through the shield and grab people behind it?

Ok /owg/ answer the following
>who's your favorite hero?
>who are you good with?
>who do you want to learn

>be me
>a competent player
>brose 4 chan
>some guy complaining about rockets
>laugh because they are so easy to dodge
>passive-agressively call him an idiot using meme arrows
>click post

They aren't really going to let orisas mini grav/quad boop happen are they owg?

I knew there was an exploit on Eichenwalde in the attacker's spawn where you could crash the server and force a map change but I've never seen it happen on another map. Or maybe what's happening there is something different and I'm just retarded.

we all should raid this server for they are all fags

>Mercy
>Mercy
>Mercy

Why do they expose the sniper with a red highlight?

This fucken game man, designed for smug manchildren in mind.

>favorite
Reinhardt
>who are you good with?
Lucio
>who do you want to learn?
genji/mcree

Pharah
Pharah
Genji Ana or cowboy but cowboy is weak as fuck

well then maybe you discord fags should wait and stop hoping for a new thread in the dead of night/early morning to be more lively

snipers literally shouldn't even exist

>Sombra
>Dva since launch
>Reinhardt because I can't land pin ever

because if snipers were fucking invisible barely moving targets no one would notice them you nigger faggot cunt. Stop standing in plain sight hoping for that torbjorn right around the corner to not charge you and him run away.

McCree
McCree
McCree
I've still got a long way to go

>dont take game too seriously
>play a bit of comp with my mates
>we're all around mid gold level
>dont really care to rank up
>get sick
>start solo queueing while they're at work cause nothing else to do
>go from 2100 to 3k in 4 days
>everyone puts me on a pedestal
>thinks im amazing
>not playing any different from before
>dont feel any better at the game
>everyone pocket supports me / protects me / makes me the key player

I just want things to go back to being stress free when everyone thought I was on their level ;_;

>mercy main
Why did you fall for a plebbit meme?
Just get a mediocre soldier and zarya and you're set for ranked , stop being a living meme.

So what is it gonna be?

Uh oh

>I'm bad at this game!
>The devs should cater to my playstyle!
>*devs will never cater to your playstyle*
>Devs are garbage catering to manchildren and anyone that disagrees with me is a manchild
you're just as bad as a discord fag.

I'm not at all. The more they delay it, the better. The fact that I wouldn't even be able to speed boost everyone from the spawn to the capture point makes me want to cry. I've been playing Orisa a lot, I know I will have to main someone else whenever the patch goes live.

Lines for the new skin she's getting next month

>Tracer
>Tracer
>Zarya

the beams dont go through shields, but i believe the ball can travel through them though
so detonating it in front of a shield wont pull anyone, but you can wait a bit and itll just travel through it at which point you can pull anyone standing behind the shield
i doubt that this is intentional since im pretty sure it only works like this because they made the orb by recycling code for syms orbs or some shit but im like 80% sure thats how it works as of now

>Widowmaker
>Winston
>Widowmaker

>can't even play one game of QP without being faced against a fucking GM stack because the players get ranked at 3500+ and then decay to 3000 so they can stop platinum shitters like me
i fucking hate this system holy shit

They were clearly holding you back.

Reinhardt and Zenyatta
All tanks and support except dva and symmetra.
Reaper and Hanzo

selfyour kill

...

>D.va
>D.va
>Widow

>tfw thinking about maining Torb

seriously, this fucker is sleeper op.

my only question is barbarossa v. deadlock?

The graviton thing? Yes, it does. However, if the barrier blocks the space between the orb and the player the it should grab, it won't have any effect.

Also, it grabs turret config Bastions. How cool is that?

but they're my friends user ;-;

>Zenyatta
>Ana
>Genji/Widowmaker

>Reaper
>Winston
>Widowmaker

Zenny
Lucio
Tracer

Reinhardt
Zenyatta
Orisa

>tfw someone advertises their twitch in match chat and your team agrees to focus him at every opportunity

Lucio
Lucio
I mean I can play them all but I wouldn't mind being a Zarya god

Tre Kronor
I see another torbro, the golden rivet gun and hammer is so fucking great I tell you. I can't wait for a potential golden turret

>queue with a group at the end of season 3, play Ana/Pharah
>win every game
>they all get diamond
>I'm still in plat from not playing much
>team disbands, never play with them again, season ends, all of them say "yea we're gonna take a break from comp"

>queue with a different group of two people rather than 4
>they both made diamond tonight
>still in plat
>mfw

I know they won't leave me cause we're friends outside OW but I feel like now that they've made diamond we're gonna lose every game and get all 3 2cp maps in a row

Genji
Soldier/Cree/Rein
Genji

People that do this should be shot.

Tracer
D.Va
Widow

Really wish the male characters were cooler/more fun to play

woodclad makes your turrets a boring brown, allowing them to get overlooked once in a blue moon.

What is the most relaxing character to play in QP?

Since, y'know, Comp is not really relaxing.

Mercy
all responsibility falls on your teammates, just LMB and pray for a win or loss

>MFW I fell for the healslut meme
>Tell our Mercy to pocket me like the good whore I know he wants to be
>Insult them every time they died saying things like "I bet you died on purpose to stroke your dick, fag" in all chat
>We win so I, thank him after the match for keeping us alive and tell him he has my permission to cum now
>A few days later: Team chat privileges have been permanently revoked. You will be muted to all players even those on your friends list.
>Also banned from playing for a day

>i need healing
>i need healing
>i need healing
>i need healing
>i need healing

>favorite heroes
R E Y E S
>who am I good with
Ana
>who do I want to learn
Orisa and Reaper

>Zenyatta
>Zarya
>Genji

I really can't tell if this is bait or not

to kill pharah you need:
>multiple people on your team with GM level aiming ability
>multiple counter picks like widow and soldier or else her mercy will just keep her at full hp

as pharah to kill the entire enemy team you need:
>to be able to press left click in someones general direction 2 or 3 times

explain this

Fucking hilarious if true.

>user, I heard you play Overwatch? OMG! ME TOO! I love Mercy, she's my favorite! Hey, umm, this is kinda weird but, m-maybe we should party up and play together some time? You do have it on PS4 don't you?

>win koth against team that was clearly stomping us
>no one on our team even gets a card
>enemy soldier has like 72 elims
robbed as heck

>queue up for comp
>lose because my teammates were shit
nice fucking game

wow this is pretty pathetic. even your rl girl fantasies have anime dialog. you should try talking to real women some time.

You absolute fucking moron

gabe a good kek

this is what every singular person on your team thought to themselves

You...DO have all of the exclusive skins, right user?

...Right, user?

>have group of boy friends
>sometimes join group with one
>others join up
>suddenly we're a 6 groups paired up against other 6 groups
>lose matches because we're not actually a co-ordinated pro group like the other 6's
>they start screaming on mic and throwing the blame game at each other and leave

erry time

why boys like this

only good one is the shitomaker skin.

>The server closed due to an unexpected error

I "have" the Widowmaker card, but I'll probably just sell it someday or something. I don't care for it.

Missed the Widow skin by a couple days and I am not buying a fucking BlizzCon ticket.
The Ganymede plush almost made me tho, but you could get it by other means so there was no reason to.

Only did the tutorial for HotS before I realized I didn't want to play a moba to get a skin for a hero I rarely play.

I have the superior Nihon Genji skin.

>entire team are support mains

If you lived where I did, girls copy how they talk in anime to entice guys.