Be autistic

>autistic
>drives 90s-00s luxobarge
It checks out

Used to have a 5 speed cavalier, no tach. My older sister had an automatic cavalier of the same year, hers had a tach. Never quite understood that

How do you fail to tighten a radiator cap? It LITERALLY has two LITERAL stages; off and on. You LITERALLY hear it make a pop as it seats itself down to the radiator.

I bet you're that kind of faggot that prefers self automated cars