/gtag/ Grand Theft Auto General

I own one, it survives at least 7 sticky bombs.

pff,do you even upgrade?
mine survives 20 and a small nuclear blast

Sure, the 100% accuracy AI will immerse plenty of bullets into your car on the trip

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I own two and they only survive 6 AP pistol shots.

Can you take a video of it?

You would have to take literally 50% off of this to make it any fun.

This is the same kind of thinking that "wouldn't it be cool to have to gas your cars in a racing game". After the first hour you would resent the whole thing.

Having to buy a private jet to scoot around the map would be a cool thing first but imagine spening 30 mins flying every day you play when you just want to switch locations for missions. And if you had a fast travel that's all you'd end up using making the whole size pointless.

>50%

You mean all. It's already a slog flying a jet from Paleto Bay to LSIA. Step one to making that map viable is removing the vehicle speed cap.

>Infinite loading screen
>ALT+F4
>Russians or Asian garbage being yelled at over the mic
>ALT+F4
I should just uninstall this game

The map would be fun for cruising and just general fun having. The issue is when it comes time to grind

With map this size you would just stay in one region, doing stuff(granted, there should be stuff to do there first, like in proper mmo) in it until you feel like changing, while still retaining the possibility to just go fuck around it if you want.
You could also add fast travel in form of plane, but or train tickets, that would only work at airports, bus stations and train platforms and only when you're not in the mission.

I can but

>34 minutes to upload

>wouldn't it be cool to have to gas your cars in a racing game". After the first hour you would resent the whole thing.
nice projecting

fuel/tire wear is the backbone of getting gud for driving

dailymotion.com/video/x5gp4sl

5 homing missiles, 6 sticky bombs

Why the fuck is he waiting for missile lock on?

Why not have it like single player?
a system is already in place to separate players due to attitude "poor sport" lobbies. So why not put in place a system similar to something that has been all GTA games except this one where the majority of the map has been cut off to the player until they reach a designated point, just substitute the mission requirement for a level/money requirement and separate players accordingly, that way once you get tired of Los Santos an additional part of the map is unlocked along with new environments, activities, missions, races, vehicles eg. (dune buggies for the desert)
>what if I want to play with friends
well thats fine you can join their game as they probably have the resources to survive in the new locations.
>cant play a mission solo that I played with friend previously
yes but now you have an actual target to reach unlike in GTAO where almost every bit of content can be bought at level one with enough shark cards
>they still need to increase the player count
totally agree but I do think it could work to R*s advantage as a way of implementing AC as EG. don't allow clients more than 15 miles away to affect other clients unless the other client accepts an invite
that and they could have the update rate of clients very very far away something like .2 tick to reduce the heavy networking req's that would arise from a 100 player server similar to how player locations only update on your map once every second if they're a certain distance from you

Force of habit, also

>forgot I had a simpsons episode running

>well thats fine you can join their game as they probably have the resources to survive in the new locations.
forgot EG
something like apartments acting like teleport points and the method used to block low level players from entering the "high level" area is the same as always 6 star wanted level the moment you cross the border

Autism

Never-ever thread? Sure.

>not knowing Hito is a purebred troll

>basically a copy of the ruiner
>but as fast as a nero
>higher jump than ruiner
>can deploy the drone using the same controls as a bird in SP
>can dive underwater
>no missiles, but sawblades pop out the front.

No, no more fucking meme cars, the R2K has already raped the game into a joke and the last thing we need is more shit to fornicate with its decomposing body.

Go to bed greg.

>Go to the NOOSE facility.

>friend wants to play
>fire up online
>15m later, haven't loaded in
>restart, go story mode first
>then hit multiplayer/join friend
>10m, still not in
how is it so bad

All that is left are meme cars?

You want an endless torrent of homogenous racing cars?

What CPU and SSD you using?

I bet they're shit.

Not that guy you're replying to, and thus not complaining, but I still use a HDD.

What will be the gain be in load times, percentage wise, when i switch to SSD?

8370
850 EVO

>this gtaforums tier ideaguy

No more race cars and no more meme cars, just anything that isn't a retarded-looking supercar.

to add to this, I could load in a "REASONABLE" time a month ago, but not so much now.

See image.

I'd upgrade that CPU. I just upgraded from an FX-6300 to an I5 7600k and gained about 40fps using the same card (RX 480)

;_; I know they're just dreams

I mean, pretty sure it's just GTA V being dogshit for multiplayer loading, but eh

Like what? A reliant robin? A woody? A delorean?

>no more meme cars
>delorean
>reliant robin
>woody
what?

No doubt but i will let you know when the parts come tomorrow.

So literally nothing worth the time of the developers?

What did I miss?

Will there be GTA VI?

Payouts need to be like this more often.
How do you guys like the game mode? It's basically a balanced tdm but people actually at them plus more money (for now).

Also check my kd

how long does a round like that take?

Goddamn, you're such an autistic retard.

>Chevrolet Camaro 2013 or 2016
>Chevy Monty Carlo (was in GTA IV)
>Fox body Ford Mustang (was in GTA IV)
>Lexus RC F
>Toyota Supra
>1st gen Honda NSX
>Porsche Panamera/Cayenne/Boxter
>BMW M5/X5
>Alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrifolgio
>Chrysler 300C/300SRT
>Tesla Model S
>Mazda Miata MX5
>Nissan 370Z
>Mercedes C63
>etc

Y'know, retro cars and everyday cars with good performance? Things with flair, but aren't strictly Super cars or quirky cars with memeatic abilties?

>a bunch of homogenous sports cars
>to add to an already oversaturated lineup of sports cars

Why should they bother?

It really wasn't worth it, it was like an hour when I could've made double to money from ie. Plus that was when I played all at max time, kill score etc. BUT there were only 4 people playing in total and I've seen screencap of people getting like 300k so get a full lobby.

You know, R*? I wish you don't lie to me like that.

Because we want something other than meme cars or super cars that look the same as previous ones. The sports class has shit variety compared to everything else, just because it has alot doesn't mean it's good.

Is this common? I know cars can spawn without doors in some of the source missions, but a Tyrus spawning without engine cover?

>The sports class has shit variety compared to everything else

Because sports cars, including all the ones you've listed, have very homogenous appearances.

Sometimes cars can spawn at race meets with the hood up, that's how it happens with the Tyrus

>it has shit variety because it has shit variety

Very insightful, user.

I'm not the user that you were previously arguing with

Homogenous appearances but variety in performances, unlike NASCAR stock cars

>sport sedans and compacts are now sport cars

Understand the original point of my comment, you moron. They won't ever add these because they're not flashy meme supercars and racecars to appeal to kiddies with their parents' credit cards and vapid cunts like you, and that's ruining the identity and integrity of the GTA franchise.

Adding grounded yet fun-to-drive vehicles would be refreshing after the stream of unrelenting superficiality we got non-stop since last year, but unfortunately, that doesn't sell overpriced Jew Cards (tm).

Their performance variety often leads to differences of barely a second in lap times IRL.

It's purely cosmetic.

>Understand the original point of my comment, you moron. They won't ever add these because they're not flashy meme supercars and racecars to appeal to kiddies with their parents' credit cards and vapid cunts like you, and that's ruining the identity and integrity of the GTA franchise.

Oh mr. armchair gaylord gonna tell Rockstar that their business model isn't viable? El Oh El!

Kiddies with their credit cards are probably the target audience, since they're willing to pay for the continued existence of a free online mode.

Go back to Gran Autismo if that's what you desire.

>car sourcing
>race meet with faggots listening to music
>snipe them from afar
>they manage to inflict 7k damage by shooting through the fucking car for no reason

How the fuck do I do these without damage? They ALWAYS take cover behind the car and shoot it.

Snipe them from the front of the car?

Fucking awful new deathmatch is such trash.
Different maps but, all have the same guns and no explosives.
Kill and try not to die until time runs out. Holy shit its fucking awful.

if it's the chemical plant, land on the long ass roof stretch northeast of it

if it's the museum, land on the windy hill road north of it.

Never have issues that way

Did you get out of the /kspg/ containment somehow?

If you don't like it play something else.

Who gives a FUCK about lap time? They have varying personalities and yet are super fun to drive, isn't that the point of having the ability to own half-dozen garages and enjoy driving cars you own?

I bet you're one of those autistic faggots who only owns a Shotaro and an RE-7B in their garage since you unironically think "if it's not the fastest it's automatically shit", take that stick out of your ass.

>Who gives a FUCK about lap time?

Who gives a fuck about some random yobbo car? You, apparently. "Cater to me rockstar i paid you once for a game a long time ago lol you owe me forever now just like mom!"

Everyone has saving on rockstar servers problems now?

Only in hacked sessions. Restart your game.

TOM YOU FUCKING JEW
youtube.com/watch?v=IDUL0EvyMhI

Yes sure I am not a random let your new discord member in already.

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More like I_am_blind.jpg

>people are gonna spam the shit out of the money option
>then cry when the banwave comes
P O T T E R Y

I FINALLY FUCKING FOUND HOW TO CRASH PLAYERS JESUS YESSS !!!!

How?

i pm'd you the method ;^)

Thanks, it's incredible! I love this site's features.

Guys do you think i get banned I cheated my self more then 20billion, i just need to press * and get instantly 90mill

it has been working for 2 months now with no bans so who knows

tfw no tacos

Buy a Shark Card and you have less chance of being b&

good goy

They lose 855€ in sharkcards per transaction kek

The NOOSE facility one isn't even that bad.
You don't have to travel very far and there's a nice flat island next to the boats.

The one where you get the bob from Humane Labs is real hell.

>when nobody's willing to crack jewirus gta menu

Yesterday someone made green-haired clones of myself spawn above my head and die constantly.

He was a pretty fun modder, because he didn't just make everybody die or some shit like that, but started spawning bodyguards and fighting the cops and stuff. I don't mind modders if they're just cause fun havoc in freeroam.

I also think he gave me 18k.

Haven't played in almost a year now.
I think my character has only around $100k.

Is it worth even attempting to play anymore, or is everyone a billionaire now with yachts and 90 super cars?

You only need like 2 mill to get started on an Office and Warehouse, and from there you can start earning money a lot faster.

Just do heists and missions until you can get an Office, and take it from there. I'm in the same situation as you, and I've been having fun just doing Heists and Adversaries while saving up.

I'm serious, I bought a cheap one in desperation a year ago, then glitched a shit ton of cash and I've never been b&.

People might have a lot of money, but a bullet to the head is still a bullet to the head.

Never a Jester retro to touch the streets of GTA.

>More pop up headlights

I'm intrigued