/meg/ mass errect general

This is deep edition

Andromeda is an open world rpg made by bioware with lots of choices which lets you play and be what you want.

You can enjoy the big story and explore new planets in the Andromeda galaxy
You can search and uncover secrets of ancient technologies and other mysteries that could be related to the iniative
You can meet new aliens and befriend them and make them your bros
You can unite everyone together in order to deal with the main problem in the Andromeda galaxy which is an imperialistic race called the Kett
You can craft your own weapons through resources you collect
Or you can just enjoy the funny dialogue around the areas with people
If you are new and are worried about the negative reviews dont. The game is very enjoyable and fun for those who enjoy new bioware products and like the mass effect universe, it has a ton of exploration, characters, dialogue options and weapons, it is best to casually enjoy such a game instead of rushing it which is what most reviewers these days do.
The animations might be lacking but this was never bioware's strongest suit, the game has its fault but it is good.
This Andromeda hate has just become a meme, just like the Tortanic meme even though Swtor is still alive and brings out content and has a healthy population.

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youtube.com/watch?v=fRYS_AeaIMU
futurism.com/new-research-turns-mammalian-cells-into-biocomputers/
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twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

What the fuck is this shitty OP, post the pastebin, links and the rest autismo.

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ASS

Cora is cute

Fuck over

Poker tournament mini-game DLC when?

Is this another 'Ashley is rayciss' meme?

>imblyings

DAILY REMINDER

Cora is for breeding, do your part and put a load inside your thick goddess.

DAILY REMINDER

>le errect XDD
>cringeworthy reddit review instead of the proper OP
>not even a fucking link to the previous thread

I am going to assume you are fucking brain damaged?

>Pointless outdated pastebins nobody gives a shout about
Fuck off

>Meme
>Implying she said she isn't

Capt Hayjer is great. I love Salarians tbqh.

TURIAN WAIFUS ARE ALWAYS BEST WAIFUS

What is this fucking OP?

First for nigger OPs shitting up the thread

Wrong Cora is a futa

>forgets image

You know, reee.

PeeBee is cute and I want to kiss her tummy

mfw she literally taste like blueberries

Oh yeah, because an epic as fuck reddit review trying to shill the game is much better.
You didn't even link the previous thread you dumb shit.
Bite a bullet if you can't even make threads properly, muh mass erreect XDD general.

Was this scene even in game?

Theres two times that Peebee has shown signs of wanting to get with jaal and two times of her talking sweetly with him.

Did anyone who didn't try to get in their pants for kicks notice something come of that?

That's pretty clear.

Post the links instead of your shitty OP's you faggot cretin

No but I literally never had Peeb as a comp unless needed.

I'm doing my part!

wow your guy really makes me cringe

Yes, first vault.
The camera work and effects are great different though.

MASS EFFECT ANDROMEDA VIDEO PASTEBIN:
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MEG's updated Pastebin
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Unlocking the game early via VPN
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MegSev adventures: MegSev dot blogspot dot com

All previous Collages that we know of: imgur.com/a/FSJBQ

Thread theme: youtube.com/watch?v=fRYS_AeaIMU

Previous Thread:

>direct the Nomad towards the edges of H047-c
>close eyes
>hear Liam scream while driving off

>tfw devs advertised Lexi's attraction to drac
Where is it? She asks Ryder to look after him once, and that's it. Fucking nothing happens. Where are non-Ryder romances they promised?

>barely any me:a 34

>cora is the one deciphering a complex mathematical solution to the flight path of the asari ark
>not the pet AI

WHY

Nah. I don't think that Peebee is the kind of person who'll mess around with her current "family" and she clearly knows that all she wants is casual fucking and he takes it too seriously for her.

Good.

No porn means nobody gives a shit about this shitty game.

STOP

So what's the story with this?

Ryder, your legos are here.

>Unlocking the game early via VPN
>pastebin.com/AKx8Bz5X

The game is out everywhere

Not my guy.

Maybe I should test freecam there...

Yes?

Damage control.

I've taken Peebee to three vaults after she joined the squad and she's never said a thing inside them. Vetra doesn't have any unique dialogue when you go to the turian camp. Is unique dialogue (besides Jaal) just a thing of the past now?

I would give my right fucking testicle to be able to Vidcon with the Archon. Just so you can taunt him and call him a dickbag every now and again.

SQUAK!

They felt the need to answer the reddit "but le 5 second gif shows that this game is a literal piece of shit, dunkey said it as well you fucking sjws!" audience

futurism.com/new-research-turns-mammalian-cells-into-biocomputers/

>take all the non-council races
>put them on the same Ark
>say it's having "technical problems"
>sell as DLC
They're fucking Q U A R I A N S, not only should their Ark be the only one to NOT fail, but they have nothing in common with the useless races they have to bring. They're so fucking incompatible it's hilarious.

Holy shit that's a terrible OP. At least link to the last thread, fucking Christ.

THANK YOU for not being a faggot.

I'll just dump there here on the floor for you.

Because she trained with the asari huntresses, obviously.

Is the Charlatan the leader of the Collective?

nice reddit meme! upvoted xD

One of the symptoms of autism is aparent insensivity to pain.

I remember having quite a lot with Drack/Vetra/Jaal in lots of places.

I will add that I accidentally skipped a few to by another dialogue (usually SAM, of course) triggering.

That poor baby mass murdering rapist

Why do the Council Races share territory when they don't integrate their military / governments?

REMINDER

Cora needs to be worshipped after every mission and workout.
>pastebin.com/JNb1T71a

REMINDER

Yes. Also a massive faggot.

Are they gonna ask youtubers to remove all videos from the internet or they're gonna sue?

>5 second gif
I'm pretty sure we've seen more than 5 seconds of bad footage.

Her Dad raped her, didn't he?

Sara needs freckles.

>"MEA SUCKS"
>"did you even play the game?"

Why do I already know what their answer is going to be?

This guy could be onto something.

And neon purple hair

I had tons of dialogues with peebee in various places, she's probably the most talkative one of the crew.

>asking youtubers
>EA

If the videos aren't already taken down by EA filing bogus copyright strikes, I'd be amazed.

>Alec memory
>during the entire time she's looking at you like this

Cora has cute, subtle freckles.

Might be the banter bug. Cora/Drack/PeeBee and Jaal talk a lot in my game.

Did you see how she looks at him? It wasn't rape.

Samara has the best looking face in the galaxy.

Is this a Schrodinger's cat thing?

Love the pic but not the fact that she has blue eyes. Her eyes are the most important part damn it. They're beautiful and they need to be the right color. Fuck.

i watched my favourite screaming youtuber play it which is pretty much the same thing soo....

No idea. They should be sharing territory with their respective companion races (asari & elcor, salarians & hanar, turians & BIOTIC GODS), and personally brought them on their Arks. If the volus weren't pissy before about "muh council seat" then they sure will be when they're lumped together with three other species on one (relatively) tiny ship.

Five years.

So I thought I'd be a Vetrafag, but after playing through a bit more I've come to realize I'd rather be friends. Good friends, of course, I'll fuck up anyone in future games who wanna fuck over Vetra, but maybe I don't wanna stick my dick in it.

So, Cora or Peebee? Explain your answer.

Think we'll get a Quarian squad mate?
I want to roll team dextro again.

I'm biased towards Cora as I think her romance arc is very sweet but I admit that PeeBee wasn't as bad as I'd thought she'd be.

It's okay to be proud of your training, Cora. It's a great accomplishment. You could stand to tone it down a little though.

Casually fuck Peebee and then procreate with Cora.

>Cora on Scott
Disgusting. Cora is for Sara ONLY

I hope they pull another Cullen, and make it so that Kal'Reegar didn't actually die it was just rumors.

Should I let this Angara go in Contagion?

>make character as stupid as possible in the character creator

Anyone that does this literally needs to die

HEY GUYS ITS YA BOI BACK HERE WITH ANOTHER VIDEO

>male quarian
>fucking Vetra in the end

When does she say that?

Cora.
Cute, fantastic body, can start a family. Comes to really like Scott, and wants to go on comfy adventures.

Neither.
I find neither peebee or Cora attractive, peebee in particular I find particularly abrasive.
I should like Cora but something is just off about her face.

Are they taking ActiBlizz/Overwatch classes?

She is majestic.

>Wanting to create more asariboos

she'd probably dye the child blue or some shit

If you wanted to fuck a chick with an emo haircut and a sweet ass why did you leave the Galaxy where they all live to try and fuck the one who comes with you?

Asari are perfect race for a pump and dump, no strings. Fuck PeeBee.

Casual answer after you die to get out of the Trap on the Archons ship. iirc

...

Samara's eyes are huge and yet she doesn't look uncanny at all compared to that Ryder slut.

That's rude.

>make character as stupid as possible in the character creator
>while making a review video
>claim your animations look weird/you can't get invested, so it sucks
Why did so many of them do this?

Oh hey look, Borea T'Errible is in this game. Let's see what she has to say.
>those fucking audio logs
Can one character be so abhorrent, sociopathic, and autistic?

WRONG. Cora ONLY wants Scott's butt!