Classy men drive lincolns

Classy men drive lincolns.

Why don't you?

No they don't. Old people do

1000 pesos have been deposited in your Ford account thanks for going further to promote great Ford products

Lmao that dude looks hella corny.

Cause I drive a (genuinely superior) Buick.

>unfit
>lousy haircut
>oversized blazer
>atrocious yellow chinos
That's Lincoln material, alright.

That guy is fat, is wearing shit pants, and has the face of a nu male beta.

No thanks.

At least he's trying

You just know he saw a picture of some guy dressed the same way in GQ or something and he thought "yeah, that'd look good on me..."

only difference is he's about 2" shorter and 15lbs fatter lmao

Those bricks aren't real.

An Opel with additional sound deadening, or an actual Buick?

this is 4 cang. no onde here is classy.

to be a massive faggot? that's not something you should try to do

*trustafarians

It's funny because the Opel is probably the better car.

This guy has a FUPA. More meat for the beat I guess.

Those pants were originally white.

Lincoln ownership and incontinence go together like pork and beans.

Because my chebby SS is better in every single way

I feel more retarded than usual for laughing at a pee joke

he looks like the fat conductor from thomas

Because I drive a Mercury.

Fuck the gooks.

Pretty close, actually.

The Insignia's a pretty good car, don't know about older Buicks since yurop never got them.

If you're going to pose for a picture in front of your car, at least make sure it's clean.