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>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf | steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf | tf2outpost.com | backpack.tf | bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf | trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf | scrapbank.me
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W

>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
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steamcommunity.com/app/440/images/?browsefilter=mostrecent
steamcommunity.com/groups/holyheavies
steamcommunity.com/id/jebuskristoislove/
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Kill me.

no

*charges at u*
*slices head off*
heh, you asked for it....

We had this OP image less than a week ago

Its a good one

At least make a femscout OP every once in a while

I wish I could report you for using retarded op images

*detonater jumps over u*
mph mphhphhh..

Whats the most passive you can make a medic look?

Passive as in a slut or as in not standing out?

>Surgical mask with a medieval hat/robe thingy
What the heck is wrong with you? Almost as bad as Viva's "this optometrist's mirror totally goes with a plague doctor mask" loadout.

Viva literally btfo'd

I've been telling him that for ages now, his only response is "nuh uh, it's totally a theme because they're both doctor related items."

viva gets btfo'd all the fucking time, it just can't get through his thick ass skull

I'm pretty sure Viva only wears it for that white energy unusual combo

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Oh. I meant that comment about not delivering to sub-1k hour leeches. You can stop trying to add me now.

It still looks bad, and just because it's some fancy unusual effect doesn't mean it's immune to being called out as random shit thrown together. Same with his pyro loadout.

you mean like his husbando's heavy that is just random shit thrown together with the fucking luchadore mask on top of some other shit just so he can have unusual effects that stack, never mind how fucking gaudy it looks

>Wearing unusuals.
>Wearing unusual combos.

How little is your manhood when you need to have flashy items in a videogame?

White energy is the most pretentious and overrated unusual combo.

What's the worst unusual combo you've seen in a pub, /tf2g/? Trade servers don't count because it's full of nothing but bad unusual combos.

I'm sub 1000 hours and you delivered to me.

We probably actually have friends in common and I recognize your name. I dunno, I don't care that much.

Healslut

tell me what to do then you kike

Please deliver.

pls

Wear something that is not random shit slapped together?

>2 Cosmetics matching
>One is not
>Random shit
One fluke is not it all

thank you

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It's a scrap, fuck off. Go buy one if it's that big a deal.

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You raffled it, you gotta deliver pal.

Private raffles are different, you'd know this if you weren't new.

If you want to be as much of a healslut as possible
>Geisha Boy
>Pink Blighted Beak
>Burly Beast
>Cloud 9/Circling Heart effects on the Geisha/Beak if you can afford them

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It actually vaguely resembles a Christmas tree, though.

tf2r.com/k5ez8aj.html

fine i'll join, but i swear to god if i get called a faggot again

Rate my Demo set.

Eye quite like it.

faggot

nice

Bad.

Generic eye meme loadout

Nice to see this one again

rate THIS

youtube.com/watch?v=HzzoXZBljBY

random shit thrown together
also
>he cant afford a strange sticky launcher or at the very least a skin

>he doesn't get the reference

Is this supposed to be big smoke

Place ye bets

MY DAWG

>engineer crates
go back to the store and get all class ones

Regret ahoy!

Fine, I got 5 all class ones as well

Pottis vs b4nny.

Well I'll be

Time for more regr- Oh.

>all those come to about 20 refined.
I just feel bad for you.

Nevermind.

Was a pretty terrible haul up until that

see? told you

Nice unusual, though.

I'll take that flair off your hands, pally.

ill trade you for that strange flair.

I wonder how many hours that thing wasted doing "ad ad pls shoot me a projectile" dance

try it on!

Its a pretty bad hat desu but it is worth 38-44 keys so I'll probably sell it for a new engineer unusual and raffle the old one

This is some top tier cancer, friend.

Just give it to your ol' pal, Wandurrr

god fucking dammit i knew this would happen

>view more info

>it was vibri
I guess if anyone deserved one, it was you

Aren't all spy mains cancer?

If you're gonna give me shit for anything give me shit for my generic ass charmer's chapeau and party phantom
tfw i've had them for years when i got them for my old spy set
check it now
yes i am

yep

What do you call it when you combine a cancerous fanbase with a cancerous class?

He changed his info.

Xan if you're here, lmao @ ur life.

YOU DELIVERED YOU MAD MAN, ETERBALY GRATEFUL, TUNE IN THIS WEEK TO SEE THE STUNNING CONCLUSION TO POOTIS BALL Z
youtu.be/8P7tuwk9pDo

>no eyepatch
wait a sec

youtube.com/watch?v=jaDlKqrKOmM&index=295

>that voice line
When can you hear that?

Aces dude, glad you actually did it.

Official comp.

Right as the round starts in comp mode if you're stupid enough to play spy in comp, also occasionally in casual mode because valve fucked up their voice line programming

Oh shit, that's kinda nice.Good on y-
>tf logo
Into the trash it goes

Original requester here, you deserve

Reply to this post to get your loadout/profile meme'd

burrrrrp

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It's beautiful...

Someone tweet this to him

steamcommunity.com/app/440/images/?browsefilter=mostrecent
>it's a shitty sfms episode

thank you wanderer, this is beautiful

Pootis pottis, give demo a Glock-is

fuck powerhouse tbqhwyf

>that one spy with 2 points
also what the fuck is with the badges

Powerhouse is fun! Fun!

DirectX 8

I need your help /v/

There are 39 people in the world with the Sunbeams Coupe D'isaster, and I am looking to find them and add them to my group

>steamcommunity.com/groups/holyheavies

if you find anyone tell them to add me

>steamcommunity.com/id/jebuskristoislove/

get a better computer then ya fuck

>people play Powerhouse for over an hour
>half the players begging for it to end
>it finally ends
>map vote
>everyone votes for Powerhouse
>the people who complained aren't leaving

Is it Stockholm Syndrome?

when you forget to type the G after V in VG

great

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>better framerates/visibility
>can't tilt from seeing unbalanced teams because no badges
>shitty skins disabled

objectively superior to DX9 desu

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