/tesg/ ~ The Elder Scrolls General

Fucking elf genetics.

I'm not one to say anything. I basically reboot Snakestone with each Elder Scrolls game.

Did she fuck the daedra back to Oblivion?

>CoC
>not Sheogorath
>350 yet not a single wrinkele

Hey, if that one elf from Queens Blade can be over 1000 years old, I think 350 is reasonable.

The role of Sheogorath was taken by someone else in her backstory.

>Queen's Blade
Good taste, the show just need more men, like where the hell were they?

Who's the new victim?

>Who's the new victim?
uhhhhhhhh excuse me?

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I think it's about time for you to leave my house, gote.

Slow down! I don't even know your name yet!

Installed a 1070, and can't seem to run any ENB without the card heating up and making a shitty noise. Any advice?

Get used to it, welcome to Skyrim.

Leave. I'm ready to scrub your gote stench off the carpet.

They were cast in a different show, like Utapri

before i go off and learn blender and nifscope like an autist
are there any good eyepatch mods for males?

What are you talking about,YOUR house, it's ours

I'm the saint around here. Accept my gifts, or end up like: imgur.com/a/46OMZ

Who let you out of the ropes

Can we call Ava a slut now? These things are too entertaining to be non-canon.

>Saint Ava
can't she have the "Saint" in the name

>now
She's always been called a slut by everyone.
When people talk about slutty goats they're talking about Ava.

That makes it more entertaining.

I know Immersive Armors has an eyepatch, just a regular old black eyepatch. Not sure what mod it originally comes from. Then you got blindfolds of skyrim that also adds blindfolds that you can wear over one, or both, eyes.

Pretty sure MY wife doesn't have horns, or freckles. She can also cook.

don't care for your fetish gear, snek

>I'm the saint around here. Accept my gifts, or end up like: imgur.com/a/46OMZ
I knew a few saints, and they certainly never threatened rape and imprisonment for refusing their advances. You're gonna have to catch me first!

Good luck.

>haar's younger brother

>not liking fetish gear

What were about to do, we wont need safety words.

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>implying that milkdrinker could be my kin
You disgrace me.

That lighting was not nice on Xi.

No amount of light can make me 'nice'

Name a single time lighting has ever been nice on Xi.
Light is her mortal enemy.

>when the mead is flowing and the nerd girl keep succ

What am I saying? He is worse than a milkdrinker, he is - may Ysmir forgive me for uttering this word - a Black-Briar drinker.
Wew user, not in the inn commons room.

>what is a Woman's body

virgin detected

????

>may Ysmir forgive me for uttering this word - a Black-Briar drinker.
who said I drank it?
Better than drinking literal Rat Poison like Honningbrew ((Mead)). There is a reason that brewery owner got arrested, my man.

SKSE64 when?

It's past mid-march

who give better succ, the amazon or the nerd?

Blackbriar Mead is good for only one thing

DELETE THIS

godfuckingdamnitrazzifrazzinbizzinfsdkfjlskd

You accept and even promote its continued existence, that makes you just as bad.
>There is a reason that brewery owner got arrested
Nope, never happened in my c0da.
Agreed, just make sure you have a face mask for the foul vapors.

Are those the safe words?

[no]

>Nope, never happened in my c0da.
_________________Yet____________: ^)

*Sweats*

No.

LADS

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That's a real nice lantern.

They meant 2018.

...Wow.

Why is she wearing a diaper?

>Diaper

So RyderTears is canon?

It's called shorts, user. They're comfy and easy to wear.

>This waifu looks just like ME:A character
I knew there was something unsettling.

based

What the fuck did you just fucking say, you little milkdrinker? I’ll have you know I have the highest rank in Honningbrew's Loyalty Club, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Black-Briar, and I have over 300 confirmed spills. I am trained in decanter warfare and I’m the top shotgunner in the entire province. You are nothing to me but just another milkdrinker. I will wipe you the fuck out with beer goggle vision the likes of which has never been seen before on Nirn, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the ArcNet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Whiterun and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, snowberry. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call Black-Briar mead. You’re fucking doomed, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can out-drink you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just without using my hands. Not only am I extensively trained in mead pong, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Honningbrew Reserve and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable face off the ass of the continent, you little snow-back. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you godsdamned wet blanket. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it, but at least that will be better than drowning in Black-Briar. You’re damned to Oblivion, milkdrinker. You're a DISGRACE TO YOUR OWN KIND.

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boo

I prefer the original desu. This new slutty version is lacking a certain charm that the original had.

never trust anyone, not even yourself

Go to bed Jo.

wew

Stop that please, she's a happily married woman.

The original is currently put in the sidelines until I can muster up the courage and will to fix her face. Again.

Fuck, there's a joke here but I can't think of a good filename.

NO

Just making that gifted preset fit her lore.

Two_and_a_half_men.jpg

Who's her husband?

I thought Faust was with Yrsa.

None. I've always wanted to say that in a sentence, that's all.

C E A S E

Giraffe neck

not pictured: faust grabbing her ass.

nerd

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I'm going to lewd all the husbandos, and you can't stop me!

Liar, you won't lewd mine and I know it

is there a joke that i'm not familiar with here? why the eyes?

Vampire post!

ily desu

Back to being busy!

Is he not available?

You see people, THIS is what that Honningbrew POISON does to you, makes you a raving madman. Black-Briar Mead™ would never do this, its actually GOOD!. No, BETTER than that swill he drinks. Support Black-Briar Mead™ in your hold, don't let your kids and fellow man subject themselves to being a poisoned ice-brain like this "Haar" character.

>why is someone cumming on cumtears where her tears should be
Maybe because she's cumtears

What's with the baboonish exposed chainmail butt? Is she inviting people to touch it?

Morning Nim!

Of course he's available I just know you won't do it

Try me, mate.

Go to bed, Ava.

I fucked the environment maps up. It's not actually see-through, just really bright.

Morning~

Back later weirdos.

Horst is NOT a cuck!

Cumtears was banned from r/skyrimmods for posting pedophilic content involving the child version of his character with semen in her eyes. We will never forgive Reddit for this because that led him, a literal pedo redditor, to post here full-time.

I swear that this origin story keeps changing whenever somebody is trying to retell it.

I can't tell you to lewd my character I'd be ousted as a faggot

Still, go lewd my character