The 2019 BMW 8 series leaked

>doesn't refute the "hideous" claim
>calls it "authentic" instead

My post wasn't supposed to be positive, faggot.
I just said that this stupid ass grill faggotry seems to be what it will look like.

Just fucking look at the current ones and the old grills.

>We want the Toyota audience

looks alright for a leaked concept.

>So BMW had a render just lying around, and accidentally dropped it? Did a lazy designer have it on a USB drive and leave it at a coffee shop?

What happen was.. the BMW employee has an un-jewed dick and when he went to take a piss he didn't clean his dick skin so some of the piss just ***leaked*** off his dick and gave him a pee stain.

Definitely not real but I think it looks sexy af.

>this is the peak of Veeky Forums intellectualism

>>A large size V8/V12 GT with only 2 seats
Whoever drew this concept had no idea what is he doing

Why would they 8 series be a GT car? They already have the 6 series.

When will BMW design a car with a pignose grille that doesn't ruin the whole car? So far they haven't since the e30.

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These photos are usually released to press under embargo until the official reveal (may 25)
Also this is just a concept.

Shit, sounds like the E31 to me

Looks better than the 6 series.

kys pls

Car design becomes more and more agressive every year, even the fucking renaults look like they want to reap your guts.

so is just a bigger 6 series

>prototype
the final version will look nothing like this

Cars aren't video games

Front looked good, dunno about those big vent gap things under the tail lights. Looks a bit much

Thats a fucking jaguar

That's the only thing I don't like to be honest. But the lines are absolutely stunning

That grille would roast an entire cow

Damn
Looks like we were in and just passed a golden age of bmw design language
Shit was looking so good across all their models
If it turns into that in bloated shit
Rip

>that drop nose huge bulge in the hood for no reason
who could be behind this?

Looks fugly

this is more like the next gen 6 series,
I don't see the point in making an m8 because there is already the 6 series and the i8.

Is it just the angle or does it have a huge bulge on the front of the hood

Looks like a shitty fake of the Maserati Granturismo

it's official
carscoops.com/2017/05/new-bmw-8-series-concept-revealed.html
youtu.be/KOvnUlQ6zdA?list=PLhPLTEHxfY0HXOIS9GRjsCgOpUQSxX6Wa

Yep. Disgusting.

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The six series will no longer be 2 door, they killed off the 2 door this year

really activates my almonds

Why in the ever loving fuck is the 6 now a sedan when the massive as fuck 7 and 5 already existed

good god bmw is ran by a bunch of retards

Man it's so Lexus.

You could just as easily compare it to an Accord Coupe or a Mustang.

sweet aston martin bro

Fucking hell that's gaudy.

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Now do one with a Maseratti.

There you go, the production model.

The tail lights and gauge cluster look cool desu

huh really thinking makes it me

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>"luxurious"
>"luxury"
>"luxury"
>"luxury-car"
>"luxury class"
>one mention of "sporty"

Yeah because that's totally why people buy coupes. Luxury.

BMW's obsession with Mercedes has seriously killed the brand.

kek, nice.

so how fucking heavy is this piece of shit going to be

>s-class competitor

fucking awesome

so glad to know it'll drive like a 3 ton pick-up truck and won't be sporty at all

I hope if comes as hybrid only and drives itself to really complete the package

who is this nu male motherfucker and why is he so scared of this BMW

Monaposting

Looks like shit like most modern cars. I'm so sick of the "aggressive styling" meme I could throw up. I'm also tired of the multiple grille thing. Why can't cars look clean and functional anymore?

Thank pedestrian safety standards.

looks like dogshit

>it's another "we want the effiminate numale faggot demographic" episode

BMW please stop

Is this a modern design thread now?

youtube.com/watch?v=YAlq580NbtM

Looks a bit like the F620 from GTA

The back looks OK because it is just a db9, the one thing BMW did was the front and it is the worst part by far.

>Very German
>Very BMW

Approved

>take the i8 body
>drop the 4.4 V8 in it

There.

GRRRRR HOMOSEX NOW

PROTRUDING NOSTRIL FINS

Looks like stealing panamera and Jaguar

No surprise that BMW is such a fucking joke

Wonder how loud the fake engine noises will be LMAO

So they can have a 'coupe roof sedan' like every other luxury car brand probably.

>those gloves
>that watch
>crooked shifter
>anime music

Every fucking time

The six series is positioned against the CLS, and in some trims is more expensive than a 7series.

And you're not stating anything new. BMW has utterly been taken over by accountants and edgy millenial desginers. But apparently it sells cars at this point, but as things go and the cars get more bland and indistinguishable from Mercedes and Audi, I don't see it lasting and that "ultimate drivers machine" motto becomes meaningless, they'll be up shit creek.

>8 series came back
>at arguably bmw's lowest point in terms of performance and general sportiness
sad!

Fugly, the fat shape, the nostrils the stupid looking lights also
>number plate on rear bumper
That's not a BMW

>pic related is a BMW

Am I the only one confused by how long the boot is? The back in general is just ugly as fuck.

Its concept, you retard

What is even your point? Plenty of concepts look decent and have a more reasonable sized boot.

Had me giggling

lol, contrast this grill to this grill

Looks like a maserati with AIDS

What the FUCK is wrong with today's car designers? All they seem to know how to do is
>steal styling cues
>make it look angrier

Every single one of their cars is just fucking hideous.

haha
even kia looks better

The design team at Lexus needs to go back to drawing concept hot wheels cars so we can all stop looking at the abortions that are their creations.

Eastern European hot wheel knock off brand.

Mattel wouldnt tarnish their brand like that.

I know it won't have a manual like the original but what are the chances of them being retards and not putting a V12 in it?

extremely high
v12s fuck your fleet mpg and they don't have nearly enough EVs/hybrids to offset that

Fucking bullshit. What a god damn waste

It's will have a V12
There will be 840i, 840e, 850i and M860i xdrive models

as i said in the other threads the front end is a bit of a mess

Its not the most beautiful thing but fuck me if its not miles ahead than modern Lexus and Toyota

pls be V12 and manual option

my dick is diamonds i will fucking buy one

if anything maybe the collectors tax on the original 850csi will come down if they do

It's crazy how different those comments are in comparison to Veeky Forums.

>pls be V12 and manual option
Not going to happen.

The rear is the real mess.

>manual

kek, not happening. BMW's own press release plays up muh luxury over sportiness nonstop.