Gta general

Did people ever find out how to trigger the free office decor swap glitch? I kind of want to change mine without dumping 800 grand.

I have Free Aim selected in my settings so shouldn't I be placed with only other free aim players? I still swear some players use Aim assist by the way they play.

Also, I sometimes rarely fight players who I swear turn on trigger/aimbot after I kill them a few times. They'll be getting destroyed then suddenly they're putting bullets in my head from 100 feet. I must admit I use first person because it's either that or marksman rifle spam. Everything feels so inaccurate in this game.

Oh yeah and fuck the Heavy Sniper and every shitter who uses it.

You can trade your current office in when you buy a new one. In fact you have to.

Oh, like Apt. then, which are the best location-wise?
I assume Davis Garage+Maze Bank Tower office?

How would you introduce this car into the game?
Name
Class
Performance
Handling
LS Customisation
Liveries (not mandatory)
Bennys Custom version (not mandatory)
Unique features and parts
Prices

Nero Classic (Custom)
*1.5 million cost to "upgrade" the million dollar adder*

You can't sell it, but you can trade it for one of the three other locations.
All of the offices have garages close by, though, so consider that before you drop millions on a relocation. If you've got Maze West or Lombank, buy Del Perro Heights. If you've got Arcadius, buy 4 Integrity Way. If you've got Maze Tower, buy 4 Integrity Way or 3 Alta Street, or just buy the meme garage since you're clearly swimming in money and business smarts if you own Maze Tower.

Adder Retro Custom.
Also, pic related.

If you want a comfy and quiet place, buy Arcadia and Maze Tower. If you want sea view and advantages against shitters, buy Lombank.
La Puerta Vehicle Warehouse is probably the most accessible from and to anywhere. Davis is fine, but it's a little far from any highway roads.

I don't have Maze Bank, I have the cheapest of both Garage and Office but it's a pain to go from office to garage. I plan to turn my shitty Eclipse into living quarters in my office very soon though.
I wanted to know which office/garage combo was the most convenient, griefers are not an issue.

La Puerta is accessible? It doesn't look like it. Davis+Maze looks okay because it's really easy to go from office to garage but it lacks access to the big roads, La Puerta looks like it's the same except it's farther from any office.

How much truth is there to all the steam reviews of people with like 600 hours saying "I was banned/reset for nothing and I have never cheated/modded"? is it all just first time skiddies using outdated hax to give their buddies a few mil, or are these just random bans?

I'd imagine the large majority are skiddies crying wolf and probably a handful that got wrongfully banned for using something like MSI Afterburner

furthest from any office has got to be Elysian/El Burro

Elysian is right next to the tracks and freeway though, looks god tier to me. It's way too far from the rest of the map to be the best though.
El Burro seems awful.

Do you remember what the Xbox Live official help forums looked like? With people complaining about being banned for "no reason" then having someone on the staff provide receipts for how they were banned for doing something stupid?

I imagine it's like that except no staff members are responding.

If I had a nickel for every time this bike's told the laws of physics to go fuck themselves, I'd have more money than my GTA character does.

I bought a yacht tonight.
I named it the ship of regrets.

Sure is pretty though.
And now my quest is to own a ludicrous number of cars.

colourscheme?

>Grab car with Cargobob
>Gain altitude to lose the choppers
>Fuck up and press E
>30s later mission fails

>He flies using keyboard

My $20 pad driver disappeared of the face of the internet

>He used a gamepad on PC.

You can't emulate 3Dplats without a pad

>3Dplats
What are you, 12?

Last thread died too early

Duke o'death when??

Why? It's ugly.

SNACKS

When you finish what you've got, I'll give you some more

SNACKS!!!!!

>havn't played in months
>decide to use the 90 million dollar hack
>buy everything I want
>quit again

wHAT HACK?

The 90 million dollar one, user.

It's like the 80 million dollar hack, only BETTER

Google

90mil Stealth Compiled

You fucking...fucks.

>Export a car.
>Do a Headhunter.
>Close the game to go do some things.
>Come back and do another Headhunter.
>Source a car.
>Go to export.
>6 minute cooldown.
What the fuck did Cockstar do to IE. God for fucking bid that anyone's allowed to make money right? 100k is clearly too much money to be able to quickly make for a fucking investment of 2 million dollars on top of a minimum 1 million for a office.

Zanzonyx requesting invite to PC GTAG

The timer only counts down when you're in-game doesn't it?

Yes, which is why I did two headhunters inbetween sales. When last week all I had to do was one to avoid the timer. Rockstar fucked something with the timer. It either increases with the more money you get or the more consecutive sales you do.

Does work on ps4? Can get b&?

Do tires do anything? All I know is Off-road does better off road.

coming in April
"Skidoodles get banned"
exclusively for Veeky Forums /vg
dont forget to grab your popcorn

PC

Always a risk, been using hacks since launch so idk.

>Date Added: 29th March 2017
>Downloads: 1179 (Unique: 965)

stealth is right.

No one here got banned when the TT hack was popular.

You used cheat engine to inject the .dll or some other injector?

how is it supposed to be stealth anyway? How can r* not see that you just got yourself 90mil in 1 sec.

They don't so you don't know shit, faggot.

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I don't know if no one got banned but I know I used it, albeit only for 5mil of so and I didn't got banned, but it shouldn't be hard for r* to see that completed all this time trials in seconds.

Half the general got banned because they were greedy. This stealth shit is TT 2.0. It's only a matter of time.
If you do it on an account that isn't an alt explicitly for modding or something, you're an absolute tool and I will enjoy your tears when the time comes. No sympathy.

You probably just did the headhunter faster than usual. You sold the car and did a headhunter, which unless you're slow as hell takes less than 20 minutes. Then you closed down the game (instead of sitting in your office watching TV preventing you from getting kicked for inactivity) which resets your cooldown to 20 minutes. You came back, got out of your house, did headhunter and got back to your vehicle warehouse in 14 minutes and had a 6 minute cooldown left.

You're an idiot

>All these morons crying that money glitches don't work
>Rather than sucking off and being nice to a modder to get them to drop bags

It's like you people like to over complicate things.

Apparently you can get banned for picking up improper (used to be >2k) bags from modders.
Yesterday I got 300k from a modder in under a second, alt+f4'd the hell from there, hoping I don't get banned

Why would you go to your garage in anything but a sourced car?

If you've got shekels to spare, the Nero my goyim.

if you know what you're doing you can outpace a 7B damn easily. Considering most races are fairly straight anyway

Haven't played in a while. Do we still do fun gtag lobbies?

I don't, I go to my Office from it.

Is there a way to speed up the car export timer?

30 minutes my arse.

Oh, I only sell cars one at a time. You could HH your way back to it or use a buzzard.

Any way to get lotsa ammo? The glitch on Se7en sins doesn't work and doing survival gets old fast.

hey gtag
what are these dotted lines

tahnk

np

nice outdated image
it says when you're banned to, and it would be 2035

your gpu dying

It's the shitty dithering the game uses, you generally only see it in grassy areas. As far as I know the only way to "get rid" of it would be downscaling.

Enjoy your shitty Infernus Classics, jerks.
I got THIS badboy on the download

>spend 20 minutes looking for cargobob
>get it near warehouse
>start car export
>lol no ur cargobob despawned
Nice

>game name in three places
>it's different every time

Depends how much you play. If you have no life like me and grind all day you'll probably get away with it since it's justified that you have loads of money. But if a rank 20 suddenly has 20 million and starts buying shit then it's a red flag.

How the fuck does SAMP work anyway?
Every time I try to connect to a server my game crashes.

>it has crafting

So that's what GTA has been missing all this time.

Hours long minigames where you cook your own meth, cut your own cocaine and print your own fake money when?

>2017
>Ugly america face paint available
>KISS face paint available
>no camoflague paint available
ROCKSTAAAAAR

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Would a cammo mask suffice?

guys are there still way 2 get juggernaut glitched outfit

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i want 2 look retarted 2, how do i get it?

Cool people never turn around for explosions.

When exporting X80s, should I upgrade them?

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No, never upgrade exports, it costs money and that means you make less over all.
It's simple math user, 40k flat or 100-20=80k, obviously the first one is better.

>Dont' cross the line is a four player game
>couch only seats 3

what the fuck?

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4th player is the cuck that stands behind them like a retard to join

>implying I wasn't already standing in the corner staring while smoking this cigarette