/meg/ - Mass Effect general

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Cora is cute!

first for oy veyyy

TURIAN WAIFUS ARE BEST WAIFUS

let's start this thread off right

youtube.com/watch?v=oJ5waeCv5lk
Reminder Bioware cut Vetra Sex Scene to appease cunts.

Honestly would have romanced vetra no matter what race she was. She was the most interesting

>he doesn't want to 14 words with miranda 2.0

Sara has blue eyes, though.

I want to hug Sara!

>all those repeated images

got a source on that hot tip, user?

Holy shit, an OP who actually does it right.

OP isn't a fag, I guess.

...

Would you eat one of her cookies? Keep in mind that she wants a wholesome hug from you

Kandros is great husbando material!

Looks so soft

So do turians have tits?

HELL NO MOTHERFUCKER

REMINDER THAT TURIAN TITSHITTERS HAVE BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN TO HAVE SHIT TASTE

RAPTOR BOOTY ÜBERMENSCH CONFIRMED FOR PATRICIAN STATUS

I bought this and I'm trying to make my waifu but it's really hard. My waifu is rather pale and I'm struggling to get a skin tone to match. Do I just have to make a full face tattoo and change it to the colour I want?

Too bad they have in canon, BOOTY BLASTED

First for Sara's sweater puppies.

Looks like Turians have tits.

I want to grope Nyreen's stoneplated boobies!

go into the comments you'll find out they did it because they made her bi so yeah fags are to blame for this

no boobies just an expanding part of the upper plate

>necrophilia
it's canon user
but you can live in your headcanon, mostly people do considering ME3

These are fake tits, mate.

>just an expanding part of the upper plate
I want to embarrass my femtur waifu by motorboating her and getting saliva on her

>go into the comments you'll find out they did it because they made her bi so yeah fags are to blame for this
So an actual verified BioWare employee commented that this is what they did, on a youtube video?

>relying on Bioware modelling consistency as proof

lmao keep trying famalamborghini how can you ever recover

So /meg/ tell me, why aren't you operating like a true space operator by turning your Nomad into a death mobile and lifting roadkills to a whole new level.

I like Cora

Her armor is especially shaped to protect her mammaries

Best Nomad paint Job?

Why didn't you get agility mode, pussy?

I wonder who you could possibly be trying to replicate...

what's cannon user?

ikr

ask the guy about it, did a private chat with him and I'm convinced (only made a male ryder dialogue for it after all no female dialogue for this was found) only makes sense in the end

>turians with panties

this really bothers me, and makes no sense

Yeah why no agility mode?

But it's shaped like every other turian's armor.

Are you saying Garrus had big ol' bazongas hidden under there?

I like platinum.

Are those merchants on Meridian actually supposed to be selling shit? Because all of their inventories are empty in my game.

>all this xeno filth

No but, he was likely thicc

Turians in underwear is hot as fuck.

So you don't have any actual evidence then

Hey guys the developers told me Sara has a penis and it's revealed at the end of the game. IF YOU THINK SARA IS ATTRACTIVE YOU ARE A FAGGOT

You shouldn't be rude with Sara.

>tfw no slutty biotic femtur gf

only logical explanation

>tfw out of femtur lewds that aren't nude

I love her, dick or no dick.

I'd be more than happy to surrender my asshole to her.

But it's good tho

I like honeycomb.

You can pirate the DLC while using a legit Origin based version of ME3?

It's pretty good too

The ice whale quest on voeld, what did you choose and why?

It glitched for me and I couldn't co.plate it

Veeky Forums is trying to make me want to fuck an alien........

why

I like Nebula

Quads tell the truth

Side Note: Meridian is this lush already green planet with ZERO (0) content on it because BioWare can't into post game content

This is a quarian. She is now an admiral and married to a human. Say someething nice about her.

>not liking superior alien booty
I bet you romanced Cora too, you fuck.

...And? What's your point? I love traps and futa.

Yes. I did it, and it worked fine.

Because you should. Give in to your desires.

Desires for the THICCness.

>tfw no scummy omega-dwelling alcoholic exotic dancer and mercenary femtur gf

Nebula

That's beautiful. Where do you get it?

I think I bought it from that Turrian lady on Kadara.

So just a Turian version of Revy from Black Lagoon?

Is Meridian supposed to be some kind of Halo? I haven't played the game yet, but it seems like some kind of Halo installation.
>beautiful utopian world
>advanced technology hidden beneath
>possibly engineered
>possibly hiding a dark secret

Is it just me or do the Remnant seem very Halo forerunner like?

But Sara is a cute girl.

>halo hivemind

more xeno faggotry

be ready to kill yourself user, better to die for the emperor then fuck an alien

It's a dyson sphere. No idea about the intent of the dysons sphere though.

It's why we're here user, doing our best to cure the terrible affliction known as shit taste in waifus.

When does Peebee's loyalty mission continue? I got the VI, talked to her on Aya, got the transponder on Kadara and it still says on-hold.

How is the Hornet SMG?

A dyson sphere is a sphere built around a star in order to use it's energy.

Is there any difference between ME1/2 on steam and origin?

Andromeda was written by the guy who wrote Halo 4 and it really, really shows.

>>/pol/
Go back bigot.

Haven't heard of her or that show

>Meirdian can be changed to send out a pulse that will kill all life in the cluster

In the name of the god emperor of mankind post ________BRRRAAAAP________

No, it can just be used to fuck up the worlds that are connected to it.

come on user, we're all here, togheter in our shared interest in mass effect, does it matter where we come from?

ME1 has no DLCs on Steam but you can get DLCs for free.
help.ea.com/en-us/help/dragon-age/dragon-age-origins/bioware-classics-dlc/
If after installation they don't work look up ME Community on steam, someone should have additional file you might or might not need.
As for ME2, no difference.
this link has also all ME2 DLCs and you can make them work on legit version, all you need is specific bink file, just type PCGamingWiki and look for DLC authentication fix for ME2.

Does that mean I can kill August Bradley for being rude to me?

I know, I was taking the piss because he was saying it's supposed to be some kind of Halo

half of god damn Veeky Forums and 98% of cripple chan is /pol/, hell half of the people posting alien filth are probably from /pol/

the only good waifu is a dead one

Still very similar though, can't deny they probably had a dysons sphere in mind when designing it.

wow that explains a lot. at least it wasn't written by whoever did halo 5

Fuck off Ralph

Space bird women are waifu endgame.

I only like the games man. I haven't played a Halo game in ages. Fuck that expanded universe shit.

Infact, I'm not sure why I've been drawing connections between MEA and Halo. Maybe it's the Remnants, and the kett's religious fascination with them.

>he wants dirty bratty children

A dyson sphere is a massive inverted spherical solar array that encompasses a star and captures most or all of its energy output. Does Meridian do that?

Meridian is a Halo.
>tfw the Flood are in ME now
>tfw they already are
Why were the Adjutants so underutilized?

>hell half of the people posting alien filth are probably from /pol/
he's not wrong

exactly now more femtur lewwds

Femturs aren't for lewds, even the slutey ones

Those of you who like femturs... defy the will of Western German at your peril.

The character is a smoking drinking mercenary who lives in a shithole mob town, used to dance at a strip club and doesn't normally wear much clothing. It's a pretty good show, all things considered.

How do you all feel about this game? My friend says they managed to barely enjoy it. Even looking past the large amount of animation problems, a huge problem for them is the story is boring and is made worse by awful dialogue. Is this true for any of you? I wanted to play this game, but I'm glad I didn't preorder.

try progressing the main story

>Does Meridian do that?
No.

>half of the people posting alien filth are probably from /pol/

It feels so wrong, yet so right