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ahri thread

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Ntr (aka cuck) worst fetish.


Soraka worst waifu.

Lulu second worse waifu.

Karma/Vayne best waifus.

Degenerates everywhere.

Xth for Katarina
best girl
:3c

xth for Syndra

>Get actually fucking mongoloids on the team
>three of them are plat
>they're all 0/10 against silvers that for whatever reason have high gold mmr
>you're the only that's actually got any kills
>you go to help your team
>your 10/0 ass can't fight four 10/0s
>you're expected to win games like this by "carrying"
>when you can't even do shit against equally fed opponents
>and you can't even blame your teammates
>even though 9/10 it is THEIR fault
>tfw people would rather you make excuses for OTHER PEOPLE rather than yourself

Why the FUCK. I'm not a beta cuck defending my shitty teammates. I'm gonna fucking kick them down to the kirb till they get good.

holy shit

Who was the first champ you got a ranked pentakill with? Mine was Maokai

I don't have a waifu and it makes me sa-a-ad

At least your best waifu is thicc

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

Leagues needs a mic system.

Leagues needs a leave system.

There are some games you cant win. Why am I forced to play 20 minutes of wasted time or get punished. Its fucking retarded riot is the worst company since ever.

Olaf. Before the Olaffing.

Get a girlfriend faggot

Did Ahri become vlad? Thats fucking disgusting.

Unworthy wench, the lot of em'

What champion pisses you off the most?

Karma is the only creamy chocolate woman i would allow my dick inside.

Fuck those theighs. hnnnnng

Veigar Jungle
Bunch of confusion in champ select and I ended up jungling.

Ahri drains the life force of man.

A man's life force is his seed.

>he can't find a pure, qt, irl waifu
Git gud
League of Legends

Thigh fucking is a patrician fetish

>theighs

why do you post this every thread?

>A man's life force is his seed.
[Citation Needed]

Mid Soraka vs Mid Velkoz

Who wins and why

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she's really cute in this splash

Yeah, renekton is pretty bullshit senpai.

Jayce
and I don't even own Jayce or play ranked at all

That was so long ago i dont even remember. Probably kogmaw since he was my main dude back in the day.

Ill always remember my triple penta game though. Old graves when?

No wave clear vs infinite waveclear.

Gee I wonder.

As a tank main, Fiora. Remove that cancer at least Vayne has to stack that bullshit true damage on you and not just press R

agreed holy shit

I will purge this thread with a cute picture of Quinn

No one wins, just a boring stalemate.

Can any drawfag give me advice how to start drawing League r34, thinking about buying a tablet.

>Soraka worst waifu.
Well okay so you were right on the cucks being footfag tier but goat girl is a good girl. Don't you talk bad about my waifu

>asking the autistic people that post the same shit every single thread anything

Theyre not human, they cant reply. Even they are slaves to their memes

man this game looks like a fucking shitty gook MMO at times
like what in the literal fuck is going on here
why are all these fucking effects so disgusting looking

>get one retard in bot lane
>ruins the entire game
>they end 1/9 as fucking C A I T L Y N

Start traditional.

Friendly reminder to thank and love your soraka support

pick renekton pick jax pick maokai pick poppy pick ekko there are plenty of champs that can get comfortable lanephases against fiora and have kill potential during lanephase that can snowball a lead

their bot lane had to stop me from kicking is ass

because riot decided to take an art direction that had no outlines, no black, a faded shitty watercolor look, and killed particles that look just as bad.

You guys remember when the redid nauts textures and particles. It went from a banging slamming aoe of metal to splish splish splosh.

Like riot is retarded.

Vayne is best waifu so you should only ship her with a refined, rich and handsome man of equally noble descent.


Of course he has to share her murder fetish so they can butcher things together.

>ahri sucks your dick
>steals your soul

but what happens if I suck ahri's dick

You just learn drawing in general. Work on observational drawing, basic shapes, value, and anatomy.

Honestly drawing porn is a great way to stay motivated and learn human anatomy at the same time, assuming you do look at references consistently.

Jinx

You grow a fluffy tail. But only if you swallow.

Renektonfags, not even once.


God forbid one of these niggers not autowin lane with their bullshit champion they completely lose their shit

Cause every fuckin champ has some huge aoe nonsense these days

If karma didnt exist i wouldnt tie vayne for top waifu with her.

I ship vayne with Jayce.

You get a sore throat and an empty bed in the morning

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>pick jax

As a fiora main I don't understand this one. Jax isn't hard for me at all.

He just doesn't have the tools to beat you at any stage.

Leblanc and Yasuo. Also Fizz.

Why would Jayce stick dong in crazy

because jayce seems like the kind of inteligent dumbass. you know. like holy shit he graded mit amazing wait jayce why are you downing a galon of mayo thats fucking stupid

>lose past twenty games because of teammates going 0/10
>some how it's my job to make sure they dont do that
>while also getting fed
>while also carrying
>while also maintaining our towers
>you're expected to solo carry games
>when it's nigh impossible
>unless you're autistic

>mu-muh teammates

Source on the image?

>We will never have another story like Shadow and Fortune
>We will never have a team up of Caitlyn for the home-town hero, Vayne for character dynamic, and Kennen for comedic relief trying to fight against a Viktor invasion
>We will never have Mordekaiser canonically fight Nautilus in a one on one

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It doesnt matter if I put her down early, as soon as she hits two items she can duel any champ even from behind

Once they get better at managine 3 hit strike timings and parry/dodge timing it becomes much harder
its definitely a skillmatchup

>ranked
>ranked
>ranked

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Why do you have these?

>Forgiven possibly coming to NA

Topkek, not even EU players wanna play in EU anymore

filthy heretic

Delete this right now

Hmm. Maybe they will date, Jayce will be traumatized by a trainwreck like Vayne and he will kill himself/dump her.

>forgiven plays in EU
>always gets completely exposed
>forgiven goes to NA
>becomes a god among clowns
hmm...

How many f you are playing normals right now?

I'm not playing league right now

I

Finished like 10 minutes ago.

You got a problem with normies?

IT'S
NEXUS
SIEGE
A
FUCKING
GAIN

If twitchfag won and you were forced to have sex with one of the league furries which one would reluctantly you do?

Ahri doesn't count.

Who the fuck do I focus when ganking a Raka + Kog'maw?

>Focus Soraka
>Kog'maw makes us a new face with his bullshit autos
>Focus Kog'maw
>Kog'maw makes us a new face as Soraka keeps healing him

>darius w/ thundermemes
Plz tell me you shut him down all game long.

Kindred

I only play normals, so I don't have a problem with that.

Kindred

RATE AND POST GO

Poppy

>TLD darius

Heyo.

Just to level accounts, though, when I need a break from stalling bots.

Kindred.

>in aram champ select
>someone dodges

why

You're cool. I don't really like Lee but I don't hate him.

Post your top 2 rows

Because the thought of playing udyr in aram makes many people want to kill themselves

Frog knows no mercy.

Because sometimes you're just not willing to be punched around for 20 minutes.

>Forgiven didn't utterly shit on the entirety of EU


Gotta love EUfags and their revisionist history.

Forgiven' alone weakness was his absolute refusal to learn certain champs like Kalista. Meanwhile some of his best champs like Lucian are meta as fuck right now

>get Vel'koz
>Nunu offers to trade
>lolno
>somebody dodges
>get Brand
>nice
>Garen wants to trade
>maybe no
>dodge

didn't get sona/lux/ziggs/xerath/varus/jayce

>defending retards

Hows the carer job, user? Having fun hanging around people that accept you? Boy that job must be hard! adjusting all those helmets.

>adc walking straight into morg q and caitlyn traps
>standing in the morg oil spill for its full duration
>not even trying to cs
>not buying items

and yet I'm the one who will get punished for not wanting to lane with this asshat

>just posted my skins as well

I should make one big image having all my stuff on it.