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>People actually fell for this obvious April Fool's joke
>Posting your April Fool's joke a day early

>I'm mad because somebody is posting their TF2 loadout in a TF2 thread.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

April Fools Day is gonna be a big joke, there's no update, nothin'.

You all got played like a damn fiddle

Hey, I have an idea: let's talk about tf2 and not attention whores that play tf2!

feathers is cute

What?

What's the best heavy weapons minigun and why is it

Hue Long Heater?

inb4 it turns out its actually purchasable and someone does it

Does Feathers even post here anymore? I played a pub with him last week and I still feel bad because I did terribly that game and we got rolled.

How about how much we want to fuck a class? I would pick engie.

That's stupid

>Turns out it was a joke.

Heh..I sure didn't want to spend my time with a bunch of tf2 autists.

:(

>>list of good comm. servers
>teamfortress.tv/servers

>they're all dead

>Valve servers
>They're all empty until they find fifty other
Pedro.San.Miguel.2005 to fill up the slots.

When will this game die already.

It's like keeping gramps alive when he clearly wants to see grandma.

WHEN ARE WE GONNA HAVE A NON ASS OP? CAUSE IT'S OUUTA DATE

THREAD QUEST, W3 MAKE A NON ASS OK SO ALL OF THE OVERBABS DON'T GET CONFUSED.

Cause gramps is to busy fucking fragging and fucking hot sluts you literal homo.

>He doesn't enjoy being constantly put into 5v1 matches
lol its like you don't like ez kills or something.

Make it yourself next time.

>Morgan confirmed to enjoy beating up literal kids.

Why morgan.

Damn, Soldier mains are trash

If I didn't like beating children, I'd go play a different game.

Is that that one banana bitch I see?

Point taken desu. I guess half my kills on my stranges are all thanks to Phillip Oliver, age 12.

just went on a 58 killstreak as heavy lol

medics flocked to me

*blocks your pootis*
what do?

>Playing point farm game modes
When are you children going to graduate to KOTH and 5CP already?

Is this the remodel for the heavy lifter?

>Play comp
>Game crashes right before win
>Try to rejoin after launching game again
>Rejected
>Got competitive ban for abondomning
FUCK YOU VALVE YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT SYSTEM FIX YOUR GAME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Join at scoreboard screen
>Are you sure you want to abandon this match?
>Button to disconnect and button that says "yeah i want to abandon" are in opposite positions
Why would anyone do this? Do you think someone at Valve intentionally designed things this way for his own amusement?

>Finish up a game.
>CTF comes up
>Leave game before it finds a server.

Why is CTF even a thing? It's a shit gamemode that promotes 6 f2p engies to turtle and snipers to afk until somebody shows their head.

How much longer until the update?
What will the skins look like?
Are you excited about the new choose your own adventure aspect of the contracts?
What do you think the new 5 - 6 min smf be about?
What do you think the class pack for the pro will include?
Will other classes get changes along with the pro?
When do you think the HEAVY class pack will drop?
What do you think it will include?
After that what do you think valve has in-store for the game?
Do you think valve will ever sponsor a tf2 tournament?
Will b4nny ever find love after falling for the yellow jew and getting c.ucked by cockwork?

HOLY SHIT IT EVEN DERANKED ME
FUCK YOU VALVE

That's a lot of questions you have there, friend. Let's take it one at a time so that the thread'll last longer.

have you ever wanted to fucking shoot yourself in the head before?

yes but you can't get a gun here

Never

I love my life too much to ever wanna commit a selfish and cowardly act like suicide

Well you could just anwser the most burning ones and leve the others for later.

They let you post on Veeky Forums from the asylum?

have you ever wanted to fucking rip your testicles off?

youtube.com/watch?v=sHS_wgp0_ts

>Muselk assrapes his feed with daily Overwatch content.
>Uploads a shitty 20 minute heavy tf2 video.
>''See guys! I still make TF2 related content, I don't know why you guys are bitching.''

As somebody who used to play overbab when it was first starting out, these daily uploads started getting real shitty once he started bringing other fags from other channels over to his.

It's just oversaturated cancer.

I miss TF2 Muselk.

FUCK YOU BLIZZARD.

This is some top tier cringe, my friend. I wonder if it gets any better if I go down more pages. Also, don't you need to be 18 or older to post here?

nigga u gay

I don't tell you how to live your life

Nah, because I'm a Man. I don't wanna be a degenerate and switch up roles this deep into my life

Who? Why not just unfriend him

>I miss TF2 Muselk.

said no one fuckin ever
Muskelks was cancer before overbatch and now he's utter awful

I said that ironically, haha.

His TF2 videos were comfy, even if he had a cancer fanbase growing at that time.

His earlier videos are actually pretty damn good.

Then everything changed, when the Reddit nation attacked

Gee, it sure is boring around here.

>Actually giving a shit about Youtube "celebrities"
You are the cancer.

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I don't even recognize him as Muselk anymore. This isn't who I subscribed to. He's just another Overwatch band wagoner for views.

>I hate other things because people like them.
Top tier Cancer.

Who is "XanMan" and why do I keep seeing him

Ok let's see
1. Soon (tm)
2. Every class will have a pyroland themed skins
3. Yes, now I won't have to do shitty spy "sap thirty sentreys" contracts
4. Jingle shit, if they were based it include shit about the heavy class pack
5. Maybe an airblast focused primary with a shotgun/flaregun hybrid, either useless or meta changing melee
6. Maybe, spy defiantly
7. Later (((tm)))
8. Primary with faster reved up movement speed, less damage. BASED MODE they add a lunch box SLOT
9. No idea, it's a miracle that people still love the game enough to update it
10. Didn't they say (maybe) in the future when they get comp to a place that feel is what they and the community agrees on?
11. I hope so, his passion for the game and not giving into the oberbotch jew made me respect him more than I previously did. Clockwork is a bitch for jeopardizing a member of the team like that for a chance at (teebeehach) subpar pussy. Plz find somebody to love that's not nursery fragg daddy.

tf2r.com/k61l96l.html

I can't remember the last time I chose random class

not entering this time

I do it every game. Only reroll if I get heavy.

>not posting the better versiom

Forgot to save it, Thanks my man.

Yes for all

what is the best fat pyro loadout?

huo-long
shotgun / family business / panic attack
eviction notice / GRU / warrior's spirit

>fat pyro
stop.

>Fat pyro

Continue.

why is this allowed

Huo-dong
Plz leave notice
Bainc attack :D

Better question is:
Why isn't it an all-class?

because pyro is a female

:x

>using the beggars
>frag a blue medic and get this response
>"beggars is fair and balanced"
>kill him again
>leaves
any better fealing?

Because husbando bait isn't insulting like waifubait

>Gives Pyro big fat bosoms.

I ASK AGAIN, WHY ISN'T IT AN ALL CLASS?!

I guess stereotypes exist for a reason

>Giving this to pyro would give her yuge tits that bounced and jiggled and shit.
>My benis hungerz :DR
WANDERER PLZ FRAW A PURO WITH SOME BOMB ADS TITS THAT WOULD BE MEGA COOL AND EVERYBODY WOULD LOVE YOU AND IT WOULD BE CASH plz

spelling feeling right

because you deserve it

sorry, too busy fragging gamers to spell things right

Indeed they do.

What's there end game?
Can someone give me a quick rundown?

why is THIS allowed

I have no idea. At first there were three sentries on that end of the balcony, then one moved his to just outside our spawn door. No one was covering the courtyard or at least the intel room, though. They didn't listen when I told them we didn't need sentries there, especially since the one outside the other spawn door already covers people jumping across the sniper battlements. I saw someone else go engie and also start building on battlements and then I just disconnected.

What's your point? I actually haven't seen anyone with that thing on.

i would expect an unusual wearing engineer to know better than this

his point is that furries wear it

fragging is important
i forgive you

Why did Valve remove halloween restrictions on obvious joke cosmetics? Why did they remove spells?

>Implying having an unusual means dick all shit anymore

because i wear it to erp with other furries.

Ironically of course :3

i dont know, if someone gets an unusual then they at least figured out how to buy things and trade, surely they can figure out that building right outside of spawn isnt useful to the team

steamcommunity.com/profiles/7656119
I just don't know, man. At least the other engi had sub 15 hours played, so he has an excuse for being fucking retarded.

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Also it wasn't that he built outside of spawn. Building a sentry outside of other spawn is a viable tactic on 2fort, after all. It was that they were both in an utterly useless location.

Just now realized I fucked this up steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198020969940
>Over 1k hours played
>Still can't handle playing engineer on fucking 2fort