Muscle car

>muscle car
>owner not muscular

>race car
>owner can't run fast

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>sports car
>owner doesn't play sports

>truck
>owner doesn't even have a job

>hatchback
>owner doesn't use the trunk space

>van
>owner never rapes anyone

Trips checked,

>race car
>owner can't run fast

Nascar might have some fatties but most other racing series you have to stay pretty healthy.

oh and

>OP's on a car forum
>doesn't own a car.

>want to go faster
>downshift
>want to go slower
>still downshift

I love these threads

>drive on parkway

>park on driveway

>seat belt

>not actually a belt around your waist but a sash that goes across your body and over your thighs

fpbp

>buy insurance in case I damage other people's property
>also need uninsured motorist coverage

>rear view mirror
>its in the front

agree, always some twink getting out of a mercedes or bmw. where are your muscles black v neck and gold jewelry. at least look the part

t. slav

>crown Victoria
>isn't Queen Victoria's crown

>windshield wiper fluid
>doesn't actually wipe your windows, just lubricates them and loosens dirt

>race car
>driver is out of shape

this actually is a bit of a problem. being in good physical condition can be pretty important for your performance depending on what motorsports youre participating in

I rape people but I dont have a van

>mud flaps

>used to prevent snow, water, rocks etc from hitting car behind you
>never see mud

does your ws6 get bitches wet

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If my nigga lost 40 pounds it would give him a measurable advantage desu

No but the gasoline does

I drive a hatch and my trunk is used all the time.

>owns pony car
>not a pony

>Owns a coupe
>Doesn't have a toupe

>race car
>owner isn't racist

oh shit :^)

>person has a sports car
>person never does anything "sporty" with the car
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Do you have that screencap?

OC

I don't know what kind of mud flaps you have that never see mud, mine seem to always be covered in tons of it. But, that might be because when I drop a friend off down his dirt road I drive back like I'm in a Group B rally car.

>pony car

>owner not a pony

>driving a 86
>can't drift

newfag spotted.

>Owns a Miata
>isn't a flaming homosexual

>drives an 86
>isnt 86 years old

>ford focus
>driver constantly distracted

>Corvette
>Car only handles like a boat, does not float or provide fleet assistance for battleships and carriers

>Vw Golf
>Driver plays Lacrosse instead