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>Vetra will never made you chicken tendies

The human doctor who looks after your sibling in the cryo bay has the best voice actor in the game.

Ah yes "gay romances", we have dismissed those claims.

would you?

Cora is cute and deserves your cock

Cora a cute So is Drack

Does anyone have the full list of Angara you can recruit to the resistance? I got the smuggler with the star map on Voeld and the Angara trap maker living in the Kadara Badlands.

TURIAN WAIFU IS OBJECTIVELY THE BEST WAIFU.

>Vetra IS chicken tendies

why bother when she has the bigger one anyway?

Without a second thought. As Scott.

Carlyle?
His delivery is fucking terrible at the start of the game and sounds so wooden, but he gets better.

Did her manuals tell her this?
I like her but on a subsequent playthrough she's a terrible weablu.

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Y-Yes!

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Vetra's scuffed up merc armor paired with the scarf is so fucking cute I can't stand it.

Post hand holding

Then what do you call this!!??

I'm actually surprised they made gay Turians desu

Reminder than Vetra has a cute butt.

Also props to OP for not being a faggot.

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Kandros romance when?

WARNING.

TURIAN WAIFUS ARE ALWAYS BEST WAIFUS

Kandros is for SID

>playing Engineer style on Hardcore
>getting murdered
Wow, this is fucking suffering so far. I was spoiled by Vanguard.

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>"Feel free to talk to me any time you like, even if it's just to vent."

Why is he so friendly?

I want that blue tongue around my dick and my cum on his plates

cute butt

Tali go home, you're not even the right race.

>first Pathfinder to show up, get shit done
>he's been dealing with Nexus bullshit for over a year
>he knows you're going to suffer it too
>wants to help you succeed

Kandros is a nice boy.

>Kandros taking Sara out for drinks.
>Takes her back to his apartment to "vent" afterwards.

I like that she tries to trade war stories with Drack.

Is this a bug? I have interacted with all terminals before this, this is the door before PeePee was yelling something other side. I watched some stupid youtuber playthroughs and some guy didn't even interact with any terminals and he was able to open this door.

What is going on?

How heavily have you had to carry a team?

Never, user. That's not fanservicey enough for BioWare.

Those are clearly two geth with no discernable sex.

yikes, not that badly

I think my worst was a 10,000 point gap between me and second place

>ywn be accidentally hurt during sex by your 6'6 210 lbs plated raptor gf
>ywn hear her frantically apologizing
>ywn forgive her and reward her with more fucking and cuddling

>running around on Havarl
>she starts shrieking in joy as she charges things and omniblades them to death
ENEMIES
WE
NEED
ENEMIES

FORGOT IMAGE

I hate the spaghetti romance, I want a femtur that knows what she is doing in bed

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>Pat screaming about why they didn't send a probe
Lookin for things to get mad about.

Yeah well Sid isn't an option, too bad.

Vetra clearly does, she just doesn't know what she's doing in a genuine romantic relationship with a human.

Sucks that Sid isn't old enough

>Even Drack tells her she should probably calm down
What a missed opportunity. I guess Vetrafags got what they wanted, though.

God, fuck recent Pat. He's been forgetting the 'loveable' and doubling down on the 'asshole'.

>"Kid, I love ya, but...was your dad a Krogan?"

>bronze
what the fuck

>tfw Vetra would've been the Havoc if Drack had actually raised her

YES IT WAS A BUG - RELOADING A LATEST AUTOSAVE FIXED THE DOOR.

FUCKING BIOWARE HONESTLY.

IF YOU GO DOWN THE SLOPE WHERE YOU SEE THE PYRAMIDS IN THE DISTANCE YOU CAN WALK ALL THE WAY TO THE END. IF YOU FALL YOU WILL FALL THROUGH MAP AND GAME BUGS OUT.

This game is more and more like Aliens: Colonial Marines.

She still wouldn't look as cool.

Probably the same reason Tann gives you the Tempest and tries his best to get on your good side.

They can sympathize with your position of being thrust into a job you weren't prepared for.

Which seems to be the theme of ME: Andromeda what with you, Tiran and Jarun and the other replacements for the original pathfinders.

Am I missing something here?
Can't find the last 2 rocks for Hitting Rocks For Science.

Checked all planets.

>When the Turian waifu spends hours and hours in researching how human courtship works
>Organizes a date that is all smooth sailing, even you are surprised by it
>She gets mad that you didn't put the same effort into looking into turian traditions

>unprotected
THIS IS A CHRISTIAN BOARD

>he doesn't compare cock sizes with his waifu
come on best kruat; what are you fucking gay?

The reason why Tann gives you the tempest and tries to get on your good side is because he needs you to legitimize his leadership though. You can even point it out.

>The size difference

He has been getting insufferable in the podcast and dark souls lp as of late.

I don't like Smug Pat that much.

But still they do send Probes down to Habitat 7 don't they? And they don't get anything due to electrical interference.

What level are you?

no, but who could compare with Cora?

14. On Voeld.

She can carry mine and Vetra's surrogate child, if she wants. But only if I get to fuck it into her, none of this "Artificial Insemination" shit.

Was that last guy afk the whole time?

Will Kandros fuck a child into Vetra as well?

Yeah I know but you can sympathize with him based on what I said earlier when Tiran and Kesh come in, saying they are colleagues.

I mean yeah you can pick the other option and say all their voices matter, but the Nexus wasn't set up to be a democracy.

>Tfw actually falling into the meme of "Tann did nothing wrong"
Uh-oh

this is a blue board you sick fucks!

he had like a super shit connection.

If the long-range sensores are disturbed by the anomaly, any communication signal between a probe and the Hyperion is going to be disturbed by the anomaly too.

Did you check H-whatever?

>Vetra for Kandros
What about Liutenant Sajax

Drack
why do you think they get along so well

Is PeeBee's Remnant Scanner mission bugged out? I got the first bit of tech on Eos without an issue but now I'm on Havarl and shit's weird. I'm in the Vault where it's telling me to go but there's nothing here except a bunch of dead bodies, and my squad didn't comment on the dead bodies or anything.

Vetra won't want a kid.

how bout the helmet thing

So he just got mad at what he thought wasn't happening. Sounds about right.

Ever since the Switch debacle I'm unsure as to whether it's still an exaggerated act or he's just an actual piece of shit.

Woolie and desperate dreaming of the return of Liam are the only things keeping me going.

Yeah, pretty much this.

Fixing a crack is not the same as replacing the entire visor.

Did you open the door across the flash-forged bridge?

Oh, I see...

The SAM implant has a Quantum Entanglement Communicator. That's not disturbed by the anomaly because the signal does not travel through space.

why can't omni gel do that though, it does a lot more in me1

>fixing some cracks with laser
>manifesting a fuckload of missing glass from thin air

What?

Because omni gel disappeared from existence circa 2184

Either that or an omni tool on carries so much materials.

The omni-tool is supposed to be able to do that. That's actually what the omni-blade is.

Isn't the Omni-blade just a hard-light holographic construct?

I meant the reason why daddy ryder died, and how they showed that you can repair the helmet at the beginning of the level with an omni tool
>Because omni gel disappeared from existence circa 2184
ah ok, didn't know that.

I just wish people called him on his shit more often. Paige and Plague can.

>Paige's Andromeda Stream
>She's embarrassed by how boring it is and does RE7 the next night
Yeah I know that would be a bust. She was going to stream it for those animation memes but she didn't realize it's mostly conversations she's not interested in and shootan which she sucks at.

It wasn't her thing and she said as much. Still like her.

>That's actually what the omni-blade is.

>can breed with Cora
>can breed with Peepoo
>CAN'T BREED WITH VETRA

RAPTORFAGS ETERNALLY BTFO

You're in the room where you fought the Destroyer the first time through there, right?
iirc once you go to Havarl you run into some mercs, kill them, open a door and the girl's like WE WERE PAID TO GET HERE BEFORE YOU BUT I AIN'T DYIN' FOR THIS SHIT

Nope.

>The most common melee design is the "omni-blade," a disposable silicon-carbide weapon flash-forged by the tool's mini-fabricator. The transparent, nearly diamond-hard blade is created and suspended in a mass effect field safely away from the user's skin.

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The helmet is poorly designed. Breather apparatus should have been discrete from glass portion. It's weird they wouldn't have had some sort of redundancy built in on the glass either.

before it was a hairline crack, easily fixed my slightly melting the visor to seal the cracks.

the second time you literally had no visor and were already dying.

HURIAN!!!

That's not wrong, Mr. President. See