Volvo V90

>Volvo V90
>doesn't have 90 cylinders

>BMW i8
>Does not have straight 8 cylinder engine

>335
>3.0L

>Dodge Hellcat
>can't actually corner like a cat

>GT350
>350 what???

>Ford Fiesta
>definitely not a party

>Lincoln navigator
>Do not have a navigator installed

350 feet between the workshop and the office

>the same fucking radio and temp control as a base model crown victoria
I never realized just how much parts-binning Ford does until recently.

You should check out VAG

WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS

>Dodge Charger
>Isn't electric

V stands for station wagon and 90 is the model.

>isn't actually beetle

>Giulia
>Isn't a women
oh wait it is

>Ram
>would be heavily damaged in a front end collision

>Viper
>Actively tires to kill you
this one actually works

kek

>911
>can't fly into buildings

>shogun
>controls exactly zero Japanese military units

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Not sure if it flew, but it definitely went into a building.

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>911
>has murdered thousands of people

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>tuscan speed 6
>isn't Italian

>isn't a raider

underrated post

i thought those newer models of the wanker were exclusive to the middle east because theye still sell extremely well for what they are
huh

>Acura TL
>Doesn't have a teal body option

smart

>Neon
>No factory options for neons.

>Lexus RX series
>isn't powered by a rotary engine

fuckin kek

>pathfinder
Can't find paths

>SC300
2 liter engine, not supercharged

>Titan
Not the biggest truck or most powerful

>Prelude
Not the first Honda

>Taurus
Not a bull

at least they use durable high quality materials
wanna see bad? check out same era gm and chrysler. not only is it parts bin galore, everything is made of fisher price plastic. disgusting.

>capri
>not a goat

>Mustang Cobra
>not a half-horse half-snake chimera

That's why it's called hell cat dumbass

>2jzge
>3.0l
>2 liter engine
user why did you say this

but what will he cat?

>supra
>nothing super about it
wow

;^)

>Fiat Panda
>Isn't an animal

>vin diesel
>drives mainly petrol cars
how can he keep getting away with it?

>isnt a battleaxe

>chevy suburban
>ACTUALLY the size of a suburb

underraided
HAHAHAHHAHAHA

we have been through some tough times but this is the last straw

i can't trust you anymore

At least it charges your phone.

>Lincoln Pilot
>can't fly

Fuck wait I meant aviator

>Lincoln Aviator
>can't fly

>Dacia Duster
>Couldn't dust anything

>Ford Bronco
>Not a horse

>Mitsubishi space wagon
>Never go into space

>Ford Mustang
I think I'm noticing a pattern here

It's about as refined and lethal as one

>Celica
>Actually a silly car

Supra actually means Sup Brah, it's for stoners and faggots.

I'd rather ride an animal than be in a fucking Fiat Panda

Well of course it's not the first it's a PRELUDE

"an introductory performance, action, or event preceding and preparing for the principal or a more important matter"

Stupid.

>Viper GTS
>Not a hentai OVA

>plates
>255mph
What?

mad your riceshit gets btfo by muh v8

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What's Veeky Forums think of those V90s?

My boss drives one.

Turbocharged + supercharged 2L I4 (with another small air compressor motor to spool the turbo faster) sounds kind of neat, but a much much simpler NA V6 would do the job just as well with no downsides I think.

Otherwise, exterior is nice and interior is the best you can get in a modern car under 100k.

>Ninja 250
>isn't powered by 250 ninjas
>isn't Ninja number 250
>can't do 250
>isn't even 250 cc

I feel ripped off.

I think the idea was charger as in the war horse

>Ford Mustang GT350
>isn't powered by a 350 Chevy small block

>C350
>No 350
Anything would be better with a 350

>Chrysler LeBaron
>isn't actually a french baron

I do not believe so. A second cylinder bank with two cams more and probably at least one catalytic converter more is needed in v6. It would be bigger, hevier, thirstier and slower.

It would have to be at least 3,5 to 4 liters to have close to same amount of torque. 400Nm/295lbft from low as 2100 to 4500rpm.

>Lexus IS
>doesn't cut people's heads off :(

Kek

kek

V90 in that color is pure fucking sex.

>toyota 86
>can't even reach 86 mph

Um, yes it can. That is like 140 km/h. Lol

Please committ suicide.

6 SECOND 0-60 AND 140MPH TOP SPEED ISN'T SLOW FOR A FUN 4BANGER YOU GIANT FAAAAAAG

what are you rambling about?!?
the 90 stands for valves. It's an inline 4 with 90 valves. (15 per cylinder and every two cylinders have 15 double use valves that are used on both)

Crawl back to whatever shithole you came from, redditor.

provide please too much shit to go through

holy shit

Global warming is far worse than 9/11
In that sense, 911 is a great name for a combustion engine car.

It sure sounds like it is, since even a volvo wagon do it quicker than that.

The SC300 has a 3.0L, dummy.

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The $500k Ford GT has the same highlight control knob than my 2013 Focus.

It's a Hennessy venom, can probably go 255 mph I'm guessing
>his vanity plate doesn't have his top speed

This is a blue board user, get that filth out of here.

>AMC Eagle
>Heavy as shit and can't fly

>Ford Ka
>is actually a car, good job Ford

>Ford Pinto
yeah that's a thing ford did

underrated

>Ford Fiesta
>never get invited to parties

>Lancer Evolution
>Evolved itself out of existence

>isn't about trying combinations of breakfast cereals