/gerg/ - Giant Extreme Robots General

Hawken Actually Updated Edition

New /gerg/ game, from the makers of Shadowrun Returns
battletechgame.com/

Armored Core:
pastebin.com/Ek3kMtZW
pastebin.com/WSq32Amg
steamcommunity.com/groups/armoredcorevg

Mechwarrior Living Legends:
clanjadewolf.net/mwll/
mechlivinglegends.net/

Living Legends Server Stats (Use this to check if anyone is playing):
stats.spikx.net/mwll.html

The HAWKEN zombie marches on:
playhawken.com/

Heavy Gear Assault:
heavygear.com/
store.steampowered.com/app/416020

M.A.V. (Now with more Chromehound legal rights!)
bombdogstudios.com/blog/

MechWarrior Online:
mwomercs.com/

Cram in completely unbalanced civil era tech here:
mwomercs.com/civil-war

Rough Ride your new forklift here:
mwomercs.com/roughneck

Stab your spear you filthy tribal:
mwomercs.com/javelin

How to start MWO:
youtube.com/watch?v=imffSrJ4O7s

New Player's Guide to MWO (aka the Manual):
docs.google.com/presentation/d/1bmIEjECA6IbWRm92vmylZNv2QYVc5gXO7CT9jMITOrM/edit

Kong PodKast #25: Heavy Gear Stuff
kongkast.libsyn.com/kong-kast-25-gear-bays-black-market-and-pets-oh-my

MWO Mechlab:
mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab

MWO Heat Simulator:
keikun17.github.io/mwo_heat_simulator/

Kanajashi's Video Tutorials:
youtube.com/watch?v=RGPYOrhEFtg

Group Mumble Info:
kong.stepoff.com
port:7777

Other urls found in this thread:

mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=462&l=62e073b16e7d0b4414b3fc02fabe3a155fbc4509
mwomercs.com/tournaments
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Guys Lao Hu when?

rip

Quad mechs when?

if only some lights weren't so fucking HUGE they'd be better

NO MEMES BELOW THIS LINE
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Memes

Lao Hu Wen?
Quad mechs when because I want to ride into glorious battle inside of my trusty steed.
General Tso Wen?
Stinger and Wasp when?

>tfw you get 240/100 fiber and finally free yourself from the local monopoly ISP with shitty prices and rates, only to discover the CPE is the IT equivalent of gore porn.
>tfw they're gonna have to replace the CPE, redraw the fiber, redo every single plug, and it's gonna take them at least a whole fucking week.
>tfw you're stuck on stolen 0.4/0.02 internet that could go at any time.
>tfw polish ghetto technicians caused this.

I guess I need to keep a positive attitude. I mean, at least the place didn't burn down, miraculously enough.

...

nice blog

Why are IS assaults so slow

Because they don't know the proper Assault Mech armament is 5 Small Lasers to fit that 400 standard engine for maximum waddling.

Who /urbie/ here?
>only needed one KMDD
>got two
This thing is hilarious, and I'm glad this event happened and gave me a reason to finally get it.

because you're not putting big enough engines in them

So what's the secret challenge?

>Hawken Actually Updated Edition
D-does it mean it's not dead anymore?

You got that right. See you all in a week or two. I entrust caretaking of the general to my main man Whispers. We go way back.

You have to get a KMDD against an Urbie and get less than 100 damage in a map.

The reward is some warhorn I think.

RESPECT THE ROBOT

>have to work saturdays

i cant take it anymore make it stop pls

Fuck if I know how I got it, but yeah it's a warhorn. However, it's not a regular warhorn, as it seems to only activate when YOU get killed, instead of activating when you score a killing blow.

>We have started revisiting the PC platform’s backend systems again in preparation for the PC relaunch.

>PC relaunch

what do they mean with this?

>hawken announces it isn't dead on april 1st

Nope it's still a shambling corpse.

Implying Macaroni Economy will last

Guys is MWO p2w?

look what i found on the frontpage!
anybody tried this?

am I the only one triggered by these shitty cartoon art styles ?

hey sweetie

>tfw impulse bought linebacker
>omg a 97 kph heavy must be great
>shitcrow has more podspace
J U S T

I really liked Red Alert 3's art direction

Hello?

ok i think i'll go for shaqs again
which one to buy?
im gonna get the 2K and the 2H
i wanna try the 5M with UAC5+AC5 combo

does the "use all your ammo" challenge only work if you don't have any lasers?

I used all my ac ammo and got all the other parameters but still didn't get the challenge

thanks PIG for ruining yet another weekend with another stupid retarded even for shitters

Not sure. I got it with my hunch running nothing but UAC-20s. Lasers do show as having infinite ammo though, so it's possible you'd have to be running all ammo use weapons.

>willingly release mech that is undenyably bad
>make event all about that mech

i love this game so much
especially because it doesnt matter how well you do when your team is full of brain damaged autistic inbreds
we had a fucking 3 LPL atlas
thats all he fucking had
3 LPL and played the peekaboo game even when i literally beg him and his tier 5 shitter dire wolf friend to please support me on the frontline
NOPE
still at 95% and hiding trying to snipe at 800 meters with LPLs in a fucking ATLAS

I was running a hunch with UAC10's but I also have two small lasers on the front, I guess I'm going to have to strip them for the challenge

not sure what i did, but i got the secret prize

im tinking of bringing this to scouting

mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=462&l=62e073b16e7d0b4414b3fc02fabe3a155fbc4509

clanners can take 50 tonners?

It's alright for a bit of fun.

It isn't excellent however.

turns out that the awards just update on the hour, not straight away. I did get the cheevo

8xSRM4
should work okay, just watch for spoopy heat.

IS will out HP you, but there is nothing to be done about that.

Oh, yeah, I forgot to even consider that.

KONG DROPS RIGHT NOW GET IN MUMBLE

can i come in the kong discord and hang out a bit?
im at work and im lonely and bored as fuck

Fuck off dudebot

wew

Why is it so small?

Because it's Sean Lang the mech!

>k-kong strong

>being molasses

>shorter than a stack of 4 containers

the robot manlet

>fools warhorn
How does it look and sound?

lol I got the secret challenge

makes a sproing noise followed by some cackling. it only goes off when you die.

>it only goes off when you die
Oh.

Guys Lao Hu when?

dead

Why are there urbanmechs everywhere?

mwomercs.com/tournaments

Guys?

I love the Rule 63 Urbies.

#GayForUrbie

>Rule 63 Urbies
>hot urbies with mech sized titties
unf

where the fuck are the drops it's the weekend you losers

>No Maskirovka access
WTF I love Discord now

dutch power grab baka

There's a discord?

Yes but you must ask a Kong Lord for access, as they must run a background check on you if you are worthy of the invite.

Highly unlikely. I convinced cocaine to ban 2-3+ randoms saying they were likely you for lolz. He will ban on sight.

Wait, that's the secret prize?

How do I ask the konglord?

And is this a /gerg/ discord or just a Kong discord?

Looks like it's roughly the same height as the Rifleman. Nothing out of the ordinary for a 65 ton manwalker.

discord.gg/rT2Ne

kong drops happening all new friends welcome

Neg this is confirmed to be an alternative fact

No. I put it in there because it was supposed to be an april fools joke OP.

I suppose it was in bad taste to make fun of the dead.

Such is life in the Innersphere.

kong getting wrecked in group queue right now #embarassing

the mistake was assuming that anyone would be able to tell the difference or care

finally home..jesus fucking christ..
also twin LB10 3 MPL Kike bretty gud
btw where is my personal discord invite?

discord.gg/DyaBX

>Implying im falling for that

What do you mean this is the kong discord???

Very elaborate prank. Almost like it's the actual thing.

fuck off laser angel

Wait, it's the actual thing? Shit.

>tfw it says I'm not welcome there
Why does nobody like me? I didn't even say anything.

because they are autistic and you are invading their seekruut club ;^)

Shut the fuck up... You.

Who are you?

kong drops happening

RIGHT NOW!

URBIE FUCK YEAH
Also you have to join the waiting room to be added, just fyi.

i am (You)

Yes and for everyone wondering why, it's because so we can pick the best players to play with we don't want any fucking noobs desu

But you are the noobs, desu.

>kong average shitters
>best players

yeah the best of the garbage

>best players
>have "very efficient" jenner player on team

I want Div E to go and stay go

you beg to get back in kong and this is how you treat us? shake my head

>implying 99% of kong isnt a compact pile of tier 5 pug shitters

just stating the facts fampai