if only some lights weren't so fucking HUGE they'd be better
Daniel Moore
NO MEMES BELOW THIS LINE ________________________________
Aiden Rivera
Memes
Angel Gutierrez
Lao Hu Wen? Quad mechs when because I want to ride into glorious battle inside of my trusty steed. General Tso Wen? Stinger and Wasp when?
Liam Robinson
>tfw you get 240/100 fiber and finally free yourself from the local monopoly ISP with shitty prices and rates, only to discover the CPE is the IT equivalent of gore porn. >tfw they're gonna have to replace the CPE, redraw the fiber, redo every single plug, and it's gonna take them at least a whole fucking week. >tfw you're stuck on stolen 0.4/0.02 internet that could go at any time. >tfw polish ghetto technicians caused this.
I guess I need to keep a positive attitude. I mean, at least the place didn't burn down, miraculously enough.
Jordan King
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Brandon Rodriguez
nice blog
Levi Clark
Why are IS assaults so slow
Jaxson Hughes
Because they don't know the proper Assault Mech armament is 5 Small Lasers to fit that 400 standard engine for maximum waddling.
Evan Lee
Who /urbie/ here? >only needed one KMDD >got two This thing is hilarious, and I'm glad this event happened and gave me a reason to finally get it.
Evan Thompson
because you're not putting big enough engines in them
Robert Ortiz
So what's the secret challenge?
Tyler Harris
>Hawken Actually Updated Edition D-does it mean it's not dead anymore?
Ayden Thompson
You got that right. See you all in a week or two. I entrust caretaking of the general to my main man Whispers. We go way back.
Angel Young
You have to get a KMDD against an Urbie and get less than 100 damage in a map.
The reward is some warhorn I think.
Jonathan Martinez
RESPECT THE ROBOT
Thomas Gutierrez
>have to work saturdays
i cant take it anymore make it stop pls
Jeremiah Ward
Fuck if I know how I got it, but yeah it's a warhorn. However, it's not a regular warhorn, as it seems to only activate when YOU get killed, instead of activating when you score a killing blow.
Chase Gonzalez
>We have started revisiting the PC platform’s backend systems again in preparation for the PC relaunch.
>PC relaunch
what do they mean with this?
Isaac Rogers
>hawken announces it isn't dead on april 1st
Nope it's still a shambling corpse.
Carter Morales
Implying Macaroni Economy will last
Logan Powell
Guys is MWO p2w?
John Thompson
look what i found on the frontpage! anybody tried this?
Jacob Martin
am I the only one triggered by these shitty cartoon art styles ?
Hudson Morris
hey sweetie
>tfw impulse bought linebacker >omg a 97 kph heavy must be great >shitcrow has more podspace J U S T
Carson Nelson
I really liked Red Alert 3's art direction
Chase Bennett
Hello?
Carter Campbell
ok i think i'll go for shaqs again which one to buy? im gonna get the 2K and the 2H i wanna try the 5M with UAC5+AC5 combo
Michael Johnson
does the "use all your ammo" challenge only work if you don't have any lasers?
I used all my ac ammo and got all the other parameters but still didn't get the challenge
Caleb Wilson
thanks PIG for ruining yet another weekend with another stupid retarded even for shitters
Hunter Williams
Not sure. I got it with my hunch running nothing but UAC-20s. Lasers do show as having infinite ammo though, so it's possible you'd have to be running all ammo use weapons.
Jaxon Cooper
>willingly release mech that is undenyably bad >make event all about that mech
Wyatt Carter
i love this game so much especially because it doesnt matter how well you do when your team is full of brain damaged autistic inbreds we had a fucking 3 LPL atlas thats all he fucking had 3 LPL and played the peekaboo game even when i literally beg him and his tier 5 shitter dire wolf friend to please support me on the frontline NOPE still at 95% and hiding trying to snipe at 800 meters with LPLs in a fucking ATLAS
Benjamin Edwards
I was running a hunch with UAC10's but I also have two small lasers on the front, I guess I'm going to have to strip them for the challenge