/4ccg/ - Kong edition

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>2017 Spring Export/Draw Dates:
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>Babby Deadline: May 5th
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benis

Fuck /a/

this combo is great but it reminds me i still need to find out a way to get a proper list of boards at the top that includes news/qa/trash etc. why are there no internal links to meta boards

So now that the obvious April festivities are out of the way it's time to talk about something less important.

Running a fetus with 11 teams is obviously a dumb idea, the format is screwy as hell and having a weird number of teams leads to uneven groups so we're going to have to do something about it.

Because of this we're just going to throw /k/ into the fetus since they're the lowest performing team from Autumn (let's face it they deserve this) and make a nice even 12 team event that will last an entire weekend.

Fake Lear does much better shitposts than real Lear. #notlear for commish when?

This but unironically please.

Name something wrong with this image
Protip: You can't
#32teams

/s4s/ and [e] are still there, meaning two teams that can't make an aesthetic export to save their own lives.

>Kong
overpriced booze.

The Kong!

>/e/
>/s4s/
>/u/

/k/ B T F O If serious post, doubt it though.

>Veeky Forums
>/pol/

In terms of fanbase and relevance to the 4CC, I'd swap /mlp/ for /e/, but leave [s4s] and /u/.

[s4s] still exists

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This better not be real.

*inflates fetus to 100x you're uterus*
Try to abort THIS, mortal... *braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*

its april fools day

/r9k/ exists. Veeky Forums is gone.

Speaking of which, come commentate our invitational today!
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oh boy, /c/ ran out of catgirls and doggirls and are now in furry territory

>implying its not a bunch of third party shitters visiting the new meme board
the /an/ poll also got posted

I hope not.

cock poster " this is awful i just wanted to argue about bread with other autistic people"

Where do you see these fake boards?

I normally lurk through Veeky Forums but I'm gonna avoid it today, fuck all that /co/ posting.

I hope they saved all the old threads and restore them tomorrow. I was all set to make Pakistani food today

what do you mean "I hope not." this isn't up for debate, check your calender
it IS April 1st

its still there for me senpai

if you directly go Veeky Forums/ck as in through the URL its still there, this is all just happening in parrelel

>page 9

>no /jp/ /a/ merge

Tag Team Cup has gotten out of hand

theres a really good shoebill thread going on

>mfw I was already in that thread before you linked it

page 9

/can/ in TTC4 when?

Just make a KF team if you want so badly.

Dont fucking tempt me

Nobody knows or cares who you are, though, so this is a pretty weak attempt at a joke.

Hi, I'd like to announce my retirement as /jp/ manager. /jp/ has been on recline since 2006, and I can't manage a team for a board I haven't browsed since forever. I'll leave the team on the hands of the other managers, I'm sure they'll do fine.

But not everything is bad news. I've spoken with Lear and he has agreed to let me create and manage a new team, for a board that truly represents the 2D/Random spirit. See you in Spring!

dank

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#300teams

Oh ye of little faith.

go /touhou/!

hue

I'm willing to revise my previous statement to "Nobody cares who you are"

He's in /AesCo/ and made /jp/ a respectable team after years of mediocrity
I care

Who lifelong /x25px/?

Seems pretty good desu.

Should he put on a mask?

I'm in /AesCo/ yeah, but /jp/ was a team effort.

POWER RANKINGS WHEN

>April Fool's Day
>Becomes a circlejerk of sucking manager dick

"ok"

/drw/
>POWERGAP
/browns/ amazingly enough huh who woulda thunk it
>POWERGAP
who cares

>Becomes

I'm pleased to announce a few things.
Firstly, the return of a classic team as I'm stepping up as manager of /cgl/. As some of you know I have a history of cosplaying so its a perfect fit. And I'm also pretty experienced in creating drama.

Secondly I'm pleased to introduce a future invitational, the ded team bowl. All ded teams play in it, but the special thing is that everyone can manage every participating team at any time. It will be a lot of fun.
Also the return of the Unfriendlies before summer, and of course officially unsanctioned. Banned teams will be /jp/, /mlpol/ and /vip/. The combined boards should play as their new form but I don't wanna be strict.

Thirdly it is a great pleasure of mine to present our first european RigCon as part of germanys biggest anime convention Connichi on 22th to 24th september in Kassel. RigCon will stretch during the later of those days and include a meet&greet (and fuck if you are attractive and female/trap) with multiple cup pesonalities like myself, GermanBro, Dusty, GoldTiger, Craig, BasedNickLeddy, 13 out of 17 DragonFag personas and Lear. There will also be a Q&A, a live rigging contest (winner gets to be rigged to win next cup and win signed pictures of dropped colonies) and a ball pit. Due to the rules of the convention area, don't bring dragon dildos or moist nuggets and pray that Sharia Law hasn't been put in place yet.

So we have an astonishing year ahead. More later, but I wanted to bring the news as far as I can.

Hey here's an idea. Go away.

Where can I buy tickets to RigCon

No no being surly isn't an april fool's joke. That's every day stuff.

I want Tenko to touch me

i saw that, thought "Kiling Floor" and then died when i realised it was Kemeno Friends, r.i.p /kfg/

Lear will later talk more about it. We currently discuss several ways to order tickets as some are set on bitcoins and others on patreon.

I will be wearing a fluffy cosplay just for you.

where my /mlpol/ fans at?

they're normally on /mlp/

Goddammit Lear if you want to make this somewhat believeable at least throw /g/ in the fetus because they did worse than /k/ in Autumn. Although /k/ deserve to be there unironically anyway because they didn't even win a game in PES16

I heard this team needed a manager

You heard wrong.

Contact Lear.

Nah

is sports kino?

fuck off cf you can't come back now that cemedy's gone

as if anyone else wants to manage them
cf is the only choice they have

hello canada fag

For you.

>tfw you are manaing 6 teams and nobody knows it.

come join the /hm/ council instead

Give link

stop shilling your glory hole, gman

No we need him on the /3/ council, we're running short on numbers here.

>/kanker/ already eliminated

Guess /a/ is fucked

discord.gg/2mT7g

/p/ discord

It's not, but needs some Soviet help and GD shenanigans.

You need to make a bigger discord room, I can't get in, there's already too many people in there.

If /hanny/-/rgb/ is a draw or /fgog/ do anything but lose they're done, only the best runner up advances

Fugg you're right.

Take out /e/ and put in Veeky Forums and you're actually 100% golden

t. San Marino

Which commentator would you want to hear bedtime stories from?

In all seriousness Tenko
I feel like he'd get really into it and go nuts

Tenko.

Send me a link to a bedtime story and I see what I can do.

Just make an audio book senpai, no need to limit yourself to just bedtime stories

OH YEA! THATS THE SHIT!

-Filthy Frank

>tfw your shitty team that only participated in some shitty invitational is in the top row

You know what? The Omega Cup should be 256 teams! Not just 128

The problem with fakkin boolsheet needing different teams per event is that there are some serious trash teams.

Does anyone have the gif/webm of some players lying down injured and then Dabbing Dembele walked in front of all of them dabbing

This?