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>I've been inactive, what did I miss over the past x years
runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Update:Game_updates
>Latest Patch Notes
services.runescape.com/m=forum/a=12/l=0/sl=0/forums.ws?15,16,863,65894952
>Previous week Patch Notes
services.runescape.com/m=forum/a=12/l=0/sl=0/forums.ws?15,16,542,65890651
>Mining & Smithing Rework Design Documents
services.runescape.com/m=forum/forums.ws?16,17,641,65878961
>Luck rework documents
docs.google.com/document/d/1T-IBMnYsPBFETiZq7cNem_SpUnNHE7RXvn4MHpN9enY/edit

first for schumi

1st for me

oh wait

tfw monday's update is shit

tfw April is shit

Jagex have changed to doing fewer big updates because people asked for it and invention release was a trainwreck

Compfags fucked the whole thing up.
Jagex should just delete the HLF already.

autists ruin everything

If you weren't a shitter that isn't maxed in 2017 you'd know that the HLF is even deader than this general and that it hasn't seen any jmod activity in like five years

They carried out raids on the polls for invention from there.

tfw no supa cool cape

>he doesn't have a classic cape

>implying classic cape means anything with jagex opening the sekreit club so often

All capes are meaningless, the classic cape is just the best looking.

i haven't played this game in ages, and back then all i did was dungeoneer/flip my way to the next bond. any reason to come back?

post cute rs girls

how about you do something productive with your life instead.

Theres some new quests that are neat I guess.

someone post the slutwear compilation

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I'm biased ok

on a scale from 1 to beach, how slutty will the spring event thing be?

Ebin

are frosties still botted to hell?

fug didn't mean to reply to you

1, it looks to be a fairly normal spring fair with cotton candy and such.

How can they sell keys and runecoins without slutty stuff though?

like your mother die

jesus christ what the hell happened to muh rs

You'll weep when you see the furries

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Terminal cancer and a chinese mining company

>implying it wasn't the american venture capitalists

*Jews
It was them, but now it's the chinks.

rude

Don't worry, I love you user!

>it will be a g-string and one band-aid on each nip

holy shit muh dick
who wants to be my rs slut? i got a few mil

>a few mil

that'll get you like 5 minutes lmao

how much will 10k green salamanders get me?

A single PM with a winky face in it

A rimjob and a blowy from 10,000 green salamanders.

this is the true runescape experience

sluts everywhere

for a few mil i'll do anything 4 u
i'm dirt poor beggar at this point

>decide to come back to RS after 10 years
>player-owned ports seems fun
>want to try it out
>need to get a skill to 90
>decide to try out fishing since its my favorite
>one of the slowest skills to level
>mfw

Im already level 87 and my autism can handle it.
Any tips for player-owned ports?

Don't bother with trade good voyages until the last or second last region. If you unlock a new region when you haven't unlocked everything from a previous region focus on the recently unlocked region until you start getting the more difficult missions.
Do scroll voyages whenever they appear as they scale with your last unlocked region.

Are they ever going to reopen classic servers again?

Just do them, it's not too hard.

extremely unpopular opinion ahead

do not click if you're easily offended

araxxor path 1 isn't actually that bad when using ranged

Probably

Don't have a clue but they seem decently populated, considering. 40+ people on worlds 2-4 and 28 on the veteran server

More than when I last played

Considering the last time they said it was the last time they were going to open them, they opened them the following year, probably.

Most likely bots.

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w e w

Isn't 1 the fastest and easiest for all styles? That's not really unpopular

>when using ranged
>using ranged

anyway, top path should never be a problem, bottom is the only annoying one

no?

1 is by far the hardest and longest path

I think you have it backwards, 1 conventionally refers to top path not bottom

yes

top is the minion path retard

minions are much harder than standing in an acid pool or afking in shadows and take much longer to disperse

That's wrong though, top by far the fastest path and you also take less damage than bottom

fuck off retard

?

you're wrong

now tell me your ingame name so i can add you to ignore

>Died at Telos again
>Lost like 10 hours worth of streaking
>Friends and clanmates shit out orb drops on sub 500 enrage on a daily basis

your own fault for being a retard

:^)

windalgo.

delete

bartin

Easiest way to max thieving from 82?

Pyramid plunder until you can do priff.

PP then dwarves for fastest xp or elves for comfy afk

What if I actually hate pyramid plunder tho

>Tfw done with all comp reqs except 120 dungeon
>Tfw 102 dungeon still

Buy spins

Sinks and dailies

You could do what I did like a big ol' dummy and just PP until you're level 85-86, then boost with lurker for dwarves.

will virtual slayer levels work for hydrix dragons or are we gonna have to boost regardless?

Have to boost

Shit still takes too long senpai

Got to start eventually.

excellent
i'd hate to have killed a bunch of chompies for nothing

>marathoning a heavily modded game of factorio while training cooking on my other monitor
>been going for so long that I've started hallucinating a mix of conveyor belts and xp popups
This is life.
This is the summit of man.
Nothing can beat the comfy I have now

But will they be any good?

GIT
U
D

At the very least he'll make a quick buck selling the pies on monday.

i know we're dealing with jagex here, but the fact that you have to pay gems to go kill them off-task makes me hope they'll be really nice money makers, at least for the first few days

Are you an ironmeme?

>Poorpriest armor, Dragon Rider lance, Abyssal Wand/Orb, Royal Crossbow
>95+ in all combat stats
>93 Herblore
>150M
What do I do next? Pursue t90 weapon and my choice of armor? Overloads? Something else?

Focus on getting better gear.

Overload, as long as you have a set of T70 then you are fine for quite a while. Having overload opens up the end game. Armor really isn't "that" important to weapon and lance is good enough for almost everything.

no, but i don't want to pay a shitload of money to get pies on monday

Replace shit gear for mage and range.
Get all three nex sets.
If combat stats doesn't include prayer, get that to 95.
Get ogreloads.

is there anything good anymore to flip in this game? Everything is like alch price

Yes

Augmented Nex or augmented t90 armour in general?

In that order? I'm just wondering what I should do as my next move.
>Prayer
Long finished. Training took fucking forever but was worth it.

What armors should I be augmenting and disassembling for memeventioin?

Nex is fine for most stuff but malevolent is worthwhile for melee rax/gwd2 since it's pretty cheap

pls gz