/lolg/ League of Legends General

eyosongive.us

Fertile wife edition

>TL can't function without karthus
top keke lmao if GCU can't beat TL they don't deserve to be in challenger

First for best boi
Apathy sucks

xth for Syndra

Is your main THICC?

>the power just went out in my dorm
welp i'll see you guys later

happy april fools!

>Vayne above Nidalee

no?

Fuck non-binary gameplay thinking your kit should get you out of every situation is fucking retarded. Sometimes playing well means adapting and not putting yourself in situations that are bad.

oh boy tank assassins

Remember to ask your teammates for help during Ranked matches.

Gee boss I dunno, Azirs got some thighs.

>want to play
>don't have time to wait 20 minutes and then play a full game
>want to play more ranked but know that playing ranked will increase the likelyhood I get leaver'd again

>go mid
>do well
>get a kill on rock throwing big nose
>bot losing
>suddenly they both come mid start taking my farm
>then jungler starts taking my farm
>they all die
>i leave mid and just let it fall apart
>go bot and farm
>go top and farm more
>push a few towers
>go mid again
>everyone still there trying to stop the yasuo
>ult and kill him because hes garbage
>go back to anywhere but mid
>all this time zac is flaming since lobby as seen here
>post game ez apologized for this
>zac got banned afterwards
yeah boi
i love blindpick

I feel like Akali is better than a B..

No. I don't want to burden my jungler.

>NA is fucking pitiful as always
>Tank Fizz
>Tank Kha'zix

>>get a kill on rock throwing big nose
I thought you meant malphite

>tfw first pick top
>pick almost literally any meta top
>enemy picks teemo
Just fucking kill me.

cutest boy~

no hes swole mountain that skipped leg day

>DV last season
>have to climb plat again
>my bot throws away level 2 to leash me as I retreat ping them
>I'm WW
>they go 0/12 in lane vs Vayne

This is going to be rough isn't it

rate my toxicity

If you're losing lane you should be playing safer and letting your Jungler focus on getting the rest of the map ahead.

>implying that any of the NALCS teams are anywhere near as bad as origen
loving
every
laugh

>playing ranked will increase the likelyhood I get leaver'd again
>leaving is fully under your conscious control
:thinking:

Just give kits multiple uses but make those uses mutually exclusive so that a champ can't do everything at once.
>our Ez arcane shifts away and gets caught anyway and dies
>their Ez combos W into E, giving themselves bonus attack speed while also getting the damage portions of W and E off for maximum DPS and somehow comes out unscathed

Y'know like that.

post full log you fag
copy -> notepad -> replace "name" with nothing -> paste to pastebin

i got permabanned twice, both times are minor salt. its great to see how much of a hugbox it is

Post yfw GCU turns the series around and Team Liquid Shit is relegated

Uh, SKT literally just played tank Fizz before NA LCS started.

Get used to it because it's becoming meta too.

>You will never slam Riven's ass behind a dumpster

It hurts bros

Man that might have been the best game of LoL ever.

No....that's a good feeling. I never want to do that.

I'm more likely to leave a ranked game than a normal game because I more easily get upset since I'm both playing against better people and the stakes are higher.

undeserved win

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12 year old on xbox live / 10

>Nidalee
>Thiccer than Vayne
>Vayne who has a tumble

you seem to have read the first line but not the second

NV is actually getting relegated. NV suck dick too. Where's your hate boner for them?

>"Hurr hurr Urgot, I'm going to hop on you with muh mobility and trade with you!"
>They wonder why they come out of the trade with half health while I'm almost at full

trying my first draft the wait is almost four minutes, going with top or support does that seem ok?

play til 5 then go to work at 6pm or just not do work at all today and do it tomorrow

Reminder DL gets 500k if TL wins this

Logs like these remind me I'm sharing a thread with actual children.

literal child/10

NV isn't as funny because you don't have multiple "good" pros careers going down the shitter.

I'm more likely to choose to leave a ranked game than I am to choose to leave a normal because I have little to no mental and emotional fortitude to persevere through playing badly and I'm more likely to play badly in a ranked game.

yes

>doubleshit relegated
Please

Have you considered playing single player games?

>put real bonafide effort into my shitposts
>try something new every day, only pressing submit when i feel that my post has been blessed by the muses
>no one even reads them
>meanwhile these histrionic circus freaks get easy (You)s despite having the charisma of a garden vegetable
goodbye /lolg/

>Team Liquid are going to get relegated because Matt didn't polymorph the 30% health enemy AD when he made a last ditch effort to kill Doublelift and save the Nexus
One of the worst bed shittings I've ever seen.

>Nidalee is so thick she has to split her thickness between two forms

At least be funny if you're going to be a little faggot dude.

? Why
I assume people take Stormraiders for the extra MS to continue/disengage a fight, but against meta midlaners you won't get that Q off this easily without eating a lot of poke if you don't have the MS quints. And if you do, why would you need stromraiders?

You already have pool and if you have the MS quints you won't eat cc easily anyway

Hey! It'll never happen.

DL would go back to TSM he's basically on loan to ensure TL doesn't get relegated

ok but it's still completely under your own self-control. you can always, you know, just not quit. this isn't even a matter of gitting gud. you literally just don't alt-f4 and then you don't quit.

>TSM is just gonna pick doublelift up after the split

Doubleshit doesnt give a fuck

WHO /GCU/ HERE?

FUCK TL
FUCK DOUBLELIFT
FUCK PIGLET
Matt is alright I guess
FUCK LOURLO
I actually like Reignover, he was my favorite player from Immortals

Would you let Jinx ride you and cum on your tummy?

This is a kinkou ninja.

post old lolg memes like mmo twitch

The only good Pro on TL getting "relegated" is Lourlo

Piglet is a feeding shitter and Doublelift joined a team already doomed to go to relegations and isn't a permanent part of the team.

Have you considered suicide or just growing some balls?

xth for Cute Ashe

TL Fiesta Edition

>grinding wolves like its an mmo

>somebody leaves four minutes into the game
>spend another forty in a literal 4v5
>enemy team gets a pick
>BM in /all as they push objectives we can't even attempt to defend

...

What has lourlo done aside from being a bit of a shitter when forced to play around piglet. The same thing which happened to EVERY TL toplaner while piglet was adc?

MS quints don't have as large of an immediate impact as you think they do.

>poke comp
>pick rengar
Uhhh

I already do that, I play and am fairly good at a lot of mechanically demanding games like Wonderful 101, I just have this extreme problem with failure and competitiveness that compels me to play competitive games, and yet feels me with such significant feelings of worthlessness and ineptitude when I'm not good at them that I have to quit playing for the sake of relieving that anxiety.

upset 12 year old/10
go hang yourself

>Riven smells worse than the dumpster

Thigh user here. That is some good logic I'll legitimately consider.

She isn't going to be S-tier but maybe I was a bit hard on Nidalee.

i would let jinx grind on either of my pelvic bone protrusions until she comes. then i flip her over and show her how to really shoot faster.

>girl
ok fag

Reminder that if he actually did this you would be accountable for murder

Do you play locked or unlocked screen

Or are you one of those semilocked fags

weirdly long toes outta 10

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nice leg hair

gross
nothing I hate more than finger toes

>good logic
your list is shit and you should kys

should i buy rp or buy diablo 3 to play with a friend

>those toes
that isn't a girl

embrace your sexuality, we won't judge

Did you paint the nails yourself?
They look horrible.

>that leg hair
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

Please tell me this is you and you painted your toenails and its not actually a girl

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>banning Maokia

It's like they want to lose

RP RP PR RP RP RP

fun game

did people used to spec randoms?
t-this wasn't a pro game right

why isnt warwick picked in lcs

>no snek

What are your favorite educational streamers/youtubers for each role, /lolg/?

So far I really like SRO for top lane.

There used to be constantly rotating high elo soloQ games for spectating in the client and they removed it.

There was a low elo stream (SaltyTeemo?) that /lolg/ watched when it first launched. That was from one of those games.