I'm a really nice guy but girls won't date me. What car should I drive that shows people that I am a really nice guy?

Get a Miata.

Women always have a gay friend. You can be that gay friend.

>I'm a really nice guy but girls won't date me.
Showed this to my wife. She says you are not actually nice.

2009 toyota prius

ultimate car for signalling what a cuck you are

Would a mean guy drive this? I rest my case

Nice Guys Finish Last.

You're Running out of Gas.

Your sympathy will get you left behind.

>nice guys finish last
I think you're confusing nice with being passive aggressive

>He can't even recognize green day lyrics.

No wonder you can't get laid.

Girls don't like nice guys. They want either good looking guys, rich guys, or socially dominant guys.

If you weren't right, I'd say you were projecting

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The car and girls; a treatise on autism and dating for posterity

Regarding ‘getting girls’ with a car alone, with exception to specific sorts (i.e. gold diggers, girls with daddy issues, car grrrls, etc.) give up. Your oneitis isn’t going to be impressed by a leased new Audi A3 or your clapped out ‘drift spec’ Nissan 240SX. In dating, the ride home is round where you only stand to lose points.

To get this out of the way, a Ferrari or Lamborghini whatever will easily pull a gold digger. A brand new Audi A3 or BMW 3 Series might do the same, but as soon as she figures out it’s a base model she’s gone. Just get Veeky Forums and use Tinder for an easy screw, or get an escort. It’s cheaper and there’s less effort involved. If she has daddy issues drive an old whatever her father drove, or a cuck truck. Trucks are like SUVs for men but this can work since chicks like SUVs because they think they’re safer in a crash or some shit. If she’s a ‘car grrrl’ and goes to hardparks, drives a riced out 90s Honda Civic hatch, vapes, etc. just import a manual Nissan R32 Skyline GTS-t or better.

Now for regular non-shit girls none of this shit really applies, except for the exotic cars. But that just outs them as gold diggers anyway. If you’ve managed to get her into a car with you in the first place you’re probably not a complete sperg and there’s a little bit of hope. You’ve made it to the worst round of the dating game. This will consist of two elements; the car and the drive.

Girls don’t appreciate cars in the same way guys will. Having a more expensive car makes only a slight difference here, and how fast it is means less to her than it does to you and your mates. She isn’t going to find a Subaru WRX STi anywhere near as comfortable as something like an optioned out brand new Toyota Camry, even if the Camry is dull as dogshit to drive. Newer cars make a better impression, but a clean older car isn’t bad either.

To provide an example, in order of impression from best to worst;

>BMW 3 Series, new
>Toyota Camry, new
>BMW E9x**, clean
**It wasn’t that Elliot Rodger was obviously relying on a base model 3 Series to pull girls as much as him being so autistic that he wouldn’t talk to them in the first place. The silly cunt expected them to come to him. Have some initiative and you’ll be fine.

>Toyota Camry, older but clean
>Subaru WRX STi, new
>BMW E36, clean
>Nissan 240SX, clean
>Toyota Camry, filthy
>BMW E36, filthy***
***Povo spec ‘luxury’ is just embarrassing because it outs you as a badge whore

>Subaru Impreza or Nissan 240SX, drift spec and covered in weeb stickers
>Honda Civic****, $3k MANUAL LIKE A RASEKAR
****An immaculately clean EK9 would be up there between a clean E36 and 240SX. We’re assuming shitheap spec, like what your average Veeky Forumstist drives

*Substitute 3 Series or Camry with whatever upmarket or regular commuter you have, and Imprezas and S-chassis with other boyracer bait and meme cars
*Apply stereotypes too. If an undesirable group (niggers, poorfags, etc.) drives something and everyone knows it, she’ll immediately think the same
*Everything here applies to trucks too. Newer and cleaner ones are better than smoke spewing shitheaps

You don’t want something with an interior falling to bits, or the footwells littered with Maccas takeaway packaging and other rubbish. And unless she’s also into it, weeb stickers will just creep her out. Chicks correlate newer vehicles with better safety ratings and shit and everything’s probably in better condition in an E9x than an E36 in the first place. They also don’t know shit about engines; most don’t actually know what a V8 is, though they’ll feel the difference in the drive if they’ve been in a V6 model of something as well as the V8.

As for the drive, this is what can make or break things. You can have a brand new BMW 3 Series and still fuck it up. Drive skilfully, and not like a boyracer, and do not talk up how fast your car is. This just makes getting chopped at the lights all the more embarrassing.

If some idiot in a riceburner revs at you, ignore it the first time. If you meet up at the lights again and you are driving something quicker than him (like a Ford Mustang V6, even,) give it enough gas to smoothly reach the speed limit before him and incite him into doing a loser flyby. If you can’t win, don’t engage in the pissing contest in the first place. Don’t fuck up turns, merging, or parking. Not being shit at driving is expected of a man.

Regarding manual (standard, stick, etc.) transmissions, she’s only going to notice if you’re shit at it. Just shift smoothly and don’t fuck up and stall. This is no different to the rest of the trip to wherever. You’re going to look like a tool if you drag someone at the lights and lose, and revving all the way to 4k rpm before shifting won’t impress her.

Ultimately, if you’re an incel, an /r9k/ regular, or otherwise autistic none of this matters if you can’t get a girl on the hook in the first place. Just hire an escort.

Have you been laid yet?

I would assume you can answer that as a big fat fucking NO.

How are you any place but last you fucking idiot. Trade in your car and buy a rope.

Replying to your b8 because I'm bored
Don't buy a car that makes you look nice.
Buy a car that makes you stand out.
A lot of old cars that have a really unique look can be had for under 10K
It won't be as reliable as your civic, so keep the civic and save that money until you can get a decent looking classic. You can learn how to fix it too since it'll be simpler than today's cars.
Stacey won't know what the fuck it's worth or what it is she'll just know you as the guy who drives that cool old car.

>Stacey won't know what the fuck it's worth or what it is she'll just know you as the guy who drives that cool old car
Or she'll know you as the autist who owns some old shitheap and stares at his feet and mumbles. He'll probably go on a shooting spree someday, the way he's headed. Virgin at 22 and all.

A happy car, not a manchild boiracer toy.

Fiat 500

>manchild boiracer toy
Someone's projecting. Did a vaper steal your girl?

Just use Uber Black

t. not an Uber driver

Idk, you can buy something like a 60's comet or fairlane or something, they look really neat I think. My dad's 65 caliente gets lots of looks but it's the robins egg blue color so maybe that's why

Just be yourself bro. I drive some shitheap truck and 9 outta 10 woman notice me. I'm pretty avg too, the basic 6ft (prob 6' 2" in cowboy boots) 165lbs, and I still get waves and smiles as well as them coming up to me in the supermarket to talk.

Don't buy stupid cringe shit to wear either. Boots + jeans and a logo free tshirt or nice floral western shirt is the way to go. Always go for the black cowboy hat too as straw looks worn as fuck after being out in the sun after a couple months.

The only nice pro about the truck is it weeds out materialistic women cause they wont want your broke ass. also, it's great for kayaking/biking and shit for cheap dates. my rule is if they want to spend time with me it's okay but over $40 and they're paying for their own way.

Don't trade. Selling it will get you way more money.

>white """"men""""
holy shit lol

Loose or pouches

Don't get me started on niggers and all the crazy shit involved in their "game"

You can only get away with laughing at us if you're latino. Your women shut the fuck up and cook for you and raise the children and all you have to do is work. Lucky cunts.

Pouches are for Nancy fags

>being a degenerate
no thanks fag. enjoy your pop country.

>Your women shut the fuck up and cook
lmao you've never visited Tejas obviously. latina women look like shit after 25 and their cooking is shit wrapped in corn which is what causes them to be morbidly obese after 25.

Latina women have sex with niggers while you work in a corn field to support your wife's son.

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>t. cuck

can't dodge the rodge

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tesla or prius

>Cars
>Getting laid
Ho boy here we go again.

there is a video somewhere on youtube where 2 guys drive a brand new lambo and a shitty rat rod
all the guys look at the lambo
but the rat rod gets the girls
on a related note, i noticed that my super old rusty mate black beetle and my yellow T3 campervan are real pussy magnets

Hey Veeky Forums, what's the general perception of wagons compared to sedans? Is the wagon for the poor working man while the upper class drive sedans or something? (I'm comparing body styles alone here)

Wagons are goat to most other car guys becuase of rarity, although they look at poorly by anybody else.

/thread

unless you're picking up old guys