$2.09 regular unleaded

>$2.09 regular unleaded
>$2.99 premium unleaded
>car requires premium

There are these things called jobs

...

>car has tranny
>no penus found

Buy a can of octaroon.

The extra .99 is cus premium has more speed in it

>2.99 - 2.09 = 0.99

>requires
>falling for the petroleum jew

My Clio 172 'requires' 98RON. I feed it 95 and it hasn't knocked once.

>work in O&G
>people bitching about gas prices going up
>"yeah..sucks so bad"
>secretly counting my sheckles as I walk away

It could be worse. You could have to mix your own fuel.