/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

Nursery won't blow me and I'm sexually frustrated so I take it out on my team mates - Grant "b4nny" Vincent

I saw your air shot and it was indeed nice, you deserve - fragg daddy

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Plz don't kill me - demo

I'll let you live if you can answer my question - engineer

I love eating shit - spy

Gunslinger or funslinger? - engibeer

(Kills spy cause he's a rude cunt that likes to drip in in other people's convos, making sure he didn't have a dead ringer) what? - travish deboot

Gunslinger or funslinger - bee cave , tx

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Gunsli- (gets cut off by a later round going through his dense head) - now deceased demidude

poor little white pyro

YOU STUPID BITCH, YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH - perturbed building man

Hey wanderer, engu here hope you didn't forget about that lewd fem pyro I asked you to draw, ice been a good boy and I'm waiting patiently - engi

tfw the payload train eats you

Tfw wanderer still hasn't drawn lewd fem pyro, I'm just sitting here with my dick in my hand ,':^( - upset engi

> Waiting the Pyro Update
> No real update since ToughBreak/Gun Mettle
> Heavy Update is coming in 2019-2020

Im doing it, chill.

Ill have it done in a bit.

Ok I have your that I'll use a a legally binding agreement, if you do not comply then you'll have my full frontal attention directed right at your posterior pardner. - reluctant blueprint

I break nigger necks.

This world needs more wonderful people like you.

Here, now shut up, nerd.

eh, could be better

Fuck off cunt

rel wandurdr here. I tri.

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>it's another demo main that can't function without a medic up his ass on casual mode episode

>it's another soldier main that can't function without a medic up his ass on casual mode episode

Make way for the Elite BULLDOZER!

>it's another matchmaking that can't function episode
4v6, seriously?

>its another 'scout main cannot function without a med-

oh hahaha sorry i forgot scout mains arent retarded faggots that need to be babysitted LEHMO

>it's another medic main that can't function without a soldier on his dick on casual mode episode

>want the pass time hat so i can pretend to be a noob (gibus doesn't cut it anymore)
>get cancer after 1 round
honestly it's the worst piece of shit gamemode in this stupid game. i genuinely think that only people with some sort of intellectual disability play this.

>It's another soldier main bitches and whines autistically because there aren't any medics to keep him alive for more than 15 seconds at a time

reminder soldier is statistically subpar in every way but maps are always designed to play into his strongpoints (corners, open areas, medkit placement, highground)

name 1 map that fucks soldier over

turbine
frontier

Is vibri going to deliver to a shitposter

not in my experience
>its a "scout is literally yelling at the med for an overheal while med is healing the roamer" episode
>doesn't even call medic ingame so makes the medic have to search for him which pisses the scout off even more
>im playing demoman and this scunt keeps halting my overheal and frustrating the one class that needs to keep his head more than anyone
it isn't all scout fags but when they are bad they are the worst

what did he mean by this

fucking what? soldier will consistently win a 1v1 engagement with every single class, if every map is designed around soldier maybe that isn't really the case, maybe he is just such a versatile class that you literally cannot make him unviable

i disagree

The demo suffices in some situations

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scout can kill him faster
demo can kill him faster
heavy can kill him faster if he's revved up
pyro can arguably kill him faster if he can aim

Literally who

one that fucks him over not one that helps him in most areas of the map

>1v1 matchups matter
what makes soldier so strong is that he delivers in every situation
he can spam, make ground, protect weaker classes, does well in teamfights, pick key threats, do area denial, kill sentries, guard the flank, move far fast, ..

How does this look

Edgy

>soldier is statistically subpar in every way
Being a jack of all trades and having a really high damage burst at long ranges don't make him "subpar" at anything.

Usual.

>scout can kill him faster
Depends on height advantage.
>demo can kill him faster
Soldier can Shotgun rush Demo then airshot him, Still would be a good faceoff because height advantage still apply.
>heavy can kill him faster
If he revved up already and standing at a low slope ramp or Soldier tries to jump on him without taking cover.
>pyro can arguably kill him faster if he can aim
No. Just no, stop the bait.

t. bad

Literally how new

youtu.be/gwpvJKAo3Zw :o
Thoughts?

why is the crosshair flashing

>making a montage of stabbing the deaf

only demoman and heavy with a pocket can consistently do so

>1v1 doesn't matter in a comparison between 1v1
retard

>showing off easy kills against pubbies with 1/100 of his playtime

this shit isn't and will never be impressive to anyone expect sub 300h shitters.

it doesn't matter for the game though
demo loses almost every 1v1 for example

t. got trickstabbed by lime Charmer's Chapeau spy multiple times

>video is compressed to hell
>not even 60fps
>dead nigger

top tier trash

fuck when did that set become a meme?

if you're a mouth-breathing retard who holds W into enemies, then you'll get killed by Soldiers all the time
if you're good at the game and play to your class's strengths while avoiding situations where the class is weak, Soldier matchups will almost always be in your favor

Demo is strongest at mid-range, and Demo always beats Soldier at that range
Scout is best in open areas, and Scout always beats Soldier in open areas
Pyro is strong in close quarters, and Pyro always beats Soldier in close quarters
Sniper is strong at long-range, and Sniper always beats Soldier at long-range

Soldier is, at his best, slightly above average
he's great at capitalizing when the opponent overextends or plays like a F2P, but if you have at least a little bit of brain matter and >100 hours, Soldier won't give you any more trouble than the other 8 classes

when every le epic XxX_SpY Ma1n_XxX starts wearing it

>reminder soldier is statistically subpar in every way
>soldier will consistently win a 1v1 engagement with every single class
v1 matchups matter

>scout
>top powerful

t. i only playing 6s for last 6 years

is this for braindead retard level

If anything I can tell you that Spy kills faster than a Soldier too regarding this logic, because he's good when you turn your behind to him.

We /autism/ now?

>now

i would enjoy casual a lot more if valve removed the death counter from the stats screen.

it serves no purpose in a objective based game expect discouraging new players and autists caring about k/d (like me)

But staying alive is good

it serves the purpose of telling you you're doing jack shit if you're dead 50% of the time
you can unbind tab though if you don't want to see it or make your own hud that removes the number

if 7 I will raffle away a hat.

what bugs me is that there's no assist counter
a few rounds playing piss sniper or medic and your KDR get fucked up

long rounds look better on your stats page than shorter rounds, so winning teams are encouraged to spawncamp, which kills servers
and since people become more concerned with KDR than rounds won, you'll see people hiding in corners at the end of a losing round instead of rallying together for a final push like you used to see

they want to encourage people to autobalance, but switching teams mid-match still kills you

if you sit in spawn all game, you won't die, but you still won't be doing shit
TF2 is better when you go DEEP and FRAG
a 40-10 KDR is better than 5-0

bullshit. i'll take any medic with 1:3 k/d over a wannabe pro 4:0 scout.

real stats that show usefulness of a player would be DPM or objective time

they should replace it with assist counter. it would make so much more sense.

maybe i'll email the "tf2 team" about this, but knowing valve it won't be possible because they are retarded and don't have track assist stats.

it's best to take little risks and never die, so that whenever your team needs you you can help out
exceptions might be suicideing for a pick or doing a coordinated team sacc so you end up on the same respawn wave

>a 40-10 KDR is better than 5-0
you're right because the 5-0 guy did absolutely nothing assuming those happened in the same time period
going deep is a lot of fun though

deathcount matters a lot for medic especially

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>he does thing differently than i do

t. bad

Please tell me you did ironically, please tell me you did ironically, please tell me you did ironically please...

ep1c l04d0ut my f3ll0w spy m41n

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I'm not picking you Nursey (c) b4nny 2017

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better!

to be fair i got it over 4 years ago and it doesnt look that bad

i haven't played spy in 2 years anyway and i don't use cosmetics anymore.

>and it doesnt look that bad

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improvement over mine
nice user

Pyro is strong in close quarters, and Pyro always beats Soldier in close quarters

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