Dota 2 General -d2g

chinks on suicide watch lmao

>ig vitality

>that taunt
Fucking based fn

Son, I am proud

>that crowd
LMFAO CHINKS

clip twitch tv AmazonianAliveClintRiPepperonis

>those heroes ganking the alch with ult
?

>EG lost to THIS
lmao

They almost lost to Wings yesterday too

This game is a pub game where people are just throwing heroes at each other until the scales tip and one of the thrones die.
None of these teams deserve the places they're going to get, but here we are.

bet TI3 is your favorite

>trees die when monkey king jumps off of them
Balanced right there

>stop killing heroes and start autisitcaly farming for hours like they did in 2012 reeeee

ti5 best ti

>how to reduce every game of dota 2 ever

>that stampede

EG/Secret rivalry is (unironically)
This game both teams are grouping as 5 and getting teamwiped over runes

the russians are throwing so hard

>Roshan bash determining a game
Dotards?

In all ways especially physical, I am slav

*chokes*

PAPARAZI
OUR GIRL

Why are tournaments in china even allowed?
What the fuck is this crowd?

>Crappie the pubbie shit cunt is in a pro game

Lol Choke incoming.

PA aghs

Blur also applies to spells

y/n?

I wouldn't mind dying to her anytime

FUCK I WANT TO RAPE THAT WHORE PAPARAZZI

>Implying TI with any american team playing is any better

because MONEY

reminder that if you root for whiteys, you are part of the cancer that is killing dota

how do you stop this man?

FUCK TRUMP

I'm rooting for DAC no-CN

why? because china and thirdies are the market forces keeping this game alive?

hol' up cracka, why isnt there a full on niqqra team?
ya raycis white boi

slaves arent white

?

>that fight
Just like my pubs

Thanks God i'm rooting for the Russians

you cant use a stick to play dota

cant wait to see my boi play the solo championship later today h-haha!

You would probably get kicked out of your house if your black parents saw you in front of a computer 12 hours a day

Disruptor was a game losing pick here.

they cant all aspire to be petty drug dealers and criminals

How can slavs be so shit at competitive Dota 2 while they're the largest demographic?

post heroes with zero (0) counters

>black parents
Don't you mean parent?

playing together is hard

No, if it was one parent then you wouldn't have a computer

*steals a gf*

I believe he will be OP as long as BKB stays the way it is.

Faceless Void counters Voker.

Does white mother even count as black parent?

>enter thread
>esports on
>still obsessing over blacks

wew
btw, is mlpol poster around, he called it

how can africans have some of the largest supplies of natural resources and arable land but be so poor?

Dont give me this crowd excuse you douchebags. When a chinese team wins at a TI, you all Americans go silent as fart in the wind. Dont blame chinese crowd, you are equally bad idoit.

Holy hell those legs are as long as Fogged is tall.

Na crowds are usually full of Chinese.

Boston crowd also cheered for Ad Finem in the grand finals

Invoker IS op all the time my good man, even when all the invoker faggots are whining that he cant single handedly carry the game and win a teamfight 1v5.

woah calm down Wong Wei

>the Chinese panel girl looks way hotter then sheaver

*autistic nyxing*

>tfw Merlini is sitting where he has a perfect unobstructed view of Sheever's feet and that's why he's holding that Tidehunter pillow over his crotch

Face it guys. Dota is mostly an asian game.
>abdul ismail

>slant eyed qt looks better than a granny horse
really fires up the ole almond

>sheever

that makes them soo good.

/d2g/ underage edgelords have yellow fever

What a surprise!

fuck off sheever, no one likes your donut shaped horse pussy

>give invoker free farm
>omg why is he so op

Here are your Invoker counters

Challenge: draft two and don't lose

thats hot

Le just shut down his farm le ward his jungle :^)

I like Sheever

didnt i already tell you to fuck off you dutch warhorse

>drafting anyone besides earth spirit
>not expect to lose
Nice try

BTFO

Le just pick a strong early game and le fuck him in the ass :^)

I hate panels with sheever in it

IM SO SICK OF MONKEY BEING PICKED

JUST ADD A FUCKING MANA COST ON HIS JUMP

>it's an "below average russian male has a 10/10 gf episode"

that's why i said two ;~)

>just pray that hes retard and cant catch up from being behind a little
woah

you have to shut down his farm, i agree
gank him a lot in the early game

it's super easy

>empire without chipenko

not the same

fix this hero in one sentence

I want paparazi to be my gf

more damage

Why is Sheever still in the scene?
She is not insightful
She dumps down the discussion every time when she opens her mouth
She is not funny
She is not a good interviewer
She is a half-decent host at most
Why is she in every goddamn tournament? She is taking space from people, who can actually contribute to the tournament
Its embarrassing and a joke that because they want a woman, every organiser is willing to dump down the quality of the tournament

this desu

which hero gonna nerf in next patch?

IG got invoker. Mark my words the game is already over