Dota 2 General - /d2g/

Reminder of the obvious signs of adderall abuse in esports

both of them are shit at the game though, it just that purge pretends to be some educational dota god when he isnt

mmr is just a number.

That's a season's difference between c9 and coL gaming right there

I'm in love

That's Arteezy.

>trying to hide the 24 people above you
LMAO

even more hilarious EU winnigs are taxed twice as high so their actual earnings are less

Slacks has 600 ranked games of Omniknight, when the hero had a 60% winrate. He himself had a 60% winrate on that hero. When you win 3 games every 5, and lose 2, that's +25 MMR every 5 Omni games. Over 600 games (120 net wins), he's literally gained +3000 MMR from Omniknight. Without the MMR he gained from a clearly OP pub hero, his MMR is 2k. What a surprise...

>>trying to hide the 24 people above you

im just focusing on rtz here mate, you seem a little ass pained are you ok?

What hero should I play when I'm high?

>"updated scoreboard"
>overall winnings decreased
>arteezy suspiciously above n0tail

:thinking:

post 'em

the vein slicer

DUDE WEAVE LMAO

YA MAN WADS GUD MAN

implying it matters

moni gets paid bigbucks by every special force for his commando krav maga training

>rtz has stayed at rank 30 for like a year

so whats going on with the adderall chat?
did PPD mention it at the end of the 1v1s or something? I just stopped watching after empire lost

Doesn't his stream print money?

lol no need to get mad brahs, chill ¦)

haha hell yeah

>Twitch memer
You have to go back, reddit fucking scum.

wew

this went about as well as expected, why you would ever last pick slark and nyx against first pick slardar I don't know

also sven sure does hit pretty damn hard and that's a problem when he's the only smart player on the enemy team

Is Paparazzi the cutest china doturd since long haired Hao?

>paparazo has an 8man avatar

is he /ourguy/?

i NEED to breed celestia

he got a punchable face

...

I usually play support and I am wondering... am I wasting my time with my favorite heroes? I will list them and you guys tell me if it's even worth the time in segment.

1. Shadow shaman
My friends say he is shit mostly because he is frail and short range. His only saving grace is tower warding.

2. Bane
I like bane because if strong single target disable. But my friends say he is crap because"stunning yourself to stun someone else is retarded". Also linkens can fuck him over. Or anti mages scepter.

3. Ancient apparition
I like him but you have to get Midas because you can't farm and getting Midas is rough when you are a support. Also, he is slow and frail and very easy to jump. Invis heroes are his nemesis.

So tell me... am I wasting my time liking these heroes?

>ponyshitter

OUT OUT OUT

rofl are you really telling me people still play this in 2k17

lmao game shitters

DAC is great so far tho

pls respond

Reminder that dota is a slav game

pbs.twimg.com/media/C8V681RWsAEZfK8.jpg

>brony
>blademail
>echo saber
>typical offlaner that picks slardar and farms all game instead of initiating
here's your (You)

Why are you euro fucks so fucking gay? You love anime, you love chink cock, you love being failures, you love Muslim dick.
We should have just let Russia take all of Europe over after they were done with Germany, they wouldn't have put up with your faggotry.

Which heroes besides Clockwerk can reliably win in the offlane?

wtf i love russia now

>pony

rrrrrRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

GET OUT GET OUT GET OOOOUTTTT GET
THE
FUCK
OOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUTTTT

>You love anime, you love chink cock, you love being failures, you love Muslim dick.

if russia gets all EU riches USA gets nuked into a wasteland the next day

>Carry mk
Jesus what MMR is this

the blademail actually became pretty effective against the sven since he always tried to counter initiate me, so he'd blink in and stun, get shitted to half health off of blademail because of his echo sabre and daedalus and then axe blinks in on him and counter-counter initiates

also don't you shit on echo sabre it is a VALUE ITEM for when you don't don't get first hit bash and before you finish abyssal

You're wasting your time living, kill your self

whats wrong with carry kang

any solo offlaner that sacs the lane and jungles till 3-5

cant lose lane
if you dont lane

>sven jugg slark invoker nyx team
1k to 2k mmr or unranked game

i really wish /pol/ would leave
you are making this place doubleplusuncomfy

what does that even mean wasting time

just play ranked since thats the easiest way of seeing your progress

if you are winning then keep playing if you are losing then think about it some, watch your replay see what kind of an impact you had, thats how you learn, by losing not much to it

>echo shitbre on slardar

i hate you more for this than the ponytrash

>quelling blade invoker
>null talisman
>sub 100 last hits on invoker
>level 20
>fucking quelling blade invoker

POST MMR GRINDING TUNES

I NEED ONLY TESTED SHIT IM ON A LOSING STREAK HIT ME UP WITH YOUT BEST FAMILIA

>they wouldn't have put up with your faggotry.
>>>LITERALLY the biggest consumer of MLP porn
Ahahahah this delusion

mirin' that invoker build though

M Y
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D U D E
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youtube.com/watch?v=oACSf2J_Vi8

>Quelling blade invoker
Don't you fucking post your triple digit MMR games ever again.

youtube.com/watch?v=1CurN2Fg-2E

youtube.com/watch?v=vAXue_hDixM

Not having a QB on everyone to knock monkeys from trees.

youtube.com/watch?v=w0tXnmW-00s

>I'm from /pol/ because I think anime loving euro fags are giant pieces of shit.
Trump's a faggot and /pol/ is fucking morons, but everything I said was correct.

>playing against carry monkey
>not having a qb if you have slots

??

Why would you assume that we're from EU? I'm American.

You guys might just be retarded. You realize quelling blade will stun monkey king for four seconds if you destroy his tree with it, right? It is a value item but invoker could have at least had an iron talon if he was scrapping that hard for any sort of items.

What up my gigadudes, I got a question for you all. I haven't played this game since ti6 but started watching DAC cause its interesting and am feeling the groove to start playing again after this semester of uni ends. When I stopped playing I think I was about 4k level. How long would it take me to get back into it after not having played for about half a year?

>Trump's a faggot

>>/reddit/

is that way

>/r/edditors from t_d are triggered THIS badly by Western Anime
Reminder that /r/The_Dogshit is to true /pol/ what /r/Veeky Forums is to Veeky Forums dot org
Besides the fact that it's counting data from some irrelevant normie website instead of proper Western Anime content site
>fucking FEMALE ponies
>gay
what is your major malfunction?
Unless you prove that it was women searching, it's hetero.

everything

if you read the patch notes, watch a couple of games, and go to dotabuff and find a guide for hero you're gonna play, 1 or 2 games.

No you're not, I'm still using my favorite heroes like Lion(42%winrate since 7.00) Jakiro and support naga just party with your friends
winning is not the only source of fun in dota, I prefer losing using mjolnir apparition than forcing myself to play meta heroes to win

>i hate EG but i can't go after them because they always beat my team when it matters so i have to try and focus the narrative on rtz

Help

you get more exp from a creep if u last hit it, right?

>he missed the Superbowl of shitposting yesterday in favor of his dotard safespace discussion of e"""""((("""sports""")))"""

i always forget how triggered NEETs get by people who can socialize

>eg/nb in 10 hours
yeeeet I don't gotta fuck with my sleep besides going to bed a little later

>muslim ban wasn't done
>most animefags are americans
>most ponyfags are americans
>most neets posting are americans

yeah about that

>always beat my team when it matters
>my team

i'm not on a team user

are you one of those literal cucks, and I mean literal, that paints yourself with the success with literal highschool drop out, social reject, video game no lifers?

do you not see how incredibly sad that is?

none at all, you get exactly as much from a lasthit as from a creep dying on the border of your exp range

>pornhub
>irrelevant
I'd call you retarded if i didnt agree that more accurate statistics would come from image hosting sites like a certain booru and phael
>thinking i was implying faggotry is purely for homosex and not immoral degeneracy such as bestiality
Ok i'm gonna go ahead and call you retarded

no, you actuallly deny exp with that method

thanks

>projecting your own failure in life onto others

stay mad kid

i know your kind, i know what your motives are, and i know why you're taking this desperate approach

The hardest part will be the map changes and how it fucks with old farming patterns and ward placements. Not to mention those shrines and talents.

Know any good youtubers with guides for the new patch?

>superbowl
literally no one cares out of usa my burger friend

>try and focus the narrative on rtz

literally everyone calls RTZ shit holy fuck your really digging here. Seriously, why are you getting so fucking angry about this? Are you actually mentally ill?

how do I get good at dota
I want to be a millionaire too lads

>Smoking weed means you socialize
My social interaction amounts to "I'll take half an ounce of that", paying, and then leaving.

yes but you get the most exp if neutrals kill it thats why pro players pull the camp

>he shibbo's himself as unwhite by showing his lack of proficiency with language
>he fell for the "bestiality is degenerate" kike psyop

yurocucks always get triggered by rtz and NA but are unable to deal with The Scoreboard so they always have to resort to just trying to focus on "b-b-but it's about rtz"

>just finished watching all the games today via replays
>panel has ppd and he's way to energetic
is God Emperor Peter taking drugs?