Buy a 'Grand Touring' car

>buy a Geländewagen
>only drive on paved roads

>buy a honda fit
>browse Veeky Forums only

>buy a faggot car
>be a faggot
I don't think you get how this thread works.

you are not good at internet.

>homosexuality and autism: the board
glad i stopped

>buy 4 door coupe
>isn't a coupe

oh i thought that said Veeky Forums
same shit anyway

>buy corvette grand sport
>its not grand at being a sportscar

>4 door coupe
The only car permitted to call it self that is the RX-8

As well as the saturn ion. The Honda Element seems to tread on the same line too but the rear door is a bit large

>buy Ferd F-Teenfiddy King Ranch
>king of my quarter acre suburban property

>buy 4runner
>only go on trails that really need it a handful of times a year
>only snows real deep once or twice
Still worth it

>Buy sport/performance car
>never over limit, right line exclusively

Hey that's me!

The fuck is wrong with you?

>he doesn't WOT to the limiter in every gear up to exactly the speed limit everywhere

>buy an adventure bike
>never go off road

Why the fuck would you buy a fast car and not go fast?

How many gallons of oil did it burn?

>buy fast car
>go fast
>get bolised
>lose money and/or fast car
>can no longer go fast

>buy a corvette
>fail to compete with an f150

>BMW 630d gran coupe

You need to find back roads that police don't care to go to and have fun with your car m8. It wants to be hooned

>drive VW Golf
>never played Golf

But that's the thing, I've found empty backroads and I'm still content with 5-10 over the limit, especially when the curves with suggested speeds show up. And if said backroads are bumpy then that makes speeding even more pointless

>fog lights
>get thicc fog like 4 times a year
No ragrets

>buy pickup trugg
>never loads anything in the bed

...

You beat me to it...

Of fucking course it's a woman

WTF KINDA RARE PEPE IS THAT!?!??

Bretty much

>tfw you realize SUV means sports utility vehicle instead of sub urban vagina

Some kind of neet pepe i suppose

>He hasn't seen PooPoo Pepe

Is this based off concept art for Antibirths final boss? how esoteric.

>Buy sedan
>Never see Dan

>buy a 200hp subcompact
>drive it on the highway 90% of the time
Atleast it gets good mpg