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quality posts

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there's this cool place called reddit where you should go instead

forums.eagle.ru/showpost.php?p=3098839&postcount=1965

WHERE'S THE JOKE

A HIND

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Here?

why must there be no books by hind pilots in the soviet afghan war?

Big old fucking dilemma /simg/

DCS F-86

or

Normandy bundle

>inb4 neither
>inb4 kys

Fuck Normandy, buy the F-86.

F-86 as its one of the only planes that isnt shit

russians can't write

F-86

neither, kys

F-86 sounds lit senpai

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Why would you fly a boring plane without a glass cockpit? Do you like getting lost and using dumbfire weapons?

Yes.

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Take your weird porn elsewhere.

dont follow that link
fbi already dragged me into this van im posting from

>ufo fucking lasers for the slavs
>brick slings for the germans

B a l a n s

>it's just furshit
Disappointed.

How does the plane stay up like that? Does it have thrust vectoring or something?

THICC

BRRRRRRT me daddy~

*glomps you*

What's Bernie Sanders doing there?

he's a furry

That's clearly Larry David you silly goose

He's got my vote uwu

do fighter aircraft actually have signal lights for non-radio communication or did ace combat just make that shit up

Sorry ivan, the election's over

It can be carried for contacting non-responsive aircraft. In fact, light gun signals are still an important part of general aviation, not just military.

Who's ivan?

Don't listen to this guy, hes memeing you.

DCS fans and furries have a lot in common.

Both are willing to throw obscene amounts of money at junk

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capitalism: the fandom

We should instill communism in the US that way all furry art would be free uwu

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Stop hating on DCS just because you're too dumb to learn more than 5 key bindings.

It's called not being fucking poor user.

Maybe if you decided to actually contribute to society you wouldn't have to worry about spending money on games or food.

>declare myself a woman
>don't have a vagina
>don't have breasts
>have a 10" penis
>built like a fucking wrestler
"You're not a woman, take off the dress faggot!"
>declare myself socialist
>workers don't control the means of production
>workers don't control the means of distribution
>workers don't even control the means of exchange
>wage labor is retained
>property rights still enforced by the state (factories being the states' "Private property")
"See, Socialism doesn't work!"

(It's impossible to *implement*, I'm not even a socialist, it's just a tedious case.)

You can only declare yourself a woman if you're attractive and passable.

Everyone knows this.

You can declare yourself anything you want, the difference is everyone intuitively knows what a woman is while most people think that so long as you garishly slap stars on things and drape yourself in red you're a socialist/communist (don't worry those are basically the same thing, also synonymous with social democrat if you really want to push it.) because they know fuck all about politics.

(Can you tell I envy them? Politics was a mistake)

We should all yearn for the abolition of impiousness and vileness on earth by the hand of a nuclear holocaust.

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Nukes = bad

Furry porn = good

This is basic math.

Nukes = Very good

Furry porn = no

DEFCON ops when btw

Ah yes, all those Key-bindings used in a real aircraft. How realistic...

Why didn't the egyptian airforce just hotstart in the 6 day war?

>Implying hot starting will help when you don't know the enemy are coming

>implying you can bomb aircraft that haven't entered the game yet
You're embarrassing yourself

Only a scrub can't cold start a MiG-21 faster than the autostart.

>he flies the MiG-21 instead of the F-5

I fly both actually.

>DEFCON ops when btw
im in team speak fagot

how can you fly two planes at once
(clones don't count.)

2 joysticks.

Something like this, but with jets.

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isn't that what tails the fox has

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that's two guys flying one plane

That's very clearly 2 halves of one guy flying 2 planes

if they're holding hands it's one plane

lewd

What did you mean by this?

Afghan.

Afghan, Afghan.

Afghan... Af-gha-nis-tan

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I miss afghan ops.

Also what the fuck happened to Pie and the other dude who made DCS ops?

Enjoy firing rockets at an empty field?

Yes definitely

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What plane has a cockpit this fuck huge and operates at such low altitudes?

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If you don't sim physical airspace diagrams on your desk you're barely simming at all.

The only thing more pleasurable is probably flying a real plane with a big pile of charts on your lap.

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Probably are. In russian

what would a strategy game need to be considered /simg/?

manually typing out orders?
dealing with mountains of paperwork?
driving simulator of driving your staff car around

Mi-8

>manually typing out orders?
nope, writing. that means using a mouse or using a tablet.

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>scour the manual for key commands for an old sim
>no key for gear (i took off and then hit "g" by rote.)
>eh, guess it didn't bother with gear simulation
>turn and land
>unholy screeching
>popup rating my flight gives me a relatively good series of points followed by a final score of zero
>REASON: GEAR

>tfw you want to do some comfy gun/bombing runs against armor, but every single mission turns into SEAD from 20k feet high because mission makers all go autistic with IR SAM and AAA

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