/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

Chose your ocracy

Truest Democracy
>Anyone can vote using a third party site, so it's totally anonymous and no ckeys logged so no one can see how you voted
>People could VPN to vote multiple times
>Other servers could raid us to rig our votes
>Refugees have different opinions than you
Democracy
>Vote on server
>Since we know ckeys, we can throw out votes obviously from other servers
>Refugees have different opinions than you
Oldfagocracy
>Only let people with BYOND accounts 2011 and earlier vote
>This means Sarca can vote but not you
Emojiocracy
>Anyone who gets on the Github can vote
>People who care the most about an issue will vote on it
>Tiny cross-section of server ends up voting
Metaclubocracy
>Only let people in the Discord vote
>Your vote will be used against you in social hierarchy
>Sawbones gets a vote and you probably don't
Contributorocracy
>Coders and admins get to vote
>You don't get to vote
>Coders and admins clearly have a theoretical vested interest in making the server best they can since they have a sunk sum of time in the server vs others
>Coders and admins don't play the game
Cultureocracy
>People who agree with me are allowed to vote
>Ensures that only people who truly understand Veeky Forums culture get to participate
>Refugees can't vote because they disagree with me
>Shitters can't vote because they disagree with me
>You don't like my opinions and therefore can't vote
Randomocracy
>All issues decided by pure RNG
>Truly fair
>Quality is truly random in the truest sense of the word
>"It doesn't matter what the result is, it matters who checks what the result is." t. Stalin
Threadocracy
>All issues decided by who shitposts the most
>Generates a lot of revenue for Hiro because of signpost clicking
>Veeky Forums pass and metaclub have advantage
>Vulnerable to raiding and refugees

Cluster is just a distraction, he's in retirement. The true enemy is probe.

Probe is easy to deal with. Just punk him off a few times until he learns.

Pretty good

Vote with hidden ckeys that have played on the server for over a month. No one can see who voted for what.

>Truest Democracy
Open to manipulation
>Democracy
Open to manipulation, bullying
>Oldfagocracy
No
>Emojiocracy
See Democracy, open democracy
>Metaclubocracy
See Democracy, open democracy
>Contributorocracy
Everyone should get a say
>Cultureocracy
Based and white
>Randomocracy
Based and white
>Threadocracy
Based and white

t. oldfag admin

>Cultureocracy
>>People who agree with me are allowed to vote
>>Ensures that only people who truly understand Veeky Forums culture get to participate
that entirely hinges on who the fuck are you

Oldfagocracy
>Only let people with BYOND accounts 2011 and earlier vote
>This means Sarca can vote but not you
fuck that.
I've been here since 2015, but I probably logged more hours in 2016 than many oldfags did from 2011-2015

how about we just get along and stop trying to turn it into our very own personal indie game that we made for a change
how about we start being more open and honest with eachother instead of LARPing as fucking heebs or masons "cuz threds too uninteligents an shit poste" or whatever the fucking ridiculous line of reasoning actually is
how about we start acting like a community again

>that entirely hinges on who the fuck are you
You can safely assume I disagree with you on all topics from waifus to what constitutes quality content

That's the joke you dumb nigger, people pretend they know and are the arbiter of Veeky Forums culture all the time to try to win github arguments.

My waifu!

Excuse me, act like a community?

Sorry but I much prefer shitting on the coders, the admins, the metaclub, the discord, the players, the collaborators, anyone who disagrees with me, anyone who agrees with me, and the codebase I play on.

Where the fuck do you think you are?
Give me your ckey so I can ban you

>morena gets unbanned by pain without an appeal
>2hotdogs still banned

UN BAN HIM

It's solarious that got unbanned without an appeal And it was probe that decided he would be unbanned because he solarious pmed him on discord and his erp buddy kuranon backed him up.

>Spawn
>Walk toward bridge
>Bomb explodes right on top of me and gibs me
>Respawn as borer
>Science gets bombed the second I spawn and I die again

Don't eat haunted jam unless you're the haunting man

Sometimes you take it up the ass, multiple times and in quick succession.

This story is lacking key facts only we admin insiders have

t. Admin insider

That was very spicy
That was MUCH spicier than I expected... although I really should have expected it, pic related

The fact there is literally no transparency on this and that he got past the image ban by exclusively observing as his static is sickening.

I don't know these facts
t. Admin insider

It's true, Solarious got unbanned solely to observe and stir shit in deadchat. It's so obvious that producing logs of these events should be easy right? I can't wait for us fellow truthers to produce logs of the truth we know is true

>ops want to do full stealth
>want voice changers and everything but can't afford everything with teleporter
>spend thirty minutes on the syndie shuttle getting ready
>they say they can just hide the space suits
>someone finds the locker with their backpacks anyways, a few ditched their fucking headsets
>one blew up and the rest are stalking the disk holder
>tell them where the heads are through cams
>shuttle called
>the one OP communicating is deaf
>bomb places then the other says i hit them
>go in with guns and find the op with the disk
>give them a hardsuit
>set that nuke up and smelellelele
also hypo worked well other op times i guess it was because they were taking other types of damage too

...

Let's compare our knowledge. Pm me on discord

Is anybody else having issues connecting to the serb? or is it just me

My locker didn't get discovered. I checked it after I saw a sec officer dragging a locked locker to sec.

I was throwing EMPs in the room with the security officer, hit a MoMMI on the way. Attempted to emag it but when I was finished and attempted to drag it away an op on the other side of the airlock died and I got put into crit.

Got brought to medbay, healed up mostly, got some blood due to the ruptured lung and then a large explosion happened near me in medbay which ZAS´d me around and I just couldn´t get up and died.

They could of hid them The tard put it in one of the lockable lockers and didnt lock it. Only a head can open those once locked.

Other people are. Second day of problems.

Remember to ping probe or the chicken man himself (if you're brave enough)

>Cluster's become the dark knight to Probe's commissioner gordon
HELP! HEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!

Democracy only works when you're not overrun by refugees and people so toxic they were banned from said war-tiorn servers so no. They're also completely invested in self-serving decisions.

Most of the oldfags are too bitter, too bored, and out of touch

Emojiocracy is basically discord literally banned for actual metagaming repeatedly but are still unbanned and even admins now circlejerk gerrymandering along party lines

Metaclub has the same problem

Coders are wildly out of touch. They stopped playing when they got bored and moved onto fucking with the code instead of fucking with security officers. They don't remotely have the interests of the server at heart and are obsessed with can they do something instead of should they while they have everything-is-a-nail-o-vision goggles welded to their face

The culture has increasingly shifted because of tolerance of illegal immigrants and enabling the degeneration of the server by adding toxic garbage from their homelands to appease them as the slippery slope gets even slippier. vgstation was meant to be a med rp server with less of the admin abuse of the previous incarnations.

Oh I healed you up down the hall. I brought an advanced medkit from the shuttle. I did the best I could then trucked it so I wouldnt be blown up with you.

I got an advanced medkit and healed myself a bit before I went into paincrit. Some crewmembers dragged me away and healed me up.

>Set up SME
>Some shitlord carbon assistant comes in and calls it lame

20 minutes in and I feel like sharding someone, good job.

It only takes five minutes to SME.

remember how long it took to get mikecari banned?
digitalis is bad, but he's nowhere near as bad as mikecari was
he'll be around forever

A lot of this post is absolute garbage. The coders being out of touch part is alright though

That was the most garbo part of the entire post.

we should have a spaceman olympics

Less than one minute and I feel like sharding you, that's a new record.

The midway between lazy but enough to power station, and good enough for actually impressive amount of power is LAME.

github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/issues/10796
post "concerns"

One can't make impressive amounts of power in 10 minutes that's my only issue, what the fuck is he even expecting anyway?

>Shove the blasma in the teg cold loop
>Link the sme H/E stubs into the freezers
>Reconfigure the scrubbers to only suck plasma/co2/N2O
>Shut off the vent, and vent siphon
>Put the shard box inside
>Put a pump in the connector into the freezers
>Turn on the freezers and set the temp to 73k
>Pump in 2 nitrogen cans and an oxygen can
>Go pump the teg cold loop out and fill up a blasma tank
>Slap dat mf blasma tank in the collector
>Turn the vents on
>Emitter the shard open then turn it off
>Wire to grid
>Station time 12:13

fix the server please

>role engie borg
>rush engineering secure storage
>open the shard crate and set up an emitter
>open a few nitrogen tanks
>set room to siphon
ez 1 minute SME

That's a whole lot of unnecessary steps.

He can't help it, all he knows is how to copy bumbling's setup, he's too insecure to come up with his own setup

I haven't even seen bumbling's and a basic quick freezer SME isn't exactly rocket science.

>Despotate isn't repo banned yet
Jesus fucking christ.

>that knot
Get out

Enjoy your engie/silicon ban.

Im sure that will work out well, no cooling going in and no plasma tanks.

Ignoring firelocks is on you.

>carping around space
Amazing

You forgot the vent siphon
Vox are quick to help once you got their helmet off and the beatings start

It melts down without cooling you turd

Was real neat, we did some tests and people could pickup me in carp form and put me in their backpack, so there's some potential hilarity there.

Why are there no wizard spells to transform into different things like carp guy did?

>xenoarch getting a lot of cool shit lately
>no xenobio buffs

Special morphing masks for wizards that when deactivated go to their hand and they can choose the mob that mask will turn them into when

That would actually be really cool. It could be random by default, and have a stable mode as an upgrade.

Post your ideas then fuccboi. Be constructive isntead of a whiny blue waffle

>lately

Phazon reagent was pretty fuckin cool. Plus, it's the same slime as golems, so you can inject them with your shit and make supergolems that move at light speed.

Just lrn2code like I did, and add in new shit.

If anything needs to be buffed, it's sepia and pyrite.

alright senpai
>hostile gold core reaction doesn't exclude any mobs
>combat nanobots from black cores now come in 2 units
>slime lamp can be toggled to be made smaller to give less light but fit in pockets
port literally any slime race to replace ours

>>hostile gold core reaction doesn't exclude any mobs
Thought you wanted a buff, not a nerf.

it is a buff
it exludes mimics slimes alien empresses and humanoid type hostile mobs

Oh, thought you meant exclude as in how slimedudes are excluded from the mobs' ire.

I want to be a pet pocket fish.

That's still only really fucking with the same shit everyone else is doing

Gold, adamantine and black are the only ones people ever bother messing with in the code.

Add a spell called wildshape based on the D&D druid ability, let it turn you into different alien animals/monsters with improved health.

Difference between "cool shit" and "just buf it"

Also easy to say "lmao just port thing" without describing shit about it like why or what it does differently to people that have never seen it

ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=43&p=19210#p19210
I wanted DRAMA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

pyrite should splash a very large radius with paint and sephia slime should be able to make the 5x5 camera
everyone is too lazy to make an actual slime race and it's probably easier to copy paste their race code from somewhere else

I want TG's slimepeople, you can split yourself and become your own army that you control and toxic things produce more slimejuice to make more clones and heal you I think and anti-toxic things do the opposite.

nignigga what do the other slime people DO

The cameras are pretty aids man.
Also what fucking manga is that, it looks familiar.

TG has toxic slimes that are very snowflakey, they're basically immune to toxins but have to run away from medibots and make sure no one injects them with anti toxin so they have to carry welder fuel to drink
vore slime people had free polymorph and was pretty lame

Don't forget the splitting my man, literally having an army of yourself hidden within the room to fight a single enemy is hilarious. And if they overpower you, you can jump to a clone hidden across the station as long as he did not incapacitate any of them while you were in it.

i never figured out how that worked, i just knew i can drink welder fuel and smoke my own blood

That'll cause problems going forward
Make an issue on github and it should be done within the week
I guess?

>Digitalis is despostate
Now the github shitposter makes sense

Your blood level needs to be at least 1000 to reproduce and you can manually raise the level through toxic things, food, and slime jelly, which is your blood, when there are multiple yous, you can open a menu to switch between any of them. Lose too much blood and you will eat your limbs to stay alive, so don't take any toxin healing things.

does cryo really kill TG slime people?
can't you just drink a bunch of welder fuel before it?

I don't know how much welder fuel does, try a tank with 50% oxygen and 50% plasma, that will work.

it's heating back up

Why not make a werewolf mode instead? We've already got vampires after all.

Yiff in hell furfag