/gtag/- Grand Theft Auto General

HA HA!

TIME FOR attention whoring

>what people don't know about the gtag pc leader

>yfw higgus has successfully converted several muscle and even a lieutenant to his sleeper cell

soooooo....when is blater gonna let someone competent be in charge? ٩(｡•́‿•̀｡)۶

>literally no power to do anything and will just be laughed at if that side with niggus

>no power
They have power over blater if he has to be full SS about someone being on your friends list

>mfw higgus has nessi and crime in his pocket

>nessi and crime
>the biggest laughing stocks of gtag right next to higgus and subs
lol big whoop

Alright. I've had enough.

I've discussed matters with the other Commissioners and I've made the decision to permenantly kick ANYONE who has higgus on their friends list. You WILL be kicked. You have until 04:00 PST to remove him as a friend, at which point we will be purging all offenders. Anyone who does not have a public friends list will also be purged by default.

You have eight hours. Don't fuck with us.

This looks like an Authentic Higgus Post™
Fuck off quit trying to stir shit this is why you're never getting back in.

is this what gtag is devolving into?

please please PLSSS post discord linkkkk
thx :)))

>I'm talking out of my ass again.

Can't kick me if I'm not in gtag

Nice try, I don't even watch anime.

Nice meme.

>Crime will never try to catfish you because you're a high ranking person in /gtag/

He can't kick you or anyone because the person that posted that doesnt have kicking powers he's just trying to start drama

>one plus one
>in his pocket
Yea, right!

tfw Nessi is getting Nirah and Crime pucci

Does the collar itch that much?

fgt

Hey guys, I've been wondering how to expand our community. I was thinking maybe we could have a GTAG subreddit? Maybe a GTAG Youtube channel, you guys submit cool, epic, funny etc clips and we compile them into GTAG montages!

only thing Nessi can get is what he can reach and that would be a dwarf

>Ywn get to watch NA gtag duke it out with EU gtag in a battle royale playlist.

NA /gtag/ would whine about latency and quit letting EU win by default

gtag is full of hypocritical jetshitters, who boost their k/d in freeroam and screech whenever someone kills them without their permission. You'd never get any of the high rankers in a deathmatch.

this sadly

All GTAG wants to do is grind money and ignore 75% of the game.

:(

Oi m8, is this what not having friends is like? Does this also mean I am getting blater dick, and some other peoples dicks/boipussy/vaginas too?

>ignore 75% of the game
No GTAG already played that 75% of the game and is bored of it because it's fucking 2 years old on pc at this point and almost 4 on deadgen so they've done everything there is to do already. It's not their fault if you started playing this late and missed most of the shit when it was active.

Ness has a higher chance of getting something off the top of the fridge than getting with me.

He knows it. I know it. shut the fuck up.

>w-we're just bored of doing deathmatches and any other adversary modes!
>w-we have tons of fun grinding I/E and HH all day instead!

I'll design the logo

Can't do NAvEU, but whatever, make some teams or something stupid.
I remenber the swell times when nobody cared of KDR, that was a nice time
>you'd never get any of the high rankers inna deafmatch
Comms? crafty, ara, aurora would play, holo would lag out, kaz doesnt count if using alts, horris is busy being away. Lieutenants are normies so they don't count.

Can someone post the pictures of where you are suppose to snipe the car thief from? That source is rustling my jimmies

>still playing this game for "fun"

USA USA USA USA

thanks user

bring her back!

DO YOU HAVE A SINGLE FACT TO BACK THAT UP?

I WAS BORN IN THE LAG CUNT. I WILL SINGLEHANDEDLY CARRY NA TO VICTORY

where has Kaz been?

It is literally okay when /gtag/ does it.

except for armored kurumas

> PLAY TIME: 24D 7H 38M

I have no regrets.

His internet has been out hopefully it's getting fixed today

Online on steam 23hours a day.
On GTA? I have no clue because I don't care.
Go ask someone who probably knows, like Kaz or better yet in the attentionwhore circlejerk that is discord.

calm down nessi

>do all the missions on the first try except the second one
>spent 45 minutes on the fucking chopper one and cant even get a bronze
is there some easy way to do this?

YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR

>nessi chimpout

Just cause people like Kaz more than you, Nessi, doesn't mean you have to be so rude.
All your loverboyz are in discord, even joacimot, just join them. You're not a special snowflake.

Is the crew session full boyos?

I WILL SEE YOU IN HELL FIRST

We're going to kick you out soon you fucking loser.

>tfw just passed 1900 hours today

No! I refuse.
>chimpout
>Kaz is literally always in discord
>get asked in the thread of all places
Its okay, people can like kaz more, all I know is he is in shitcord, wait. You idiots think I'm jelly of Kaz when I said "attention circlejerk discord" lol.
Kaz is fine, but getting asked here in the thread is stupid, discord is complete and utter shit, just like I said years ago.
For what reason? Hating on shitcord? Try it homie, I've been shitting on that shithole since annie first made it. 20 years later I'm still shitting all over that.

>Nessi assblast
>Nessi tears
>Nessi salt

Once blater is out of the picture you're fucking done.

Sometimes I just miss qt

I love you Nessi. Keep fighting the good fight.

>did it my second try because I stupidly forgot to reactive the landing gears on my first try

its E Z

on pc? no

Guess R*******'s servers are fucking with me then

Here have a red mitten, its nice and warm for your heart.
You mean, once I'm done I'm fucking done. If blater was my bitchboy (or child, slave, dudebro, something, etc) then I'd be comms right now, unfortunately I am not, so either you're some assburned person who thinks they have any sort of power, or you're someone pretending to be someone who he is not.
He plays other games you know, try adding him on PS4 and playing with him, but I don't think he'd do that.

How would you introduce this car into the game?
Name
Class
Performance
Handling
LS Customisation
Liveries (not mandatory)
Bennys Custom version (not mandatory)
Unique features and parts
Prices

shut up autist
Nessi drama going on

Nessi drama? You must literally be new here, or is trying to fuel the flames with carbon dioxide.

>Nessi will never introduce you to Crime
Forever a virgin, feels bad man.

I DON'T EVEN WANT TO MEET YOUR BOWLCUT HAVING ASS

>Time spent in GTA Online 98d 22h 49m 0s

Don't worry I am pretty much a regular over at Veeky Forums

>nessi introduces you to crime
>crime's menu bugs out and empties everyone's bank accounts
>he lies about it, blames you
>you get kicked out the crew because you're not in the clique

>Name
Coquette; just like how the Cavalcade has 2 generations and they're both called the same thing
>Class
Sports
>Performance
A little worse than the one that's there
>Handling
A little worse than the one that's there
>LS Customization
Usual body mods; simple aero kits and maybe a C5R kit like how the current Coquette has a C7R kit
>Liveries
None
>Bennys
No
>Unique features
Topless version available
>Prices
80k, more or less.

Really all they can do is plop the one that was in GTA IV in GTA V and you'd have your C5.

That would be fine only if we can talk in secret without /gtag/ knowing after

>crime's menu bugs out and empties everyone's bank accounts

THE GIG IS UP HE KNOWS WHAT I DO

I haven't used knightos or shityoo since my first ban kys.

So the single player DLC was cancelled right guys???

>you will get to see Nessi die in your lifetime

Yes

>you will get to see everyone in this thread die in your lifetime because you're immortal

feels good

>joined marines to shorten life expectancy
>this idiot says ill practically not die until im 120 years old
please tell me you're at least 70 years old. At least please tell me you are not underaged.

Remember when Crime latched onto Yuri

I'm a (((((((sociopath))))))) I don't latch onto anyone. :^)

>GTAG before Nessi was great
>tfw GTAG will be great again once Nessi leaves

MGTAGGA

I remember how they supposedly traded pics, and then everyone found out that Crime was actually a guy and Yuri ran away

I'd latch you to the wall in my basement like that Australian dude who raped his daughter

>nessi was the ps3 gtag leader

checkmate doichbag

Why did Crime lie about being a girl? Doesn't he know how pathetic that is?

>gtag before nessi
>nessi was leader on ps3
>ps3 was best crew
uh

I'd remove your vital organs in a bathtub and sell them on the deep web. Then feed the excess to pigs.

PC GTAG

>pc gtag
>nothing of interest was had
>pc gtag got better as time gone by
>any of this before nessi
uh