/tfg/ - Titanfall General

9th for i want Ion to keep me safe for ever and ever

Being called a milk bag could also mean you're from Canada.

S L O W

fucking captcha GET OUT OF MY COMPUTER REEEEEEEEEEE

>drinking from the bag
You're supposed to pour your desired amount into a cup

>MILK BAGGERS FUCK OFF
Well fuck you too, buddy.

Now I'm thinking of fat tittied canadian girls tryign to squeeze their busts into a titan's top entrance.

>pouring from a jug when you can just open the bottle and pour from that

maybe thats why the US uses cartons, I can drink from that

Free weekender furries are f-FAST

>not cutting a hole in the bag and inserting it into your mouth and punching the other end

>Not having a fixed shape container to snuggle fit in the fridge with all the other yummies

>not placing it flat on a surface and cutting along the top like you were checking if the cocaine was legitimate

That's disgusting. What if other people need/want to drink from that jug/carton?

>drinking 1.33L of milk in one go
Surefire way to make yourself vomit.

???
you insert the milk into a jug thing then snip the top two corners. Then you pour into a cup.

doujins when?

half of the discord are furries

>That's disgusting. What if other people need/want to drink from that jug/carton?
I live alone and have no friends ;_;

*unzips dick*

discord is for furfags.

>you insert the milk into a jug thing then snip the top two corners. Then you pour into a cup.
thats extra steps that are completely useless, not to mention you cant seal bags

>bag into jug
>cut bag
>pour

>open bottle
>pour

just admit it, canadians are fucking retarded

:3

>Discord
what discord

iktf bro

Ahh but you see, that's not unique enough :^)

Under fun stuff on the website

no bully owo

>discord
>fun
What a sick joke.

That's how we hide it

What's cooller than being cool?

>Fill the boost meter so fast it doesn't even have time to loop around

>using phase in live fire
dishonoraburu

You have to admit, it makes for a not-too-bad ambush tool. Also, it let him dodge the gravity star.

So any Double take sensei to teach me the ways ? Does it always OS people in MP ?

>doom northshitter with scorchfu in LTS
>nigger runs away to wait me come after it
>park titan around corner
>activate invis and finish the faggot with arc+archer
>repeat on next round
OUTSKILLED

only headshots or when you are able to land multiple shots on target (not too far away, aiming between two separate shots)

Did they make cloak easier to see or am I just trained to see it now?

people dont really think the grenadier weapons are hard to use do they

>using invis/arc/archer in LTS

You sir, are a turbo fag. so am I

A long while ago, they nerfed Cloak to make it work mostly like it did in TF1, if that's what you mean. Cloak hasn't been touched recently.

500h played and just noticed you can shoot canisters while you have spicyfingers up

I meant they made the cloaked players stand out more. I haven't been able to play for a while and I felt like I noticed cloaked enemies quicker/easier than before. Could entirely be my imagination though

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You mean use your thermite launcher or trigger gascans?

>join live fire in progress
>random shitter: "I'm ashamed there's an epg user on my team it takes no skill"
>he's using hitscan

You can launch cans independently of your other actions. Shooting, reloading, etc.

well, he's not wrong

Since the last patch I have a harder time seeing them.

I also run colorblind more since i have shitty DNA

>Discord
>Twinkie banned and spoon license discussion

>defending hitscan

It's bait user

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The discord furries aren't even that bad to play with, they seem chill and actually good. Is all the hate for them a meme?

It's all shitposting everybody actually loves each other

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>discord is a non anonymous version of /mlpol/

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>go to /mlpol/ to laugh at stupid /pol/tards getting flooded with bronies
>suddenly blue rainbow pony ass
>try to look away
>can't
>after a moment of hesitation, zip dick out and masturbate
Well that was an interesting day

Can you edit the Origin shortcuts to boot TF2 straight into MP mode?

This is my titan, EPG, say nice things about him

nice meta loadout faggot

>him

No?

Bet you wont post your kit bitch

I'm pretty sure there's furry art from the first one.

Sadly yes

The furfags ruin everything

>Meta
>On legion

Legiona is literallly
>Reddit: The Ogre Chassis

turbo+shield on scorch
it's not like s/he has too many good choices
over+cannon ion
over+hidden on legion

Is today opposite day?

Which is a worse silenced pistol, Wingman, RE-45, or Mozambique?

Wingman. Check out Vaugny's latest video.

no, not really. There are a few old pics of furries with titans.

I did, I just figured the Moazambique could be worse given it's spread and projectiles.

So which is worse tfg furries or traps?

Hair increases drag, fur presumably moreso. Based on this principle, furries are worse because traps are faster. And speed is life.

This whole fucking "are traps gay?" meme is beyond annoying. I'm so sick of it being everywere and I'm sick of the smug faggots who trick everyone into talking about it because making normal people AWARE of traps is part of their fetish.

titans cause apphang sometimes. repair did nothing nor did new drivers.
lets see if reinstall fixes it

For me, the worst part is this scenario
>user shows some art of a character with decent titties and a nice butt
>the art makes zero implication, be it through bulge or muscle mass or Adam's Apple or what have you, that the character is actually male
>asks if I find it hot as a straight man, naturally I say yes
>HAHA ITS ACTUALLY A TRAP SEE YOU LIEK DEM TOO

How do these people function? I've encountered them too many times to think it's just a bunch of memers.
Is it because Frothyfaggot said grenadiers take no skill?

The majority of shitscan playerbase unironically thinks grenadier weapons take less skill than hitscan.

What's weirder is that, since grenadiers are supposed to be so easy nobody uses them. Like come on man.
You got styled with an EPG/Cold War, just deal with it and stop being a ground licking slowshitter instead of crying about grenadiers being OP when you're running Phase Shift and R97.

>Be bored at work.
>Decide to kill some time skimming TF2 general for webms, Viper memes, and banter
>Discussion derailed with talk about furries and traps

Fucking hell.

It might be because in other shooters, grenadiers normally do take less skill. Why aim a gun when you can saturate an area with explosives?

Of course, these other shooters don't have the benfit of being as fast as Titanfall, so it dosn't quite work.

Goddamnit, this game kills my computer after a few hours.

I don't think the MW Noobtube is comparable to any Grenadier, even the Softball doesn't even come close in AOE and damage.

It's always a salty redditor groundshitter bitching about the EPG. I've never seen a fast player cry about dying to the EPG, rather they'll say NS whenever I hit them in the air.

>finally bind titan abilities/grenades to mouse

Holy fuck I can actually move properly while using them

Nah, I'm fairly certain that if you transitioned the Softball wholesale into a Battlefield game, you'd clear out entire rooms with it.

Don't you mean which is best?

Or shit, furry traps, literally the best of both worlds.

>be RDDT
>derail thead by mentioning discord, traps, and furries
it's just to ez

I did the same, although I noticed when i did I lost some accuracy as I often accidentally twitch the mouse a little when clicking the side thumb buttons

>decent titties
>trap
does not compute

>Dicking around with cold war in CTF
>Some dickhole teabags my corpse
>Half time, 3 kills
>Switch to my main loadout
>crush the opposition, 17 kills
Feels better I guess.
My butt still hurts though.

>the Cold War isn't his main CTF loadout alongside stim or grapple
>not doing drive by flag caps one burst wonder cold war special episodes

traps get boobs