N/o/rcal General

confirmed.
you win all the prizes.
you know where to pick them up.
thanks for playing.

Is this the thread where we laugh at you retards for always crashing?

>crashing
>ever

kektimus primed

Joking aside though, I plan to make this as careful as the last time I hosted this meet. I encourage everyone to bring a radio, and will be reminding folks constantly. Just as well, I'll either drive in front of the pack to minimize the risk of oncoming or drive behind to make sure nobody gets off the road by accident.

Driving touge is as much about helping your buddy as it is having fun. It's one of the reasons I don't really do touge alone - just not as fun as driving with the boiz.

UPDATE:

For those of you who have not purchased an radio, look on amazon for a Baofeng UV-5R radio to purchase. The radios are top-tier and like, 25 bucks. You can also get cheaper models too.

>bring/purchase a rice cooker
does somebody have mad hacker skillz and a programming cable?
what the benefit of reprogramming the 888s models?
will my squelch never be the same?

Will I be sexually bullied if I'm a barely legal twink with a small engine?

You're looking for s/o/cal

son, you're gonna get blacked

> t. person that nearly spun out multiple times and blames it on traction control/stability control

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what is this spicy meme?

is this actually happening

yes

bump

Sauce

CIA: First one to talk gets to stay on the tougevan!!!
CIA: Who paid you to grab Dokin-chan? [No answer, gun fire past head out open door] He didn't fly so well! [Pulls guy back in to plane] Who wants to try next? Tell me about Anpanman!! Why does he drive the car!?! A lot of loyalty for a hired gun!!
Anpanman: [Still has black hood on] Perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a van.
CIA: At least you can talk. Who are you?
Anpanman: It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our van.
[CIA SLOWLY TAKES OFF HOOD]
Anpanman: No one cared who I was until I drove the van.
CIA: If I drove that would you die?
Anpanman: It would be extremely painful....
CIA: You're a big guy!
Anpanman: For Japan.

CIA: First one to talk gets to stay on the tougevan!!!
CIA: Who paid you to grab Dokin-chan? [No answer, gun fire past head out open door] He didn't fly so well! [Pulls guy back into van] Who wants to try next? Tell me about Anpanman!! Why does he drive the car!?! A lot of loyalty for a hired gun!!
Anpanman: [Still has black hood on] Perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a van.
CIA: At least you can talk. Who are you?
Anpanman: It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our van.
[CIA SLOWLY TAKES OFF HOOD]
Anpanman: No one cared who I was until I drove the van.
CIA: If I drove that would you die?
Anpanman: It would be extremely painful....
CIA: You're a big guy!
Anpanman: For japan.

Whoever keep making these should be burn with the 6 million jews.

>yfw oh the humanity

I wish I did lol
What are you talking about, and when do you claim this happened?
My sides weren't ready for this
That reminds me - if folks plan to sleep over, bring a blanket and pillow perhaps

I am watching reverse rere lapdances. Save me bros.

The grill is on the bottom and the rere is grinding on top.
I am gonna die br/o/s

Well I may just come to this one finally. Haven't met any of you before so I'll just excuse myself home at the end of the day.

if neon likes you enough you wont have the choice to leave

No homo.

So are bikes ok at a meet? My only ride currently.

yes

Cool, will probably hit one of these up in the next couple weeks then.

Welcome aboard!
Of course!

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Get that bitch out of the way so I can see that gc8

your number is a little low

Everyone knows it's 6 gorillion.

Damage control

>have to bring own blanket and daki

Fucking nigger. Stop being nigger.

>expecting him to wash your blankie
neonnig is his name, being your mom isn't his game

Tbh the only reason is because I have extra blankets and pillows, but I don't know how many folks are staying over. I want everyone to be C O M F Y P A R T Y T H E O R Y

bump

Any Americans up during real nigga hours?

Go to bed Augustus. Trump won, stop pouting.

No I do what I want

> finally find out about a local meet ahead of time
> cars runs great
> same day as best friend's grad party
there must be some way to compromise and do both

just go at night and get blacked by neon

is the leaf cutting through his leg?

thats his butt

That's some really fucked up proportions

>it was real in my mind

What food do you want us to bring you big black behemoth?

Pre-prepared foods, unless you want to cook.

If anyone going to AX next month, I'm planning to hang this out for free. Just come find the asian, the jew and the lexus. Hope to see you there.

Get a gun and shoot yourself in the head you fucking asshole.

What's the latest on Calaveras and Palomares closures?

> calaveras
still closed and probably will be for a while
it was going to be closed for a year or something for construction, then there was a land slide on top of that

> palomares
dunno

Calaveras is one lane only, be careful when you reached the reach. There are deers gathering on the right side.

Palomares is open but close have way. A gathering of deers on both side of the raod. Watch out for the one with the big antlers.

If I came friday night would there be cool things to do by myself/ cheap campsites around?
>wat do in south bay?

Bay area camping a shit, Santa Cruz is always fully booked months in advance. Best find a decently priced motel and stay there.

Where you coming from?

As for things to do?
Late friday night start in Saratoga and drive Highway 9 to Skyline road/35 then take a left onto Highway 84 - it is the best drive in the Bay area.

>Bay area camping a shit, Santa Cruz is always fully booked months in advance.
wut, y u no KOAs?
what about the one in Watsonville, is it terrible?
>Best find a decently priced motel and stay there.
no sir, i don't like that
>Where you coming from?
too far, pic related
about a 6 hour drive one way
I'd have to leave sat. morning at 4 am to assure making it in time to Frescos
and I already have friday off but have obligations until about 2 or 3 PM
>As for things to do?
I sorta meant cheap bars/restaurants and music venues...
>Late friday night start in Saratoga and drive Highway 9 to Skyline road/35 then take a left onto Highway 84 - it is the best drive in the Bay area.
thanks for the tip
if I do come I'll probably arrive around 8 or 9
so IDK if I'll want several hours of touge after that
would this be a good morning drive from watsonville?

Tonight we gon get some pies

>four corners
Have you not learned from the Park Ranger faggotry?

too far

we're having a part out of a mr2 turbo in san jose if u wanna come and just grab whatever

You folks probably never won a race in your lives.

bike touge?

won't make it in time, see probably not going to make it at all, honestly

any meets planned for July or August in south, east bay or the peninsula

yes

>be me
>marinfag
>contemplating driving two hours to hang out with degenerate weaboo trap-fuckers

Should I?

Sataniafags not need apply.

Do you drive around the headlands? It's one of my favorite places to visit but there's always people and park rangers driving around so it doesn't seem like a place I could have fun
I don't want to hit any animals either

I do. There are some fantastic roads out there if you're brave enough to step on it, although they can be crowded.

Tapris a shit

you're not going to show up anyway stfu nigger

yeah might as well
this meet is gonna have a turnout we haven't seen in over a year

Eh. With 1 being fucked for at least a year south of Big Sur the choice will soon narrow down to 880 or suicide.

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Whos bringing a ghetto blaster so we can blast moonman in Neon's neighborhood. I'll bring my moonman cd's

Neon is black?
I wanted to go but I'm afraid of negroes.

you're not coming so who gives a fuck what neon is.

what happened?

Nigger pls go.

Cream pie meet when?

the socal Veeky Forumsut/ meet?

no
why you're not showing up. I can be as blacked as I want and there is nothing you can do about it :^)

bruh you can drive all the way up and down portola valley but you can't drive up 680 to come to my party?

pls come ;_;

his rotary powered truck won't make the trip

He can drive half way, I can pick him up and drive the other half

is $10 a reasonable price for a monster truck show?

Just come to the party. You get in for free.

nvm that was the kids price and i don't even have my wife's son this weekenbd