/elyg/ - Elysium General

You thought this thread couldn't get any worse? Wrong.

fuck marry kill
Madtii
Puddi
Babymetal

>willingly disregarding half the game
PvE cucks everyone.

>always prepping for AQ which is right around the corner
Oh the irony...

marry Madtii
fuck Puddi
kill Baby
This is objectively the only right answer.

flurrz is ugly

Kill degenerates.

Why????/ WTF DID I DO TO YOU

fuck madtii
marry puddi
kill babymetal

only right answers desu

Because babymetal is a boy and I'm not gay

elysium
t. someone with tight boipussy

Patrician AF in here.

how tight are we talking

I don't know who any of these people are because I'm not a faggot that gets hard to drama in an MMO.

>pvp is for cucks
>rolls on a dead pve server

what did he mean by this?

i have to start with 1 finger and lube every time i want to play with my hole

>be paladin
>join deadmines group as a tank
>there's a "dps warrior" and a "kitty druid"
>still need a healer

I hope you left group immediately.
>paladin tank
I hope everyone left group immediately.

...

>tfw used to be a top pvp hunter on classic realms
>peak during ED with clutch/olympus and Nost with NOPE
>cause lots of envy, trash other classes in dps who are far better geared than me all while doing classlead on ED
>a fearsome force in battlegrounds, ridicule coordinated horde wsg farming premades with a bunch of randomly thrown together guildmates stealing flags with invis potions making them run around the battlefield like chicken
>literally solo defend AV bridge for hours against a full raid of hordes
>it all eventually crumbles apart as I get older, have to focus on job etc
>sometimes log in on my old char, see if i can recognise anyone, help some alts/noobs rush through DM and then log out again

...like tears in the rain

not good enough for you?

sure

i bet your fingers smell like shit you nasty nigger

Undead rogue to resist fears or Gnomes to escape frostnovas?

Do you WANT to be a gnome?

Sir, who are you calling a nigger?

nobody telling you to take stuff for granted, I just keep my memories...

Gnome

Also carry a REALLY BIG weapon, spec maces too

realmplayers.com/RaidStats/RaidOverview.aspx?Raid=66422

Freshcucks BTFO

>trash other classes in dps who are far better geared than me all while doing classlead on ED

Good that you admit that because I know even hunters in NOPE were only brought for utilty

Hunter kiting of bosses has to be the most kekkles I've ever experienced in a dungeon. Running through half the dungeon while everyone else engages in battle, then feigning death and running all the way back.

Most hilarious form of CC/utility Blizzard put in full stop.

wotf is super overrated for pvp. escape artist is much more useful

Its fucking deadmines you can have a hunter pet tank

"DPS warriors" are unacceptably shit at every level except 60.
If you want to 4man a dungeon and take longer for no good reason then sure, I hope your healer doesn't OOM or anything.

>warrior tank is from retail and thinks thunderclap is his AoE threat builder and not battle shout so you always get hit while trying to dps

Do people not read spells???

really?

no ur ugly lol!

Except its demo shout, and you gotta focus target or let the tank sunder each mob.

1st for banned Aquila

>party leader won't pass lead so I can mark targets

I don't think I've ever joined a group as a tank without some stupid hangup like this

Would just like to take a moment here and express my surprise, and simultaneous lack of surprise, that I've never seen a Warrior ninja loot. Shoutout to the most honourable class.

t. former Warrior, now Mage

>he doesn't know

demo shout is bugged and the aggro stacks from each shout

then just leave

>tfw want to play an ally hunter but night elves are mainstream and dwarves are ugly

That's how it's supposed to work.
The actual bug is that the threat doesn't get divided by the amount of threat'd mobs. Even without that bug it's still pretty boss if you hit all partymembers with the shout.

Seeing dwarves active sanic mode with aspect of the cheetah is top kek

Do it

What's Elysium like after the shitstorm?

same it's ever been, but with a bit of a lower pop

...

Did the traps stay or leave?

I'm going to the Mc Donalds next to my college, you guys want anything?

a couple of them left the guild, not the game and the rest aren't taken seriously

Which faction/guild do I join for some top tier bp?

large mchicken sandwich meal please with coke!

Go alliance so i can kill you pls thanks!

just buy some backpacks off the AH

What professions are best for levelling? Still skinning/enchanting?

no
never take enchanting while leveling up, and skinning is pretty ass
get herbalism
this server is overfarmed as fuck so take 60 extra minutes out of your day to circle around a starter area until you can pick mageroyal and briarthorn, then all the mageroyal and briarthorn nodes are left completely unpicked for you because nobody else did the same as you
enjoy your money

>this server is overfarmed as fuck so take 60 extra minutes out of your day to circle around a starter area until you can pick mageroyal and briarthorn, then all the mageroyal and briarthorn nodes are left completely unpicked for you because nobody else did the same as you
this makes a lot of sense no wonder i was frustrated on my other character leveling herbalism

No enchanting, It's better to just vendor gear instead of DE'ing them and selling them on the ah.
If you're a priest, mage or warlock, take tailoring and any gathering profession
Any other class should just take two gathering professions.
leveling engineering/mining is acceptable if you're a class that's shit in pvp like warriors and paladins.
never take blacksmithing it's trash.

Came back after a month, what happened to the server population?

>skinning is pretty ass
only at max level, if you're leveling your first character it's free gold which you will want.

Also, if you're a warrior with no main to bankroll you, then alch/herb is great to drown you in health and buffs potions to make leveling a little better.

We're are all still here!

Sorry but I don't care if avatarfags and discord autists are still playing. Servers seem dead to me.

skinning is ass ESPECIALLY at lower levels
download any addon that lets you see vendor prices
marvel at how your stack of 20 light leather is worth less than most of the random vendor trash you pick up from barrens
now consider that that 15 copper took 3-4 seconds to get and you got no xp for it

it's a numbers game and skinning comes way behind in those numbers

Everything is dead. Go away.

Why not? We're friendly!

yeah it picks up with heavy leather (around lvl 30)
the thing is, it takes the least amount of time from leveling which should be your foremost prio anyway as any time you spend trying to farm gold at lower levels is inefficient

north korea?

Then why can't you save people the trouble of hiding your posts by getting a tripcode.

can someone add me to Mandate of Heaven -
haeler

KYS tranny degenerates

can anyone recommend some good keyboard rebinding software?

I want to do away with the stupid left windows key

Is leatherworking worth it for a druid, or is it like blacksmithing?

Do you guys think mongoose boots are good enough to be pre-bis for rogues?

I love you Decadence!

No you don't.

I can't afford the bizarre tips level 60s with 300 enchanting want to charge for a low-level enchant (my mats, even), how the fuck do I find someone who is trying to level enchanting, nobody in /trade is, apparently

How are Shamans? I've always kinda wanted to roll one for memeZ, but are they hard to play?

Roll one only if you want to heal. They are pretty cool for pve, chain heal is awesome in raids and keeping totems up can be fun. If you want to seriously pvp heal, you're better off with a priest/pally though. Leveling is a bit of a pain and not nearly as comfy as pally/priest/druid leveling. Ele is more viable than enhance in pvp but current itemisation kinda sucks. Overall they're not bad, I rolled one on Elysium for the first time and am enjoying raiding and easy groups.

>Another non-update from the Crestfall staff

This shit is Corecraft 2.0

>hunter won't stop linking damage meters
>in fucking deadmines

Ah thanks, I wouldn't mind healing. But I do have intentions to pvp. And so far leveling is pretty comfy desu, maybe it'll get much more annoying later. Worst comes to worst I can do windfurry memez.

Autohotkey.

That's a thing you ask a guildie to do

U wot m8

realmplayers.com/RaidStats/RaidOverview.aspx?Raid=64881

what's the "/cancelaura macro" in vanilla?

so i haven't played since the whole nostalcucks drama happened, gonna have 2 weeks off work so i'm gonna be able to play again, just have some questions

How's the pop? is it better than before? deader? or about the same?

I rolled on new pvp but stopped playing at lv37, are lv60 gankers a current problem? (this is why i wanted to get to 60 as possible but i was too much of a cuck and couldn't do it in 3 weeks)

is AUTHENTICATING still a common problem?

The Veeky Forums guilds are dead/cancer
WPvP is a shitshow
Battlegrounds are a shitshow
The loot tables are broken
Broken quests are still broken
Devs don't care about botting and chinks
The population is slowly declining day by day because everyone has done the same content for several years now

I don't know why I'm still here