What kind of car will get me a girlfriend with tits as big as pic related?

What kind of car will get me a girlfriend with tits as big as pic related?

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An expensive one

Rusty red second gen dodge ram

If girls dont like you dont blame the car, blame your genetics.

girls with average faces and big tits are the best

Unless you're a rich neighborhood and have the genes/appearance of a Greco-Roman god, nothing. All attractive people are celebrities or come from a family of wealthy individuals.

Chloroform and the Bedford Rascal

I'd use one of these.

One that says you're sensitive