/meg/ - Mass Effect General

First it was quarian fetishists
Then we found out about new best girl

Regina, Turkroach and that Russian legbeard wanted turian women in an era where Talicancer were blotting out threads.

I'm a Vetrafag, but Tali is still the better waifu

Bioware is suppose to bring out their fix list today, right?

Guys pls, stay for now in the other thread, otherwise this one might get deleted.
Last thing we need is for ralph to come in and make a mass errect thread.

>/meg/ so far

>the first greentext is mine

>half of them are mine

First for only pure girl in the franchise.

>first greentext on 2nd page about holding in cum is mine

nice

A personal favorite of mine.

problem with the last part
Garrus was talking about some military turian
Vetra was never truly a member of turian society
Which means that Scott has to put his "pole" up her ass to make her a true turian

Nah, Garrus could've easily gotten a "favor" off her when he was doing his Archangel shit

>Archangel looms over the adolescent turian female smuggler, reloading his sniper rifle. "You are guilty for smuggling drugs to and from Omega, ruining lives across the galaxy, what say you in defense?"
>The turian is on the verge of tears, but the tears were not for her. "Please! I need the money for sister, she's not even 10! If you kill me you kill her, I'll do anything if you let me go."
>"Anything?"

Now that the crack is out in record time, could we all take a moment to laugh at the people who actually paid money for this mess of a game?

>most entertaining part is the multiplayer
>stuck with the broken, launch version because Denuvo gets updated with every patch
Not really, although i'm glad those fucking Denuvo shills are getting their shit pushed in again.

Biodrones on suicide watch

Well, patches will not be available until they rip those too.

owo, what's this

I wish I got all those (You)s, Mac. But fact is that there are more people who don't like your disaster game.

I'd rather pay money and receive the patches when they roll out.

how long did it take? 3 weeks?
lmaoing at that shill that posted the denuvo news article
>MEA still as V3
>EA didnt even bother to buy V4
topkek

>Paying money to get your broken game fixed
Nice, mate.

You got me pham.

>people paid 50+ for this

>this is a serious post

>a geth unit is the reason why Scott and Vetra have to get married

You'd even give Bioware money if they charged for each individual patch, wouldn't you?

>posts in /meg/
>he thinks he is not a biodrone

Where can I get the crack lads?

Not registering an account on layer13

I don't mind. I enjoy the game as is. Already gotten 41 hours out of it over the course of five days.

No.

>PLS SPOONFEED ME
Do you know what the function of google is, reddit?

I went on piratebay and kickass torrents and I saw no legit crack

>Already gotten 41 hours
>Still says he'd rather pay money to get the game fixed even though the fixes won't come in till you've finished the game
Nice

It's even on the bay, mate.

rarbg
skidrow
but didnt see anything crack only

stop with the pirate vs paid argument and just post vetra

There is no argument though. Everyone who isn't a shill knows this game isn't worth the money and should be pirated

>dinos

If you hate the game so much, why do you even care?

people who have the right idea

Blue

Cunny

every character in MEA is shit
is that you by any chance?

What's wrong, Mac? Are you angry people are pirating your mess?

And here I missed /v/edditors calling everyone shills.

Go away, newfag. Back to where you came from.

Every character in every videogame ever made is garbage.
There's no writing talent in this industry, and there will never be because this is an industry that unironically gets impressed by Deus Ex and Thief.
Videogame plots will never amount to anything but glorified superhero movies, and characters will never be more than generc archetypes with no depth.

How much do Turian and human dicks differ?

Which one does Vetra prefer?

/v/eddit, you spent 2 days calling everyone who talked about MEA a shill and then got tired, you'll leave in another 2 days once again.
/v/eddit doesn't have enough attention span to do anything meaningful anymore.

What is this thing?

Reminder that when Garrus was a cop he pulled Vetra over for speeding and she used her womanly assets to avoid a ticket.

This is cannon. I read it in the codex.

>calling the game shit
>still plays it

What kind of retard logic is this?

HOW DO YOU LOOT THAT SHIT ?????

>/meg/
>dying

Turian dicks, she still remembers that handsome Turian full of reach

>51 gb

This is bigger than the original ME series + DLC

I would assume she doesn't care much about genitalia since she'd just as soon date the autistic sister as she would Scott.

Turian cocks are 30 percent longer than human dicks but are 50 percent thinner
. . .so I have been told

question answered here

>Being this new
Sad!

Not really. It's just amusing that people are here complaining about the game, yet still play it.

I wonder what Mass Effect would be like if Chris Avellone was lead writer.

>forgetting the best romance in videogames and the sole reason to even play Mass Effect
shiggy

your typical vetrafag

WHERE ARE THE PATCH NOTES YOU SAID THERE WILL BE PATCH NOTES

Jokes on you I paid 40

it's a big game..almost 70 hrs in and still got a lot to do

Also why the fuck would i regret buying it? I wanna play multiplayer, and i can afford it..

this

12 days

...

Sure thing, Mac! Buying your own game is great!

Good to see you have no arguments and that you know you are only here because of the crack.
I wonder how many hours you'll last this time.

>it's a big game

For you

Go treat yourself to a movie or something user, they'll be released when you come back

It's almost as if you can like something and still acknowledge its faults. Perhaps even be upset because you know for a fact that they could have done better.

>not pirating this C-level game to laught at the horrendous animations, bugs and subpar writing
its like you dont even know what fun is
the game has great meme potential

Reminder that the Asari plague must be destroyed if humanity is to have a future in Andromeda.

We've already been over this.
Vetra worshipping human cock is canon.
CANON.

It would be shit, of course.

Using exclamations is reddit behaviour, please stop.

I've been here longer than you, immigrant. I actually wonder how long you will last this time.

>ironically playing a game

You should get a job or something

F A D E
T O
B L A C K

Avitus is cute.

Especially when you get him to chuckle, he has a cute laugh.

The redhead pilot seems cute. Should I get the game to do cute things with her? I liked kelly in 2 and 3.

>The turian, still in recovery, is softly chirping as she is lightly grasping the medic's throat
>The medic can't understand whether she is making death threats upon humans or commenting on how soft he is

Does Scott go innadesert with Vetra to shoot guns and hold hands afterwords?

Don't worry, Sarissa made sure to thin their ranks for us.

>I-I dont regret b-buying it
>i-its a great game after all, r-right? g-guys?
fuck off biodrone, you can stop shitting up the thread now

>2017
>still being a good wageslave goy

t. /v/edditor
I'm surprised your attention span was long enough to reply to me.
You left 2 days after launch, you'll leave in 2 days once again.

If you want to laugh at horrendous animations, bugs and subpar writing, and a terrible videogame overall, as long as it has the Bioware label on it it will be a good choice to do so.

where can i see the announcement?
twitch?
youtube?

>he didn't read the manuals

Wow... So this... is bioware quality...

Must buy...