Dota 2 General - /d2g/

fucking lol

PPD ON THE PANEL

BUCKLE UP

ppd is like the nerdy girl who takes off her glasses and everyone realizes that she was actually beautiful

lmao cant wait for the /pol/ posting to start after my boy Gustav 3-1s these soulless chinkers

post your sexy Gustav's boys, this is the easiest series of his life

>Peter without glasses
Jesus CHRIST how horrifying

> They're a team who managed to win the most prestigious tournament in Dota 2, The International 2012
LMAAOOOOOOOOOO
>The roster has suffer only a slight changes throughout their Dota 2 history
when was this fucking written

you just know that some pinoy wrote that

>ppd is like the nerdy girl who takes off her glasses , her boring brown dress and tucked in breasts and everyone realizes that she was actually beautiful

t. dated a woman who was a gem covered in dirt

oh god what's going on who are these people

What's happening

>wins 6 millions dollars
>can't even afford a shit
dotards?

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAaa

*beckons you to lean in*
ᵍᵃˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜʰᶦᶰᵏˢ

this nigga lit af

CHINA NOOOOOOOO

is this kpop

Give me the DOTES you fucking CHINKS

>ripped jeans
not even china fuccbois can escape the basic clothing fashion.

is this even a song? it just sounds like electronic noises

chinese people should just stop trying to make music and be creative and shit
it's not working out

Who are these special needs children and why is no one giving them to their handlers. Fugging gooks man

the audience is like wtf is this shit bruh

dotards what the fuck

This empty as fuck stage really does not make the performers look good at ALL.
I'm pretty sure if you're a performer and you're offered a gig at a Valve event, you turn that shit DOWN.
Literally nothing good can come from it.

What the fuck is this lmao

even worse, cpop

mao approved pop. hector christopholus how horrifying

SO THIS
IS THE POWER
OF CN DOTES

>dead crowd
Yea the crowd isn't feeling this either

im surprised that ig players actually agreed to sing on stage before they're supposed to play in the grand finals

what the fuck is happening

well.. at least theyre not lip syncing

sorry

on the bright side deadmau5 was infinitely worse and more aids because he got autism on stage

what the fuck is happening
i as away for an hour

UWOAHWOAHWOAH UTING SHA UWOAHWOAHWOAH

Is this the katy kate of china?

Chinese are so good at music

I didn't know there's China's got talent in Dota.

SHIE SHIE
SHIE SHIE

Real talk, is there a reason why the booths need to be so far away from each other?
I miss the days when the booths were literally right up against each other and the players could actually shit talk each other through body language.

rad

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI

>le empty stage meme

holy shit when will these loldrones leave

Holy shit karaoke time is finally over

>dotard

IS THIS CHINK /OUR GUY/

I thought these levels of autism were physically impossible

The crowd isn't q-quiet! Th-they're just not mic'd properly!

>DOTARD

/OURGUYS/ CONFIRMED

where are the fucking games dotards

Bad stage design. There's too much space for what they need

he's right though

Dota teams are pussies now.

did they actually say dotard I had it muted

am i the only one who thinks it must be hard to perform to this kind of audience? they are all virgins losers who dont listen to pop music. i would physically cringe if i was paid to go up there and sing

>more singing
Is this "Voice"?

oh shit here we go again

Why didn't they do this concert thing in the hour break we had just then

any dogeater in the thread can explain who the fuck these two guys are

hahaha you fucking thought, boy

i dont know why event organizers do this. do they not realize this shit is just awkward and people want to just see the game?

END IT

DOTARDS AHHHHHHHHH

>everybody in the crowd is silently looking at their phone

damn why are chinks so autistic

They should've had a cosplay competition instead desu

You would take it if this was the best paying gig you could get in a year.

chinese sounds like literal dog-people noises

WA MAH SHYAN JIN BING SHOO SHA SOOI SHAN BO CHRAY FAN

what the fuck kind of language is that

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yu_Quan_(duo)

these guys are like The Voice winners or whateever

Yup
Their shitty accents make dota sound like dotard
Like how brits make dota sound like dowtah

earthshaker cosplay when?

Had a problem in TI(?) where the booths were too close and one of the players could see the reflection of the minimap on the overhead screens reflected on the opposite booth.

SHIN SHONG

CHING CHONG

DOTARD?

DOTURD?

SHAY SHAY

CHING SHING SHONG CHANG CHONG

calm down pol

it probably is. pop is not the type of music the audience listens too. i'd wager anime music covers would get a better reaction in that place.

>chimplying the west doesn't do this as well

FUCK MY HEADPHONES
RIP

Look at how fucking eager they were to leave the stage lmao

Post lobster doom please

man what a timeline to be aive in

Hahaha jokes on you, they just made 30,000 dollars to hop around and sing some songs

The oldest language on written record in human history.

YOU CALL ME POL BASTARD FUCK SHIN TSU FENG BAO BI CHEE

FUCK YOU YES CHIN MIN TING SHEN MAO JI SHIN FUCK YOU BASTARD HEAD SHIT MAN BOOR SHAN CHI TENG WAN FERR JI

HELLO?

N-NEW HERO REVEAL?

please start the game before I have to go to bed

Oh see ya guys later.

>that music suddenly coming up in the middle of the song when they didn't even build up to it
>that guy screaming into the mic causing clipping
no

rate my chinese singing vocaroo.com/i/s179OE0FCd8S

who are those niggers in white doing acrobatics and shit.

i just wanna see how those nerds play videogames while i drink my milk

is anime real in china i dont understand

>crowd dead silent

>water spirit hype
OH SHIT

Pretty sure they lived up to their contractual obligations and left before the CCP decided they brought great shame on China and destroyed their careers

Why don't they just hire Flying Steps to come onto the stage and do a breakdance while youtube.com/watch?v=nmkVEqAReok plays in the background? The Chinks would go fucking crazy. Hell why doesn't Valve do that for TI7?