/owg/ - Overwatch General

Spreading Enlightenment Edition

>Live Patch Notes
us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753535162

>PTR Patch Notes
playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20635660#patchnotes

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
overstalk.io/

>Tips/tricks/basics/etc
pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
masteroverwatch.com
overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
gosugamers.net/overwatch
over.gg/

>Permalink
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climb 1000 SR with Orisa, team still gets mad at me for choosing her, end up disabling chat.

still lose because Parah is free hitting us 24/7.

> Wow Orisa so useless - genji/hanzo

For the best ship

SombraxMcCree confirmed
Gayboys BTFO

I am master but after two weeks without playing OW I play like bronze garbo tier, someone else have the same problem?

Is it normal for Mercy to say some German shit in the English language version of the game? I changed the language from German to English recently because I want to enjoy the le original voice acting

Sometimes she says "Heroes never die", sometimes "Helden sterben nicht". Are my voice files fucked

for like twenty minutes after starting up the game again

>CALVALRIES

Dunno, ever since launch I've never had a break from OW longer than 3 days.

>tfw no tryhard Overwatch bf
I just want someone who plays as seriously as me, wants to order pizza so we don't have to leave, and when we're too tired to play any more we watch VODs and streams and fuck then wake up and do it the next day

Is this so much to ask

Yup.

foreign language generally means the enemy player said it

>btw I'm a grill/fag
fuck off

>tfw the same feel

Soon

>tfw had gold medals 90% of the game
>until you died in that final fight
>tfw you lose all medals

Medals are a mistake

I'm not a grill though
I guess I'm girly though

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It's normal.

How do you guys deal with anger in Overwatch?

I made a chart of increasing edginess. Is this accurate?

>he thinks medals are indicative of skill

Daily reminder that "improvement" doesnt look like this

>people already bitching about hanzo/dva/lucio not getting any skins despite this being an overwatch centric event

Looks like we're getting our first cool event and yet people find the stupidest shit to complain about.

Oh wait, I meant decreasing

How does it look like then

I feel like Torbjörn should be higher and mei higher than Tracer at least.

Well it's kind of an improvement, it just goes bullshit.

first 3 seasons = improvement
season 4 = boost

Y haff be made is only game

Found out Roadhog is a vegetarian today.

Depends on the hero he has played

Have they changed something with Zenyattaß Been playing again after a month of not and everytime I get a card it's always the same. Normally got other cards like healing, kills etc.

whew coulda figured that out by myself thanks

why do people like this queue up for ranked?

i wish this nigga would get a mobility buff or something

i used to main him and will probably gold gun him but meta etc, outside of the the rare team centric game he worth more effort than gain

DAILY REMINDER:
REMOVING JUNKRAT WOULD SOLVE 50% OF THE TROLLS AND RETARDS IN GOLD/SILVER

>it's a "your overall performance is shit day" episode

who cares about sub-plat/diamond, it's all shitter containment anyway

>t.silver

not me who started sharing tales from gold/silver, friend

laughing at this pic

I never understood that picture, where's the punchline? If there is any.

There is none.

God that fucks me up even more.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>CALVALRIES

it's an anti-joke, there is no punchline. the humour is in the deconstruction of memes that have little thought put into them and are essentially glorified "mfw" macros.

I'm laughing deconstructedly.

it is also funny because the girl looks to be enjoying that glass of water way more than she has any right to be

Water is life man

Be happy that at least 3 of the players on your team are playing at your level.

It at least used to say a % of kills u were involved with. Zens was always high with the assists

Because they know if they want to have a chance at winning they should be characters they are good with.

Would you rather they played with people they don't know how to use?

this shit isn't fair. most of my friends got paired this way, I get 4 fucking gold metals, including damage and elimination, and I get stuck in silver and drop to the bronze retards.

fuck this game, fuck this rig, fuck gaming, fuck bronzefags.

Is there a complete list of all possible end cards somewhere?

Same thing happened to me, but I climbed back up.

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>Losing streak
>Fall from diamond all the way to low, LOW Plat
>Like 2 losses away from gold

How does this happen? How do I climb? I literally can't remember the last time I won a game

What level is that guy? That's some hardcore no-life mode, yeah?

Pretty much.

ANNOUNCING THE NEWEST HERO TO THE RANKS OF OVERWATCH

KILL ME

she got someone to switch off d.va but all she did was keep suiciding into the enemy team. i don't mind people playing their best char, but at least have some basic knowledge of how to play some other characters before jumping into ranked.

1622 I think

>QP where the enemy had to go meta picks to try and beat your tean
>tfw they specifically pick a counter to your pick

It feels almost as good as someone accusing you of aimbotting.

>There are 36 posters in this thread.
>game is so dead it doesnt even fill a fucking quickplay 5 times in a row

how many players does OW have, like 2k?

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Is there a more entertaining experience than to unlock boxes in arcade?

Okay, fuck me. Apparently the discord orb not only has to be involved with the elimination, but has to be ACTIVE when the enemy dies.

Why are some of these achievements so much harder than others?

>Estimated Time searching for game
>0:21
>2:55 later
queue up again
>estimated time
>-:--
>4:23

Overwatch is basically a dead game at this point

I just lost 9 times in a row.

Why is this game so utterly garbage? The matchmaking balance is beyond retarded

You lost mate, not the game. Stop blaming others and man up.

But i am always top performing. Its not like that i am unable to climb, but soloqueue... i don't know.

What does it matter? You still have your Top 500 right?

You have to queue with a decent Zarya, and spam the fuck out of discord whenever there's a 4+ person grav. Don't even shoot, just spam discord at the grav. Took me like six or seven team kill gravs that I was staring right at, but I got it.

>tfw you win the game because you hunted down the enemy mercy that was saving her hueg rez, all whilst playing zenyatta.

Mercy does seem like the kind of woman who would shove large spheres up her butt.

Every single quickplay i join into is half way done and i end up in the team losing

the fuck is going on

AND WHATS UP WITH THE FUCKING 5 MINUTE QUEUES

harbleu's laugh makes me happy

It's 6 am in America
Almost nobody is playing right now

Does anyone from /owg/ main Sombra?

I do.

im EU

guess OW is dead in EU

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Post update you want that won't really affect the grand scheme of things

>Hanzo's arrows leave trails similar to Genji's shurikens

Because sometimes I'm really fucking sure I hit Roadhog square in the body but no hitmarkers appear

>Reinhardt rear view mirror mechanic

I just wanna check if someone's behind me or not

>hanzo using blatant aimbot and ESP in a noncompetitive mode
>claims its his sonar arrow
>POTG shows him following people through walls without it activated

>when you save a game which was thought top be lost as Junkrat
>get called Junkgod/carry

I have to savor this feeling since it'll probably never happen again.

who are some comfy overwatch streamers? other than seagull

no music is preferred

Codey

Ster is cute.

I want to. Have no clue how to use her on defense though

>tfw underappreciated ;_;

>lost 6 times in a row in soloqueue

at which point does the anger make someone commit suicide? im pretty sure i am close

It's almost lunchtime on a fucking tuesday. People are working or studying right now. Shouldn't you be doing the same, user?

You're queuing at 6 in the morning on a weekday, dumbass, what did you expect?

Unfortunately at my current rank teammates would literally intentionally throw games if I picked her. Which kinda sucks since she's my favourite character. Same for junkrat too.

wait for enemy to push

get behind them

press q

by the time they try again you should have ult again so just do that.

>everyone is in america

okay drumpfkin

On certain maps she's amazing on defense. On Anubis denying the red team that health pack right near the point and keeping that ready to heal your teammates is a godsend, not to mention stealthing around the sides to hack flanking Genjis/76s/Roadhogs right before they rush into your team to discover they can't do shit without their abilities and hacking the Mercy right before she rezzes (keep your emp for this if you can, pop it the moment you see her swooping in).

I don't main Sombra at all but fuck is she fun on that map.

Take a break, you're losing because you're tilted. Dick around in arcade for a while, or play something else entirely.

When will it be canon?

I'm tired of waiting

McCree is for drunk sex with Sombra

Ster definitely.
Codey is a bit annoying sometimes because he eats his words.