/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

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I thought I'd made it all to one, so here's a reraffle: tf2r.com/k6q4voi.html

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plz rate my montage i am a pro!!!! youtube.com/watch?v=XGmduZXqb_I

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Friendly reminder to kill all demomen you see, least they cop your waifu.

what if the demoman is b4nny with a pocket kritz and a pocket uber

this guy join your pug and drop your medick
wat do

but what if b4nny is my waifu

What if I am the demoman, and I have my own waifu

>b4nny isn't his wait
What's wrong with you, not liking fragg daddy, ESPECIALLY young frag daddy.

>two unusual wearing australium holding cucks bully f2p instead of fragging each other
Disgusting

Give the Engineer the Winger.

Give the Demo the Sharpened Volcano Fragment.
Pyro isnt using it, and would be a decent alternative to the bottle for close up, one on one encounters.

give engineer death

nigger relax

I love when I meet someone of equal skill level, and we decide to truce to rank our stranges with f2p blood

current pocket pistol would be pretty interesting on engineer

volcano fragment would be interesting on every class except pyro

new engineer weapon: death

on hit enemy: kills the enemy
no random critical hits

i'm trying but THERE ARE SENTRIES EVERYWHERE

>He doesn't enjoy bullying children
Why even bother playing, then?

Engie should get all shotguns and pistols, just because.

Along with that, a new sentry type. A minisentry that only shoots rockets. They do half the normal damage of a sentry rocket at the same rate, but aim for the feet and pop people into the air.

youtube.com/watch?v=2Ugb7NKVxtk
How's May 6th sound for the next one? After May the 4th be with you, after Cinco De Mayo, the unmarked Saturday.

That could pair nicely with the reserve, imagine the butthurt if that did happen.

>still hyping the pyro update
accept it guys it ain't happening this year

post comp tf2 stories
>Way back
>High Level UGC player
>inb4 ugc meme
>Had several matches
>Play all of them while severely depressed, do well.
>After a match I attempt suicide
>Swallow a fuckton of pills
>After a lot of pain, I pass out on my bathroom floor
>Somehow wake up covered in vomit
>Look at clock
>Next match is in an hour
>Quickly wash and get into match
>We still won
>No one on my team knew I tried to an hero

I'm lightskinned and heterosexual, though

why'd you try to kill yourself

Sure I guess, that's a cute pyro dude.

@173069216
Bait, you can't just say you tried to kill yourself and expect people to follow up with stories of there own. No (yous) today druggo.

probably because he played comp lol

THE HOLY QUADRINITY OF TF2 WEAPONS THAT POSITIVELY AFFECTED THE GAME WITH THEIR ADDITION AND RAISED THE SKILL CAP TOO

>Rescue Ranger
>Crusader's Crossbow
>The Vaccinator
>The Ambassador

>Ambassador

NUH UH MY DAD IS GABENS PERSONAL COCK SLEEVE AND HE SAYS THAT WHEN HE REGAINS CONSCIOUSNESS THAT THE UPDATE WILL DROP SHORTLY AFTER THE MUSIC DISCS GET HERE, REMWBER TO PREORDER AT ONLY 34.99 FOR VYNL AND 15.99 FOR CD

>giving a short range class a gun meant for a long range class

>turtling niggers turtle harder
>retards keep missing their bolts instead of just using their fucking medigun
>only good for pocketing snipers
>retarded SFM avatar spies that miss 90% of their shots

>no iron bomber

>ambey

>The Ambassador

Why use the ambassador? There's a class called the sniper guys you should check it out.

>this mad samefagging snipermain

???

>samefagging
Ok bud.

You sneak to a position where you can snipe somebody that a sniper can't get to. There are a few maps where you do this to two-shot an engineer and then you waltz over and sap his shit uncontested.

ese cabron

charge your phone

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>Mfw the pyro update that made it viable already happened in 2008
>backburner used to be +50 hp on wearer (besides not having airblast, incase any newfag doesnt remember that)
Eric Smith can't hide the fact that hes a pyro main at ALL

was lonely in the other thread

>post a webm of a mediocre airshot
>get shittalked by a guy
>we sperg around in the thread for a while
>i ask him to mge me
>we add each other
>after a few days we finally get around to do it
>i can feel the adrenalin pumping through my veins
>rather than throwing the towel i get really concentrated
>my reaction time feels halved, my hands suddenly do exactly what i want them to do
>it's closer than any mge game i ever played
>he kills me twice, i kill him twice, he kills me twice, ..
>it ends 20-19 for him
>he has 3 times as many hours as i do
>he tells me i'm better than he thought i was, we keep each other added, and even play together a few times

this was the first time i actually was 'in the zone' playing tf2 and i realized that learning how to get there is the only way i would manage to ever become consistent
i can now put myself into that mindset on command and i destroy whenever i do it, it's still pretty hard to not get destracted though

>tell guy with few hours in tf2center that he should go scout rather than solly
>he insults me
>tell him to mge me
>we go on badlands spire
>he stays in the ground the whole time with the direct hit
>"do you not know how to rocket jump?"
>"i don't need to rocket jump"
highlander players everybody

I just spent 30 euros on keys to open crates :-*

after playing for 2500 hours I have started to prefer the smg over jarate

what did you get?

so you opened one crate?

3 airdogs
a few other cosmetics from mayflower
2 strange alpoco fists
a strange candy cane

Sniper secondary/melee is irrelevant. Git gud at quickscoping.

>Opening bad crates

after playing for 3500 hours im starting to preffer the original over stock

that's why you go on badlands mid for soldier and viaduct mid for scout mge

Yep, that was my thought process with it. It would still give less butthurt than Pyro Reserve Shooter. Rockets are at least surfable, and it would be more predictable.

after playing for 50 hours I'm starting to prefer atomizer over sun on a stick

didn't have any other to open

>can't put the robot parts i just bought off the market onto my fabricator
>have to wait until the 11th before my new strange festive kukri can count even more kills
heck

>
are you that guy who asked about how to get an original

I'm just making a joke about how new players use weapons without thinking about the stats

the original and iron bomber are for babies who cant dm with true stock

i used to think the Scottish Resistance was awesome just because it looked kinda cool

the original doesnt make a difference except in rocket jumping
you dont even fire from the right with Stock RL unless your crosshair is on something thats pretty close

it's pretty good if you're using your stickies exclusively for defense

stock is probably better in all situations though

>want to get into fighting games
>none of my RL friends play fighting games
>none of my TF2 friends play fighting games
a-a-anyone want to play Fightcade?

Click the checkbox that says "show untradeable items." Also, stop buying robo parts off the market.

Someone tell me what happened to earbuds/bud prices and when.

No not really, but fighting gamrs do sound fun. Good luck getting into that crowd, it'll be tough.

Get SFV while its on sale. If you wanna play as everyone, you can get the game and all the characters for $60. If there's just a couple DLC characters you wanna play as, you can earn enough in game money to buy them in just a couple hours playing the single player stuff.

looking at the backpack.tf page, it seems like the big drop was early 2015
not sure why it dropped tho

rate my pyro

uh

Trash plz leave, we have somewhat normal discussions here

defend this

Please help name my thing.

half of the mercs can't read

bash the fash

so f*cking ep*c

If you can read this, I got lucky.

I love peanus weanus in my mouth

>engineers will defend this

That was fast.

your hat is shit and you should feel bad also the shahanshah is a shit weapon

>Hating on the wizzard hat
>Hating on the shananashah
Opinion discarded.

>scouts that beeline to the intel and repeatedly die to sentries without even trying to shoot anything
my favorite part of ctf

*hides behind a corner*
*notices ur footsteps OwO*
*walks toward you*
*smacks lips*
*huddahs*
*mmppph mpph white boy*
*kills your entire team because they're shitters with a sensitivity slower than 2 inches / 360 and can't react in time*

what do you even do in this situation?

>defending the muselk wannabe hat
also the shanshah's damage bonus is extremely situational and if you're swinging it at someone you may as well be holding a kick me sign

>Actually pulling out your melee as sniper
>Implying I care about some Youtube wanna-be celebrity