/hsg/ - Hearthstone General

We had the same OP 2 threads ago

good one m8

>old murk eye
When he was being rotated to wild I just kept buying classic packs until I got all the murlocs I needed, bought about 50 of them one at a time

How many times someone googled "hearthstone." Which is the only measure of health for games. When you're trying to get money for your startup.

That's actually not possible

this card is so good

how many people are googling 'hearthstone'

you play a stalling game where you generate spells until you can win with a timewarp turn
it's still garbage tho, 3card + quest combo

>grabbing nothing but bra
embarrassing

r8 my card

This one is different because it has me looking like a retard in it

Control decks don't play deathrattles. Maybe Thalnos for spellpower swipe once Drake rotates out.

Far too powerful.

even though these are random as fuck i have to say i prefer these 1-drops over 1 mana 1/3 + snowballing effect ones

even if these do have their problems as well, mainly that they're totally no-brainers to put on your deck since they're never a bad draw and dropping anything on turn 1 especially going first is always strong

>nigger knight
top fucking kek

It's the FUCKING STRONG

>Control decks don't play deathrattles.
Cairne use to be in Control Warrior before Naxx

>none of the dinosaurs have feathers

slightly disappointed desu.

>Jade Druid
>Goes first. Gains 2 manacrystals.
>Draws/generates more cards than he plays.
>Controls board almost flawlessly every turn.
>Develops a 6/6 Jade by turn 7.

Generally depressed. But I had a kind of good mood today, started doing errands and shit. Went to the laundromat, but while there I decided to play a round of Hearthstone while there. Queued immediately into this cancer.

Lost all motivation in life again. This is on Blizzard's conscience. I hope there's some sort of judgement in the afterlife. I hope they burn in eternal torture for all the strife they bring to people's lives with their horseshit game design and refusing to expressly balance the game on a weekly basis to always keep the netdeckers guessing.

I guarantee this game has contributed to some people's suicides already.

As a fucking entertainment provider, your number one goddamn duty is supposed to not fucking depress your customers when they come to you for fun.

>opponent plays 3 cards
>becomes a trash 3 mana card

NICE BLOG FAGGOT

It's not Blizzard's fault you're a tranny

Either way I would rekk Eloise she's great

too bad it's the current year and control warrior is a joke deck

>opponent blows half his hand to deal with a 3drop
>this isn't strong

This card is gonna be all over the fucking place.

>blow hand
or you know make a better deck

>download the latest update
>deck tracker stops working
>frame rate keeps dropping
>the game crashes when I hit the quit button
OY VEY!

>play on turn 3
>opponents of all types have to play 3 fucking cards in order for this to not get value

If it were a 5/5 it would probably be fine

>we will never get alternative game modes such as both players starting with health other than 30, 2v2, or 1v1v1

On turn 3-4 no less. Which means they'd generally have to play some combination of 0 or 1 cost spells that added up to 3 just to get him to normal stats. That's pretty absurd.

Just like Black Knight kiddo

>Maiev art has her iconic glaives
>you equip Valeera's daggers ingame

JUST

you still need to play 3 cards for it to be a mediocrely statted card
if you drop this shit on curve almost nobody except rogue can deal with it and rogue has to kill her hand to deal with it anyway

it's ridiculously strong

Was thinking the same. Expecting someone to play 2 spells on turn 3 isn't crazy.

>strong cards are bad

It would confuse the new players user.

Why does my graph look different mr. and mrs. Shill?

>We don't want autoincludes so drake can fuck off
>every single fucking mage deck can slap memebook on it no problem
>same with rogue and swashburglar
>same with jeweled macuck

Fucking jews man, jesus christ.

>blizzard thinks Asia will save them
lol

what do those ching chong signs mean?

Drake is a standard card
Those will all rotate out

It's hearthstone in mainland Chinese and HK/Taiwanese

Drake is rotating out, retard.

>implying macaw is not here to replace webspinner
>implying this won't happen again and get even worse so you can't play wild without new cards as well (see huhuran geting powercrept into hunter)

Asians have completely different taste in games though. That is why pedoverse is so popular there.

>Inb4 we'll see a 1 Mana 2/2 Jeweled Raven Battlecry: Add a Random Beast to your Hand dual-class Hunter/Druid card in the future

*cunnyverse

Kinda cute, honestly

Here is the Hearthstone term googled in the USA

What the fuck are your graphs about?

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Why would you crop the search term out?

>Give in to the cancer and build a dragon priest for the final days of this rotation
>faceroll to rank 5 in a few huge winning streaks
>doesn't even matter if I misplay horribly, still win most of the time
Why is this allowed

Of course she's cute

>usa
>not global

NOW I SUMMON MY ACE MONSTA

VOLCANASAUR!!! IT ADAPTS 2 TIMES!! NOW THAT'S BROOKLYN RAGE!

Azure Drake is rotating out
Azure Drake, Sylvanas Windrunner, and Ragnaros the Firelord are all going to wild only

LOL

1. it's not in the OP either
2. mobile device doesn't show the search term + the graph on the same screen

cunnyposters BTFO

>heroes of warcraft
nice try

Global is right here
Also it disproves the
>Asia is saving blizzard
statement

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Wasn't he the guy that had to play underpowered cards because he couldn't afford buying more packs?

I know this
I wasn't saying it wasn't

Those cards listed will rotate out
Now Drake is going because they don't want cards to be included in every damn deck

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B-but it's Yuge in Chinkland.

"Joey, you're playing hunter with a deck that has no spells or class cards"
"Well, yeah, Yugi, I just grab what looks strong, and green borders are gay, so."

It's been a while now..
Which could it be i wonder?

>Hearthstone is only half as popular as it was at its height
>Its height was The Grand Tournament

kek

a relatable hero

Mukla, defnitely feeling Mukla.

Golden Harrison

Golden Rag

This time for sure!

Asians wouldn't play this game, you don't get ahead enough when you pay to win. They strictly want to play "free" games that cost $1000+

WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINDS

I CAN WAIT AN' FISH ALL DAY

EREGAR LORD OF THE BURNING MEMEGION

I have no time for games

Stop lying, loser. /hsg/ trash can't even dream of rank 5

Why are you here autismo?Pedoshill general is that way.

Hmm, notice how both searches spiked at the same time, probably the same people

What meme deck are you gonna try on release?

Please explain why my graph looks different I'm really interested

WEW LADS
>paladin is shit
nvm

Fun fact: If you combine our top 5 player's HCT points we would qualify.

AH IT IS THE HEROES OF WARCRAFT TERM YOU FUCKING CUNTS I KNEW IT
BACK TO PEDOVERSE WITH YOUR KIND

When is the next /hsg/ tournament

are you searching the world or your country?

Damn remember the days when this pull was reason to celebrate? Like you could lay down some massive power against your opponents. A reason to instantly make a paladin deck no matter your shitty collection.