/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

Why is everything going to hell

Welcome to VG station

influx of terrible sec players brought on as an overeaction to the april's fools joke and the fact the admins let the sec during that ship off half the crew (as clowns) to a lethal enviroment as non-antags showing they clearly do not care about the rules anymore

And the best part? Centcomm never responded to the IAA's fax about it when there was an admin online.

I am angry. Angry about chickens.

No I meant lately, why is everyone screaming in the thread more than usual and complaining about pomf. The reaction to the attack animations was justified although still an overreaction.

I'm just memeing, I love pomf.

no homo

>Banned TG refugees come to Veeky Forumsstation because it's not Bay or Hippie
>Whilst youtubers and streamers are making videos on SS13's very own Veeky Forumsstation that reaches views in the tens of thousands

>Probe wont put up the bunker because 'I know best, there's no porblem, reee thread shitposters'

>TG players start to outnumber Veeky Forumsplayers
>TG players miss their old code and start trying to get it ported to Veeky Forumsstation successfully whilst ousting any old gaurd Veeky Forums players who'd tell them that their features are rightfully shit
>Veeky Forums players get tired of the shit and leave
>Probe replaces them with more 'new' players who ahelp how to table climb because 'Veeky Forumsstation is more popular than ever it's okay - let me just advertise the server again real quick'

>Now following in the footsteps of TG but with none of the infrastructure (a host that isn't an attention whoring injun who spends two days a year on Veeky Forums and an admin team that isn't 50% banned players)
>Probe wants to distance more anyway from Veeky Forums even though it's the vocal TG shitters who shitpost hating old Veeky Forums that are getting to him,that he let in
>and he's too stupid to realise it

pretty much

give probe some credit, he listens to the thread more than pain

Probably this

pomf has been showing up to basically whine recently even though his server is being paid for by other people and they're counting on him to actually make things not crap
admins are often not online at all, are doing a terrible job of being admins, added prayermins which were fucking retarded, added attack animations and just shut down all counters with ''lel ur a troll'', ''the thread doesn't matter'' and even just straight up closing the thread on the github
as a result of these things the game has been full of total asshole players getting away with things they just should not. the sec issue with the clowns and killing asimov borgs for obeying their laws wasn't just 1 bad round; its basically all of them. our sec is getting away with absurd levels of bullshit for no reason and its making the game less fun

its a combination of crap where the people you expect to fix it just ignore it or actively make it worse.

I was present for all this. I was referring to why everyone was suddenly screaming and shouting incoherently for some reason other than the sneaky beaky attack animations ""april fools"" PR when it didn't seem that way two or so days ago.

o fug
I was only keeping up with the ingame stuff from the github and thread I had no idea it was this bad.

where do you see Veeky Forums in 2 months, I'm wondering if it's worth coming back or just forgetting about this place

reminder that lifeweb is a superior game

its never open when im actually able to game ;_;
i want to play a qt twink and drop soap

We are going down the way of TG.

You folks didn't believe us when we said attack animations would let casuals in and that the purge was the beginning of the end, now deal with it. Congratulations.

friday to sunday

don't worry, I'll make VG great again
next up is the chat wheel

>see an admin in chat
>think holy shit we actually have an admin
>remember i actually joined tg instead of vg because vg has been so bad recently tg is actually better

feels bad desu

pomf is native too, my brotha!
too bad he's an american native, they have it bad.

Ok Randy, I am not here to treath your life or anything at all. I am here because you "fucked up" You ruined not only mine but hundreds of peoples time on your server (some have reasons why they are banned I am not saying everyone should be unbanned. Fuck no) If you had listen to the community you would never had to private your sub reddit and you would have never gotten forced off of ss13 sub reddit too. I decided to change. And I ain't gona be putting up with shit like this for the rest of my days until this damn computer fucks me sideways and proceeds to not work anymore. All I am saying is this. You "fucked up" You may think this may just be one guy saying this and you may be right on so many levels, but you "fucked up" there all in quotes for a reason. All I am going to say is this. If I do get a chance to get unbanned and a chance to not fuck up again this time I will take it seriously this time. I know I have been banned from the discord since day one but I know that and you know that too. Its best to take whatever I am saying here with a pinch of salt. If you wish for me to settle it and we can just get this shit done and out of the way than I would be very happy to do so. If you want me to talk at the discord for at least a minute so we can settle the reason why I was banned for no context than fine. After that I will leave and never come back to this place knowing I am not accepted here. I will just be roaming in lifeweb. Not fucking up again and just playing a simple game. Is that all to ask, Randy?

that's all I have to say. Nothing more, nothing less.

there are 3 admins on though

does fridge fall in this "bad security" group?

That russian krokodill adicted kiddy fidler doesn't come here and that pasta is shit user.

I just got a retarded but wonderful idea.
A drug that gives you access to a archive or hentai and pornography, but only when you're high.

Doing this or something similar will create a drug that players would actually want to use and get "addicted" off of rather than now where all drugs just make playing the game harder.

Or a drug that gives decent buffs but withdrawal causes the player to randomly punch and bite people nearby and randomly lose control of their hands.

no thats just retarded
just like the libary being almost entirely filled with copy pasted, badly written, d tier shit isn't funny, its retarded
the first idea second is okay also make the biting infect people

you can just print oodles of porn in the library

the possibilities are endless:

>Be grim, straight-laced, detective
>:s "HOS, I have some evidence I think you should see."
>Hand him Catboy Creamery in an evidence bag

infect them with what

Trace bits of the blood in the biters bloodstream.
Giving the bitee a very minor buff but full withdrawal syndrome.

>Round Duration: 1h 50m
>Choose from the following open positions:
>Assistant (21) (Active: 13)
>Botanist (0) (Active: 0)

there is a point where we needed to stop and we clearly have passed it

rabies

So what did the HOS do? I saw a bunch of people complaining about him in OOC when the round ended

Borgs were being shit in the brig as usual

killed me multiple times as a borg when i was trying to save people someone said he ahelped for. otherwise i dunno. and i dont think that was even bad since i was infact emagged i was just told to ''do what you'd normally do'' and what i normally do is help people
would be worth whining about if i wasnt emagged tho

Design your perfect server

>Roleplay level
>Code base
>Maps
>Community
>Veeky Forums or elsewhere
>Head admin

First was Veeky Forums that became TG while 2D0 was meant to be the new Veeky Forums's ss13, but that went to shit fast

now look

>people dragging not-even-dead people with brute on them to make them clone only
>People dragging people you're currently doing surgery on so they break a little bit more
>People who don't bring you wooden planks or robotic limbs to replace those who've 'lost' theirs
>People who don't read chat
>People

>lol roleplay
>the least laggy one, so this
>box only
>just me
>just me
>just me

>Medium RP
>Modern Bay
>Polaris Astroid Colony
>old Veeky Forumsstation
>Veeky Forums
>Qbone

At least medbay was alright to be in.

oh yea who added the retarded dragging thing? its technically human harm to drag people to med now. its retarded.

Reminder that all waifu's are their player's ideal woman, so therefore all waifus are perfect and ideal.

>medium
>Veeky Forums
>box, meta, deff
>it doesn't exist to my knowledge
>doesn't matter, as long as they aren't assholes
>pomf back when he cared

Morena vs 2hotdogs

You must unban one. The other dies for 30,000 years

Just put them out of their misery and clone them, it's faster.

I've distanced myself from the server for the past few days, and honestly it's been great.

I'm done arguing with all of you. I take time out of my day to review every single PR that comes up on github, and you still give coders shit. I spend time herding these admins, and you still give them shit. I do way more than I need too to make sure the servers running perfectly, and you still give it shit.

I obviously can't make any of you happy so thats it, I'm throwing in the towel. I'm leaving. Hey, catch me at the next Rainbow Six tournament though!

I could believe that this is the real probe desu

>vg medium
>vg
>box, meta, taxi
>Veeky Forums thread
>Veeky Forums
>anyone who isn't shit

God help us all, I want Veeky Forums back the way it was, the one that didnt have retarded attack animations and wasn't going down the TG railroad.

Did anyone ask for Probe's blog?

>cloning
>in the year of our lawd 25XX

I bet you're a vox, aren't you

>probe
>good at R6
lel

I wish this was real

>I'm done arguing with all of you. I take time out of my day to review every single PR that comes up on github, and you still give coders shit.
y-you're still not a coder desu, you're effectively kolith 2.0 with more unwarranted self-importance.

a man can dream

>tfw you get to pin the Rin whenever you want to
Feels good

>tfw I never got bwoinked when playing sec

Absolute truth doesnt exist!
prove it.
Checkmate postmodernist cuck scum.

Back off she is mine

wow

Reminder to be diligent about updating the security records as Wardens, clarifying which crimes are bundled up per arrest and so on.

Per the "Recidivism" modifier in space law, you can add 3 minutes for each time the suspect has been arrested in the past, so you can use this to your advantage.

Good to know we have attack animations now, just deleted BYOND from my computer.

>I'm done arguing with all of you. I take time out of my day to review every single PR that comes up on github, and you still give coders shit.
maybe i dont know but maybe how about you let players review prs and see if they want them instead??

I want to marry Riekland!

I like being the only sec officer that does the records
I like the warden being retarded and just sitting around and letting me do his job
I like dying and watching him flail around as other people who used the shit I did try and figure out why he isn't doing it anymore

>get a mad dopamine rush after winning a fist fight
>attend every rage cage, win every single one I attend
>it doesn't carry over into validhunting
why
I could be the best validhunter on the station, but there's just no satisfaction in it
what causes this

You either die fighting for accountability and transparency or you become unaccountable and opaque it seems
I miss the old probe

>Light rp
>Veeky Forums
>Box, Deffiency, Metagaygay, modernized donut, taxi, goon, every single maps possible as long as they have everything intended for Veeky Forums
>Veeky Forums folks, the same that makes Veeky Forums, Veeky Forums
>Veeky Forums
>Lord pomf

I can't connect. Every time I try, the window immediately closes

...

serb crashed?

Same. Good to see I'm not the only one with a problem here.

try now

>Trying to connect on byond
>Connection close
>game shut itself down

what the fuck

I managed to get to the "wait for 30 seconds segment" but as soon as the timer finished it closed again

>clone repo
>create new branch
>switch to new branch
>work on new branch
>switch back to bleeding-edge
>all of the changes from the new branch are there in bleeding-edge

I don't get it.

In one, you are in a agreed upon contract of skill and your reputation is on the line. You dont feel like a hero and you go ahead and win a duel, fair and square after shittalking/chalenging someone, then winning. You get satisfaction because you pumped yourself up and got a decent, fair chalenge.

If you validhunt with a taser and egun, stun and spam lethals, that was not a chalenge, not a agreement, its you killing the person who is made to make the round challenging and interesting, if you did it with only your fists and with a duel, you would get more satisfaction, but simply killing someone without any ryme or reason other than them being antags is shit for a multitude of reasons, you already know that and as such, dont get any satisfaction. t.some fag who is good at analysing people

But then absolutely retarded people like kolith get to have an actual say

because they're not players, but that doesn't actually matter when you let 'the players' decide

>survive shitshow on station
>get to centcom
>stay there for half an hour because server won't restart
what the fuck

is serb up?

>players shouldn't have a say because people who aren't players will have a say
hmmmmmmm

Fair enough, that makes sense.

Work on different branch.
Stage your work.
Commit your work.
THEN switch branches.

And, y'know, don't work in DM, you dweeb.

did you commit your shit before switching back?

BUT IT'S A BYOND PROBLEM THOUGH
HONEST

nice blog desu

I'm getting the same problem. I was playing in the round before the server was restarted, but now I can't connect. why is it doing this?

I did commit/push it.

>retarded statement
>hmmmmmmm
fuck off kolith

Were you jobbanned from everything else