/meg/ - Mass Effect General

>435x564 OP picture
neck yourself

no bigots allowed

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Not with the help of SAM!

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Patch notes.

>Allowing you to skip ahead when travelling between planets in the galaxy map
>Increasing the inventory limits
>Improving the appearance of eyes for humans and asari characters
>Decreasing the cost of remnant decryption keys and making them more accessible at merchants
>Improving localized voice over lip sync
>Fixing Ryder’s movements when running in a zig zag pattern
>Improving matchmaking and latency in multiplayer
>More options and variety in the character creator
>Improvements to hair and general appearance for characters
>Ongoing improvements to cinematic scenes and animations
>Improvements to male romance options for Scott Ryder, including romancing Sara
>Adjustments to conversations with Hainly Abrams

But you can.

Sweet Chrismas she's ugly.

what PS2 game is this?

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First vetra and now jaal I fucking hate gay people so muchb

Best sniper rifle for sp?

Threadly reminder to do your duty for cross-species relations.

Rude.

This is the future that liberals want.

Jaal is forever straight.

What is that brown rock gun on your back?

Button mapping fucking when? I hate that triangle does everything.

GAS
THE
TURIANS
lads

SAM shutting up as well

Why do they have penises drawed in their cheeks?

It's the Soned, it's just covered in dust.
Pretty good, it's basically am minigun.

What is Sara's height?

You mean the Asari/Angara

Reminder that there is not one [in numbers 1] single good character in the game

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5'8 i think

Can you kill sloane and reyes?
Fuck these 2.

Is Vorn being both at the Nexus and Twochanka after Drack's loyalty mission getting fixed in this patch as well?

>"Scott, the Kett, Asari, they're just a bunch of genetic users. Andromeda would be better off without them.
Don't save the Asari Ark. Deep down, you know it's the right thing to do."

Did anybody else get this email from Vetra? It made me uncomfortable

5'8

I'd rather gas the gay people that sent the voice actor for Scott death threats for baiting them about jaal and making the retards at bioware think the only option is to ruin the only alien husbando

that's a pretty bad shop all around

It made me aroused.

At least give me a goddamn RWS with a fiddy.

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C-cute...

best romance in the entire franchise

>sent the voice actor for Scott death threats
Really?

How would Bioware react if they found out people wanted to romance their twin

Is... that a non-shit custom Ryder?

Black Widow same as always

she really is. it's hilarious, autistic sara started out as a meme but later became canon

>How would Bioware react if they found out people wanted to romance their twin
I think someone suggested that to one of the devs on Twitter and they response was basically ''Ewwww, no.''
Seems like Bioware is full of bigoted and ultra-conservative people who need to be taught a lesson.

vanquisher*

how can MEA fags even compete?

It's just preset 6. You look like Reyes' brother no matter how much you edit it.

Yes-, -no-

It begins.

Who could've thought.

>STILL posting the wrong link to the collage gallery
Goddamnit nigga I've had it up to here with your shit. IMGUR IS CASE SENSITIVE!

imgur.com/a/FSJBQ

Looks like that pic of an alien someone posted on /x/ that caused all of Veeky Forums to go offline for almost 10 hours.

>More options and variety in the character creator
not for this patch

>Improvements to male romance options for Scott Ryder, including romancing Sara
stop

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oh shit
youtube.com/watch?v=HjfCb8lcs_c

Unwhip your dick, Ryder.

>He wasn't around for Bethanyfaggotry
Trust me, they already expected it.

Lol no

Remove tumblr.

>implying broRyder's a bottom
Maybe in your messed up universe

A lot of drones showing up here for Andromeda doesn't mean they belong here. No Biodrone does.

It almost looks like she's got a cold from the front, and that's really cute.
>tfw you'll never make her soup

I get making him a black dude with long dreadlocks to mimic his flesh sack things.

But with fucking pink hair? What is with Tumblr's obsession with brown or black people having light colored hair? It looks like shit in every single variation.

No bigots allowed.

t. biodrone

Isharay*

no

>became canon
did that actually happen? when?

lol, good joke m8

Is /meg/ full of twelve year olds?

gross

Cute waifus nude under a blanket?

REMEMBER RELAY 314
GAS THE TURIANS
NEVER FORGIVE

Wow tard girl got some big ol titties.

no, it's full of grown adults that can't help acting like 12 year olds

To whom are you referring?

Yes.

Something about Liara's face is disturbing to me. Like something is off but I can't put my finger on what.

no, it's just a meme

>tfw you'll never take care of her

It's the eyes, they are oversized in that pic.

Yeah, pretty much

its too perfect

>MEA has such good combat that combat is now the best part of the game

So it would seem.

But only the Turians refer to it as relay 314.

youtube.com/watch?v=WgFHIR7lLC0

>Relay 314
>only turians refer it that

Fuckin' false flag faggots.

No, her face is always like that. I'm talking in game, not just that picture.

I-I'm not a turian

Well, looking at

I'm gonna go ahead and say yes.

I'm actually deeply butthurt that Bioware has yet to include a single female character with breasts that are actually this large. Every time they design a girl, it's like they're trapped with a unibra that only fits one cup size and they have to either go itty bitty titty, or completely average.

Fuckin' "Genetically Perfect" Miranda Lawson was lauded for her ass and figure but the booty was average and her knockers were just as bland.

BLAND. BLAND. I WANT HUGE TITS. YOU GAVE US SPINDLY FUCCBOI AND HUGE BUFF MEATSLAB AND LITERALLY HORSECOCK BUT YOU CAN'T GIVE US HUGE TITS? DISGRACEFUL.

SHAME, SHAME ON THE HOUSE OF BIOWARE. SHAME.

Sure thing, Danus.

In the game.